Dumbest BG moments plz

[invisiblity]

So there i am taking me Friar to bg1 for first time and i decide after a lil skirmish we survived at ck, me and my armsman friend would go up sniper hill,
Hunter called Nekrosniper crit me and instead of running like normal people would i decide to heal myself spam thinking i can charge him after
heal animation 4-5 secs, hunter probably sc fires every 4secs normal shot
One dead friar
oh and btw my 24 arms mate ran after it and got totally pwned by a hunter LMAO
Wish i still had me infil

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Forgetting I'd left my char on autorun in thid, I came back to find him in svasud. God knows how he died (but it wasnt an xp death).

 

[Conchabar]

the hunter was prolly buffed :sleeping:

 

[Faeldawn]

The very first time i saw a BD i PA'd the BD and as i didnt 1-hit-kill him i got pwned due to the healer pets

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Then there are all those necros I tried to kill and wondered why it wouldnt let me hit them when in shade mode.

 

[calaen]

Playing in Thid with necro before they fixed the into keep in shade mode was quite funny.

More so when the enemy try casting spells and attacking you in shade mode.

 

[darbey]

Not exactly in the bg but i felt pretty stupid when after my infil capped out i went to reroll another and deleted the character without first transferring the sc suit and weapons and 700 gold i had on it.

 

[Conchabar]

ok dumbest moment running along mb road getting paed by a infiltrator and then getting attacked by another 6 infils and seemingly letting the 8th infil pa me dumbest moment i could of killed all of them if i didnt let them pa me ahhh i lub my bd

 

[fl3a]

http://planc.parnu.ee/fl3a-world/great_placing.jpg

followed by me laughing too hard and stopping strafing and getting PAd by a noobfil

 

[Puppetmistress]

Trying to mezz someone while I had my lute equipped on my minstrel (minstrels require a flute instrument equipped to ST mezz somebody, however you can only put 2 instruments in the slots and I used lute for healsong a while ago and forgot to put flute back in it).

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by darbey
Not exactly in the bg but i felt pretty stupid when after my infil capped out i went to reroll another and deleted the character without first transferring the sc suit and weapons and 700 gold i had on it.

 

[Lawbringer]

First time in BG got totally lost and wandered up to what I thought was my portal keep - Master Wizard said access denied

 

[cercela]

going up to PA someone and hitting 2 rather then 3

2 in my stealth button

i covered it by spam hugging them making them think i had spared their life..... yaaaaa

 

[invisiblity]

oh

oh yeah was another really dumb moment i had in bg1,
i went as a tank thinking id actually be able to anything but get mezzed

 

[Whoodoo_RD]

Ran solo to MB in Caledonia with my BD, having 1 healer and 1 buffer pet and the commander (i rarely go with 2 x healers), fg albs attack me, or rather my pets, and only one of the attacks me.

The tank on me is keeping me alive, he hits me for a pants amount of dmg, a nuker nukes me for a medium amount, my healer heals me and the rest i get back from the tank by lifetap. Thanx he dies.

Next tank repeats the process, and accordingly dies.

Caster next, he cant cast due to my buffer pet tapping him with a stick, and me LTing him. He dies.

Infil (unstealthed tried to gank my commander, but hes been hitting the buffer pet too, they both gank his arse, while i LT the healer who also cant heal his mate because i keep interupting him.

infil dies.

I quickcast a bubble. Just in time before a scout pops up and tries to take me out, amazingly a hunter pops beside me and takes him out instead.

Scout dies, healer dies, other casters and the rest of the group die by my pets, Im OOM and a lonely infil pops and PAs me. I die and then he does by the hunters pet.

Lesson: BD ownage Not my dumb moment, but blonde for the albs who didnt have a clue what to attack first.

 

[Faeldawn]

Wont name names but...

Saw a mincer getting slaughtered by 2 sb's so i snuck in, pa'd and killed one sb, then started on the other while the mincer backed off. After a short fight i killed ther second sb, did a /salute to the mincer who promptly attacked me (there's gratitude for ya) was on 1/10 hp's and ooe, mincer was on half hp so i changed weapons quickly, snared the mincer, debuff hit, then poison and he kinda looked puzzled just b4 he fell down (tried running in various directions)

 

[-fwapp-]

In bg my merc started getting followed around by a blue con wizard who kept running into goblins that could 3 -shot him, so I ended up helping him out about 20 times. A bit further on, some clever sb PAs me instead of the blue con wiz, and as i fight it wiz simply runs away, and keeps on running, depsite the fact id used dirty tricks and he wasnt hitting me nemore. Then another sb came up after the first and finished me. When i Pmed the wiz to ask why he bothered to go bg if he ran away when someone else was attacked he sent "stfu NiGGGAaaaaaaaaahhhhh" about 20 times, which i guess was cos my merc was a saracen lol. Not exactly my stupid moment, but stupid sb and wiz

