Emo music - It's not so bad is it?

old.Tohtori

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eggy said:
I get more girls.

This is what i'm tolkien about!

Everything men, and women, do is to lure the opposite sex.

No denying it.

You go to the store? You need grub to have the energy to get girls.
You watch movies? You need ideas on HOW to get girls; Action to be all manly, Drama to get good lines, Romantic stuff to know what the f*ck in general, doomsday movies to see sh*t blow up!.
You go to the gym? Need to stay the f*ck in shape.
You wank? Come on...you'd LIKE to have a girl.

Anything and everything, be you an emo, chav, wanker, cock, dick or an asshole...wants a girl.
 

eggy

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old.Tohtori said:
Everything men, and women, do is to lure the opposite sex.

No denying it.

Well duh.

old.Tohtori said:
You go to the store? You need grub to have the energy to get girls.

What? No I eat because I like food? Oh and it helps if you want to survive.

old.Tohtori said:
You watch movies? You need ideas on HOW to get girls; Action to be all manly, Drama to get good lines, Romantic stuff to know what the f*ck in general, doomsday movies to see sh*t blow up!.

? No, I watch films because I like watching films. They are entertaining, something to do while drinking a glass of wine and relaxing after a hard day's work.

old.Tohtori said:
You go to the gym? Need to stay the f*ck in shape.

Exercise makes you feel good, not just look good. I go to the gym because I want to stay in shape and feel good for myself. Yeh, the added bonus that hot girls will want you more is an added bonus.

old.Tohtori said:
You wank? Come on...you'd LIKE to have a girl.

Not quite sure where you're going with this now.

old.Tohtori said:
Anything and everything, be you an emo, chav, wanker, cock, dick or an asshole...wants a girl.

Gay men, I think you'll find, don't want girls.

People don't always dress in styles to get girls, they dress that way because fashion and music imprints onto their brains, moulding their thinking and therefore the projection of themself they want to give out.
 

old.Tohtori

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And i'll just scratch eggy off the "make funny answers" list.

Don't take it so seriously.
 

eggy

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old.Tohtori said:
And i'll just scratch eggy off the "make funny answers" list.

Don't take it so seriously.

Fair enough, didn't realise you were joking tbh...less lunchtime beer for me.
 

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haha .. random but funny - Remember Lord Zed and Rita from the Power Rangers? pwn0rZ lol xD
 

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