would any of you swaffle a dead person...?
I'm trying to resist swaffling something at work. Till now I've decided either my boss' mouse, or mobile phone would be an excellent candidate...
More of a gherkin, I'd say.
I did once swaffle a girl who I thought was dead given the complete lack of participation.... :/would any of you swaffle a dead person...?
dirteh!I'd swaffle a dead elephant.....
I never do anything subtleyIf you are in an open-plan office- can you swaffle subtley?
Become a wannabe Mystery Man - SwaffleMan.
Keep the name ambiguous, don't tell anyone whether you like to be the swaffler or the swafflee.
teh PHANTOM SWAFFLER!!!11`1eleven
"Fire dept saves Brit stuck to Statue with penis, member sadly destroyed by jaws of life in process"
Plus that'd make a far more entertaining/far less disturbing video than Teed's swaffle vid.You could hit things with one of your tits. I am not sure what you could call it though....
Blah for the first time EVER (or maybe the second as sometimes I really need a pee and a cock would be convienient) I wish I was a bloke.... I have thought about the possibilities of female swaffling and it just does not work... the male swaffle in my imagination appears to be cute and done with finess where as the thought of female swaffling makes me want to vomit :|
So I am jealous that I am un able to swaffle anything ... I swear if I was a bloke nothing would be sacred... the whole world would be drinking out of swaffled cups and every monument I passed would be tapped.... blah
I am not even sure the female orgasm makes up for the fact I cant swaffle
*sulks*
Blah for the first time EVER (or maybe the second as sometimes I really need a pee and a cock would be convienient) I wish I was a bloke.... I have thought about the possibilities of female swaffling and it just does not work... the male swaffle in my imagination appears to be cute and done with finess where as the thought of female swaffling makes me want to vomit :|
So I am jealous that I am un able to swaffle anything ... I swear if I was a bloke nothing would be sacred... the whole world would be drinking out of swaffled cups and every monument I passed would be tapped.... blah
I am not even sure the female orgasm makes up for the fact I cant swaffle
*sulks*
that is so totally my cock and not a cucumber Emo boi
By the way, trem has also committed to re-creating the elephant swaffling video -but entirely in lego!
I'm WAY ahead of ya!More infractions for Teedles I think, bastid!
What the.......why I oughta