Dumbest BG moments plz

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Demolay

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Surely the "rams too far from door again m8" ones rank high
 
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Faeldawn

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My ikkle menty, who has zero magic items, zero buffs, wears the 85% quality blue con freebie armour (so no SC whatsoever) staff killed a SB tonight with the help of an animist also using his staff to whack the SB :D

Mages can melee-zerg as well you see, were coming for all you sc'd, buffbotted overpowered stealthers, be afraid, be very afraid.
 
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Lessurl

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Well firstly, this isn't what i've done. I have a selective memory about stupid things i do myself. (i.e. i'm usually drunk at the time and can't remember doing it the next day. :p )
Now come to think of it i think this was on pyrd, it was a week or two ago. I was playin my healer, had a full grp. Normal bg type group though, very random classes, no speed, etc. :p
Albs had about 2fg casters camping in the ck, refusing to come down. As we had no mages (only shammy had any decent ranged damage) we went to ck and the tanks bought a pult. We set it up at the bottom of the hill and targeted just outside the front doors. Tank working it had a bit of a problem with loading so it took a few minutes before it was ready to fire.
Albs must have thought we'd made it out of range or something bcos a lot of them were being brave and hanging about infront of keep, bolting/nearsighting us etc.
Anyway, pult fires, 5-6 mages infront of door fall over dead.
Now here's the stupid bit (sorry it took so long to get here :p )
About 5-6 more mages who were inside the keep, came outside and started walking around where the other corpses were, as if saying. "Hmmm... i wonder what happened here?"
Well, you can guess what happened next. Pult fires again, 5-6 more dead mages. All albs who were campin in the ck (had no rezzers, just mages) were killed by 2 pult shots.

They didn't come back either, and we went on to take the ck. The end. :p

/edit removed some of the half a million instances of "anyway" in that story. :p
 
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noaim

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The alb caster that rooted my critblade, ran too far off to nuke so I could restealth, then ran straight through me where I was rooted when he headed back so I could 1shot him with my PA (while I was still rooted).
 
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fl3a

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Originally posted by Faeldawn
My ikkle menty, who has zero magic items, zero buffs, wears the 85% quality blue con freebie armour (so no SC whatsoever) staff killed a SB tonight with the help of an animist also using his staff to whack the SB :D

dunno if that was my hunter, Spz. but i remember animist + mentalist staff killed me, i had 30% hp left before i attacked the drood at the back part of your zerg, then didnt notice i had low hp and ran into the zerg thinking i can finish him off with my spear, but then i got nuked by the animist pets and the animist + mentalist came and staffed me ...

what more to say than brain fumble ...
 
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dali

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not dumb on my part but anyway, tried to suicide my shade in bg1on 3 mids at mb ended up havingto go to mpk to die the healer saw me and ran and by time he came back his mates were dead then he was.
 
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badtemper

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We were defending bg3 keep, an inf tried to gank a groupmate of me on ramparts. Failing, the inf jumped off the wall and got away. The guy that got attacked jumped after him, forgetting he was on 20% hp or so and fell to his death...i was lmao :D
 
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Faeldawn

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This must happen a lot to stealthers, but its still very funny.

Had a certain Infili (not going to name names) jump me yesterday outside the keep gates while i was rezz sick and resting (ok i know i should be inside the keep, but was havin a chat at the time), here's how the fight went:

Infili- PA missed
Infili- Missed
Infili- Missed
Infili- Fumbled
Infili- Missed
Infili- Missed
Me- Q/C stun
Me- /laugh
Me- /taunt
Infili- Hit for some pitiful damage, poison stuck tho.
Void eld standing behind the infili watching this with obvious amusement decides to intervene and 2-bolt kills him :)

I know 99% of the time stealthers own mages, but that 1% is pure gold :)
 

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