dressing the lower half

[tris-]

which pattern do you follow when dressing the waist down?

 

[leggy]

I put underwear first, but that's only when I wear it.

 

[Mobius]

i take a pair of boxers with me to the bathroom and put those on immediately after drying, then walk back to my room and put my socks on (make sure your feet are completely dry because it's horrible when they are damp and it's difficult to pull the socks up properly. then i do something else for 10 minutes like eat breakfast or read teletext, by then your legs should have dried properly and you can easily put your trousers on

 

[old.Tohtori]

Trousers! Socks! Underwear! Dun du duuuuuuu! *flies off like superman*

 

[TdC]

I simply can not put my socks on once I have my trousers on. It's like, completely wrong in my brain. Just like brushing my teeth before getting in the shower. That's wrong too. I have to brush after showering, or my whole day will be off-kilter or something o0

 

[pcg79]

what the hells wrong with you pants, socks, trousers people?!?!

 

[old.Tohtori]

what the hells wrong with you pants, socks, trousers people?!?!

If you meant "underwear, socks, trousers" people, then i think the problem is this

 

[Calaen]

Socks, then Kegs, then pants

 

[Trem]

I put my pants on first so Samm can't see my todger.

 

[babs]

I put nothing on so Samm can see my todger.

 

[TdC]

I batter bull elephants to death with my... oh wait, that has nothing to do with Samm

 

[Tom]

Who needs a routine? I'm sat here unshowered in my shorts. Later on I'll go for a bike ride. Then I'll have a shower. Then I'll get dressed and go out.

Although when I'm working, my jeans/shorts are always the last thing to go on. I hate being warm/sweaty in the morning.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

How incredibly inane.

 

[Trem]

I did think that this was about dressing your mrs after reading the title.

 

[TdC]

my mrs needs a lot of space while dressing. I'm not allowed to come near

 

[babs]

500ft I heard, coincidentally the same as the restraining order she has against you?

 

[Trem]

500ft I heard, coincidentally the same as the restraining order she has against you?

You can't see or here me but I'm there

 

[TdC]

that cam in the bedroom was for ME not her


why can they never understand????1

 

[Thadius]

my mrs needs a lot of space while dressing. I'm not allowed to come near

Im guessing you have a wank whilst stood outside the window then?

 

[old.user4556]

It depends on if i'm putting on my mum's clothes or not.

I'm opening a motel in middle America next week.

 

[DaGaffer]

Wearing socks without trousers is a good way to get no sex. For ever.

 

[caLLous]

I like the way you've covered all the bases tris, even the physically impossible ones...

 

[Draylor]

This thread badly wants to be about sandwiches & toilet roll, but its just not worthy

 

[Overdriven]

underwear, trousers, socks: If I'm coming out of a shower or something.
underwear, socks, trousers: If I'm changing out of trousers *Nod nod*

 

[tris-]

This thread badly wants to be about sandwiches & toilet roll, but its just not worthy

why am i such a failure

 

[Calaen]

It must be a northern thing Tris

 

[leggy]

Wearing socks without trousers is a good way to get no sex. For ever.

Only if you turn the lights on. Sock newbie.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Woho! I'm not the only superhero around

 

[Draylor]

why am i such a failure

C'mon, I cant be the only one expecting this thread to take a leap to some new level of insanity

 

[Maljonic]

I always put socks on first then trousers, my awkward toes get caught up in the gubbins otherwise. I haven't worn underwear since the 1980s.