 

[Telamon]

Originally posted by darbey
Not exactly in the bg but i felt pretty stupid when after my infil capped out i went to reroll another and deleted the character without first transferring the sc suit and weapons and 700 gold i had on it.

no comment :/ *ouch*

And I was pissed when it happened w 20 Gold

 

[Telamon]

Originally posted by Whoodoo_RD
Ran solo to MB in Caledonia with my BD, having 1 healer and 1 buffer pet and the commander (i rarely go with 2 x healers)

.. me and all the other guys ran solo .. *LOL* rrrrrrrrright.

MY dumbest Moment:

Running away from GTaoeing CK back to the boyz and galz at AB
with a couple of pets on me and dieing coz noone gave a shit *cry* .. maybe they just did not see me. Dieing to greencon pets. *mutters*

P.S.: 2 healers Rock.

Had 1 BD incoming to me .. I hit with Earth & Firebolt 2 Tanks were on the BD as it looked to me and his health was flickering from 10% to 60% to 100% a couple of times ..

.. WHILE he instaed me (or casted while running whatever) AND poking me w that smelly cane of his.

NERF BD melee .. reckon 2 healers are okay.

 

[klaws]

With my hunter Goza in Thid

Running across a solo caster near mb I decided to save some arrows and just melee him, ran up behind him with my speed spell, hit him and got beaten into the dirt - nerf friars looking like casters.

Also, attempting to jump 2 chanters I called my pet which was hidden behind a tree to attack the first and pop his bt but got the wrong Q-bar and unstealthed in front of them... stupid!

Ah we live and learn.

Goza (capped kobie hunter)

 

[phillies]

Thinking I could actually kill a necro
and yes I know that I have to kill the pet first but I get pwned anyway
Learn this lesson every night it seems

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by phillies
Thinking I could actually kill a necro
and yes I know that I have to kill the pet first but I get pwned anyway
Learn this lesson every night it seems

PA'd a necro pet once to about 1-2 mm health and still got killed b4 i could finish it off.....miss....miss....miss.......dead

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Are they bugged or something?

Ive two-shot plenty of necro pets, even when they are buffed. Then some you can hit and hit and hit until you die and they arent even dented. I dont get it

 

[Prat]

Originally posted by fl3a
http://planc.parnu.ee/fl3a-world/great_placing.jpg

lmfao

 

[choonz]

Originally posted by Prat
lmfao

Haha that made me laugh too Dumbasses

 

[finbahr]

lol seen better mids had ram up on mb sidewards across it


that was last week laughed so much forgot to screenie it

 

[kalb]

Dumbest has to be.....
We were doing a keep take and there some annoying shammy (not sure of his name) Running up Aoe Doting/Diseasing everyone and running his ass off.....so I thought I have to kill that evil shammy in the worst way possible.... I waited for a while and saw a "Norseman" running across mb (I thought uha there I am ganna get that evil shammy) I jumped up for the side of the bridge (I had Underhill ally up on passive for heals) I wuz getting ready to staff that shammy to death. Than the facts fell into place NORSEMAN CAN'T BE SHAMMY'S I releasied that too late and got pwned :/ by wot seemed to be a zerker!
so kids please remember (Shammys can only be trolls and kobbys and healers are norsman and Dwarfs)

 

[Faeldawn]

Originally posted by kalb
Dumbest has to be.....
We were doing a keep take and there some annoying shammy (not sure of his name) Running up Aoe Doting/Diseasing everyone and running his ass off.....so I thought I have to kill that evil shammy in the worst way possible.... I waited for a while and saw a "Norseman" running across mb (I thought uha there I am ganna get that evil shammy) I jumped up for the side of the bridge (I had Underhill ally up on passive for heals) I wuz getting ready to staff that shammy to death. Than the facts fell into place NORSEMAN CAN'T BE SHAMMY'S I releasied that too late and got pwned :/ by wot seemed to be a zerker!
so kids please remember (Shammys can only be trolls and kobbys and healers are norsman and Dwarfs)

rofl, was thinking while reading this "Norse cant be shammys...can they?"

classic

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Doing an amazing PA on a runie, knocking 5% of his health off, getting my ass handed to me and, whilst sat on the CS pad, vowing never to play a stealther unbuffed again. What fun.

 

[Prat]

cant really think of many dumbest moments but ive had alot of nightshades used to try jump my friar thinking he was a caster and getting there arses handed to them big time. i used to always run around with a really slow wep so i could manage 300 or so per swing (note this was back before SC and buffbots basically it was on release of BG's)