old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
- Joined
- Jan 23, 2004
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eggy said:I get more girls.
This is what i'm tolkien about!
Everything men, and women, do is to lure the opposite sex.
No denying it.
You go to the store? You need grub to have the energy to get girls.
You watch movies? You need ideas on HOW to get girls; Action to be all manly, Drama to get good lines, Romantic stuff to know what the f*ck in general, doomsday movies to see sh*t blow up!.
You go to the gym? Need to stay the f*ck in shape.
You wank? Come on...you'd LIKE to have a girl.
Anything and everything, be you an emo, chav, wanker, cock, dick or an asshole...wants a girl.