Discrimination in Albion

[dozigden]

Today I lost any remainder of respect I have for the albion realm. What i have seen publically displayed flouting the the feelings of numerous players of Dark Age of Camelot, is, I feel, completely discriminatory behavour. On top of that it's by a guild who I previsouly thought to be a good standing guild at the heart of albion.

I am of course talking about Phoenix Legion. Recently one year old I'd have expected better from one of the games more mature guilds. The fact that Jupitus is obviously proud of this behaviour only shames their guild further.

Clearly here I am refering to their recruitment rules, found here http://www.phoenixlegion.co.uk/joining.htm and specifically point 7:-

7 - Have a sausage

"Have a Sausage"?!? what about the vegetarians?!? This degree of discrimination is absolutely disgusting, someone should do something about it!!!

 

[mactavish]

And the problem is?

 

[Danya]

<Gets some torches and rouses a rabble>
LYNCH JUPITUS!!!!

 

[Jupitus]

Well! I have been uncovered!!

I admit it - there can be no entry for you into Phoenix Legion if you are a vegetarian. Archaic rules perhaps, but these only reflect our long standing as the guild to be in in Europe. I am sorry if Savage Conclave wish to be such an innovative and future minded bunch of fools, but our traditions still include lurikeens for breakfast, norsewomen for lunch, and trolls for dinner with a side order of kobold. Vegetarians we are not!

Have a sausage!

MON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jup.

P.S. There ARE a few of us here who still remember where that comes from - I just left it for old times sake

 

[Ottar]

> There ARE a few of us here who still remember where that comes from

Hmm.. you own stock in a sausage factory?

Ottar

 

[old.Gryllus]

Well Dozigden, I suggest you to create a Troll Comitee To Get Phoenix Legion To Accept Vegetarian Warriors,
(T.C.T.G.P.L.T.A.V.W.), collect some autograms, visit the PL headquarters .
If you collect enough participants, as I know Jupitus, you have a good chance that he changes the embarrasing discriminant pre-requisition.

Hereby I would like to warn you, there are some risk with this eventual plan:
1. - Trolls cannot write, so the collection of autograms can be really hard.
2. - You cannot visit the PL headquarters. No stinky troll shamans are allowed there.

Anyhow, good luck to T.C.T.G.P.L.T.A.V.W.!

(Yet another bored human being posting nonsense messages)

 

[dozigden]

...and trolls for dinner with a side order of kobold.

Then you taste in food is as bad as your taste in clothes - We trolls stopped trying to eat the kobolds a long time ago - they taste far too foul!

 

[Makwaerk]

Originally posted by old.Gryllus

1. - Trolls cannot write, so the collection of autograms can be really hard.

That is just not true, some trolls can in fact write:
http://www.midgardtimes.com/news/000041.php

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by dozigden


Then you taste in food is as bad as your taste in clothes - We trolls stopped trying to eat the kobolds a long time ago - they taste far too foul!

Nah - you trolls just lack the finesse required to cook them well!!

 

[old.Osmosis]

During the long hours I spent crafting, getting my tailoring skill to the point where I could thread a needle by merely belching in the right direction, there was one thing that gave me the courage to go on...

The Sausage.

Whether 'twas days sat in Cornwall Station, or cold hours at Myddrin relic keep, it was The Sausage that kept the dream alive.

Mock not The Sausage.

I'm sure that there are a wide range of meaty comestibles that we Phoenix Legion like to gnaw upon now and again. Even some that barely qualify, like Haggis (eh Laird?); but we are united behind The Sausage.

Ok, there is still some debate internally over the 'grill or fry' question, but that is a mere trifle.

Fear The Sausage.

Feel free to change your guild's name to The Sausage Conclave, to make our meetings in the field of battle that more enjoyable.

Right, enough of that, it's getting silly.

 

[Jupitus]

Originally posted by old.Osmosis
Ok, there is still some debate internally over the 'grill or fry' question, but that is a mere trifle.

Oh Osmosis!! Please don't start bringing the desserts into the discussion!!!

 

[Danya]

mmm pie

 

[dozigden]

Oh Osmosis!! Please don't start bringing the desserts into the discussion!!!

Feeling the stress Jup? Your meating eating dictatorship getting too much for you?

Calm down a bit, here.....


Have a Carrot.

 

[Jupitus]

uke:

 

[Ottar]

Dont like carrots dont we?! You have any idea how much care and work it takes to grow these precious vegetables in the snows of Jamtland! Ha! Good for us raiding when half yer crew be down with scurvy!

Ottar

 

[Roalith]

Originally posted by Jupitus
norsewomen for lunch,

I love eating norsewomen.

Errr.... yeah.

 

[dozigden]

Ah ha!!!

Jupitus has low carrot-resist, take note all shadowblades!

 

[old.Dayne]

Jupitus im going to need to have a word with Jupetus to make sure he wears the Royal Orange colour with the respect it is due!

/em eats a sausage sarnie in remembrance of friends gone

 

[old.Isos]

maybe we can accept vegitarian sausages?

tofu hotdogs to the people! or tofu icecream, but thats actually pretty good

 

[mactavish]

haggis for me chums

 

[Graknak]

Well how about: Have a stick of butter!!! (Has the bite of meat , equal Fat and even suitable for those who hate eating slaughtered beasts, like fluffy killer rabits and teletubbies )

 

[old.Gryllus]

Originally posted by Ottar
Dont like carrots dont we?! You have any idea how much care and work it takes to grow these precious vegetables in the snows of Jamtland! Ha!...

Enlightment came upon me.
Now I understand why all the stinky trolls rampage around in emain.
Sunshine. Green enviroment. Vegetables.
Haha, lurikens, watch your little gardens!

(We warn our carrot-non-resistant readers NOT to continue reading.)

(No trolls were harmed during the making of these pictures, and its not my fault.)

 

[hangianix]

Ah, i thought that vegetarian trolls are the firbolgs and that's why they are so puny.

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[carrot head]

It occures to me that

'Have a sausage'

may not refer to the wholesome meaty goodness fryed or grilled .

but perhaps some other type of 'sausage' perhaps some bizzar 'entary' requirement for the guild .

After all thay are albs and probaly have rules about
'keeping in the company of other men'

is pink their guild colours i wonder

 

[Danya]

Well, Jupitus IS an infiltrator... men in tight black leather talking about sausages, very dubious if you ask me...

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by Danyan
Well, Jupitus IS an infiltrator... men in tight black leather talking about sausages, very dubious if you ask me...

Do you mean to say he is a sausage jockey???

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Do you mean to say he is a sausage jockey???

Hmmmm..... Would explain a lot about him sneaking up behind me on occasions.... Always thought I felt my cloak moving a trifle before he hit me. Just thought it was the wind... now I'm not so sure! :uhoh:

Jupitus.. small in stature, Holder of the sacred meat sausage, Inf of Albion!


/wave to cHo!


Nicodemus
Spiritgimp

 

[Thrinnor]

<winces at what he had to do to get back into PL after returning>

 

[Validus]

well carrot head

pink/mauve is OUR( the Dark Wombles) formal color, and that does not imply anything else but a good taste of fashion

 

[minstrel_kyra]

Well as tempting as it is to say that he does fit the profile... I mean after all he DID wear a pink dress on his stag night. (we all saw him when us girls went to Odins, he was at sauvage fighting with Schaeffer)

But I assure you he's not...I think its just an act to confuse all of you