Dick-flu..

[caLLous]

No matter what the context is, "discharge" is not a nice word.

 

[Nate]

I discharged in to Jennifer Lawrence last night?


Guess it doesn't work really

 

[old.user4556]

Hot beef anal discharge.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Mystery solved;


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI-KNZI2gO4

 

[russell]

Ewwwwwwww......... What have you been doing with it?

He has been sticking it in real live women!

 

[russell]

Russ, what did you expect when you clicked this thread. Dont be so judgmental, it took a lot To come out of the clauset..

No... It's fine.. Not judging. But was expecting OMG have flu and it's a real dick... Can't do anything... Blah blah.
Get well soon x

 

[Edmond]

He has been sticking it in real live women!

WTF is that meant to mean!!!

 

[old.user4556]

As opposed to being a corpse fucker I guess.

 

[russell]

Just poking fun at the traditional 'computer geek' stereotype boys. Calm down x

 

[Nate]

Russell, your drink of choice?

 

[Wij]

Have you tried putting deep heat on it?

 

[Mabs]

Have you tried putting deep heat on it?

seems legit, explains a lot about @Wij at least :|

 

[fettoken]

Have you tried putting deep heat on it?

Deep heat? You mean, shagging again?

 

[Moriath]

You been to the doctor yet?

 

[fettoken]

Appointment for Tuesday morning. Bah. Never had anything like this before so, guess I'm nervous.

 

[Moriath]

Could have fallen off by then lol

 

[Nate]

where are you from fett? just go to the STD clinic if there is one

 

[TdC]

Appointment for Tuesday morning. Bah. Never had anything like this before so, guess I'm nervous.

there's always a DIY option mate

 

[old.Tohtori]

DIY and your weewee should never be used in the same sentence.

 

[CorNokZ]

So I woke up with anus aids. How do I get rid of it?

 

[fettoken]

So I woke up with anus aids. How do I get rid of it?

As such: (slightly NSFW)

 

[leggy]

Don't worry too much as most STDs can be sorted with a little bit of medication or a complete cockectomy. Nothing too severe.

 

[TdC]

So I woke up with anus aids. How do I get rid of it?

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maD1XGMHjzk

 

[fettoken]

Some sort of infection anyway, so they gave me a couple of pills (antibiotics) and sent me home. Told me to call back for testing answers in a week as well.

 

[leggy]

Joking aside, I hope you're ok

 

[fettoken]

Joking aside, I hope you're ok

Thanks mate. Will be fine i guess. Female nurse threw me down on the bed, no underwear or pants, swabbed private parts etc. Checked with her microscope etc. It was really fast...

 

[Billargh]

Checked with her microscope etc. It was really fast...

I can't work out if you've put this in intentionally to be mocked ooooor...

 

[fettoken]

I can't work out if you've put this in intentionally to be mocked ooooor...

Nah, she took a swab, poked, put the swab under microscope, said there was an infection, etc.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Stop playing your guitar with it, use a plectrum.