Dick-flu..

[fettoken]

So, after a 28 year f*cking streak of avoiding std's, now, think i got Chlamydia. Stinging on and off, also, there's some clear liquid dripping out from the tip. It's like the flu, but from the cock. Fucking hell.

So, anyone have experienced this and have some insight they want to share. Going in to get a total checkup soon though.

Edit:

Could it be something else. Like a urinary infection or some fungus-isch thingy?

 

[Raven]

pwnt

 

[DaGaffer]

 

[fettoken]

@DaGaffer That's not what the FH doctor would have said. Bit disappointed.

 

[Billargh]

Dick-AIDS... it's dick-AIDS.

 

[Urgat]

Dirty boy

 

[Edmond]

Ewwwwwwww......... What have you been doing with it?

 

[MYstIC G]

Someone, @Wazzerphuk AIDS photo this thread please, kthxbye.

 

[TdC]

fett in 28 days:

 

[Lakih]

Going in to get a total checkup soon though.

Why not yesterday? And wear a fucking love hat for fuck sake. Have fun calling everyone you had sex with past months and tell them what happened and that they need to get checked.
Oh, and lets hope it's just an infection

 

[Deebs]

So, after a 28 year f*cking streak of avoiding std's, now, think i got Chlamydia. Stinging on and off, also, there's some clear liquid dripping out from the tip. It's like the flu, but from the cock. Fucking hell.

So, anyone have experienced this and have some insight they want to share. Going in to get a total checkup soon though.

Edit:

Could it be something else. Like a urinary infection or some fungus-isch thingy?

You have "The Clap" aka gonorrhea.

• white, yellow or green thick discharge from the tip of the penis
• inflammation of the testicles & prostate gland
• irritation or discharge from the anus
• urethral itch & pain or burning sensation when passing urine

 

[CorNokZ]

Sounds like a case of eternal pre cum

 

[fettoken]

Sounds like a case of eternal pre cum

More like this.

@Deebs. Its just clear fluid, nothing from the ass though (my phone autocorrected ass with Capital letters woot). Also no ballhurt, nothing when peeing, just at random, mostly a few minutes after.

 

[TdC]

in that case, your dick-AIDS may be cured with this : http://www.webmd.com/men/guide/urinary-incontinence-products-for-men

though in all reasonableness, please visit a doctor.

 

[Ch3tan]

Meh, see clinic, get drugs. Be careful in the future.

 

[russell]

I pop on and see this... Seriously!

 

[fettoken]

Russ, what did you expect when you clicked this thread. Dont be so judgmental, it took a lot To come out of the clauset..

 

[Olgaline]

Russ, what did you expect when you clicked this thread. Dont be so judgmental, it took a lot To come out of the clauset..

 

[old.Tohtori]

So, after a 28 year f*cking streak of avoiding std's

To be fair, you cheated the first 12-15 years of it atleast.

 

[old.user4556]

That's enough internet for today

 

[leggy]

Acute phase HIV (2-3 weeks post infection) typically starts with a clear discharge*


*utter utter bollocks. Bag it next time fuck nugget,

 

[Moriath]

Clos

Russ, what did you expect when you clicked this thread. Dont be so judgmental, it took a lot To come out of the clauset..

closet

 

[Bigmac]

I've had the whole dick burning thing with small red spots. Went to get tested for everything and it came back all clear. It turned out to be a rare symptom of Crohn's Disease that I have. In any case get it checked out and bag up next time.

 

[Raven]

I think the moral of the story is to rubber up and not shag skanks.

 

[Olgaline]

Clearly the right cause of action here is to man up and tough it out!
Don't be a wuss running off to disturb the otherwise busy doctors over a little crystal cum.

 

[Edmond]

Strap it up before you slap it up

Wise words I think you'll agree

 

[Ch3tan]

I just hope you didn't give this bird a flat...

 

[fettoken]

To be fair, you cheated the first 12-15 years of it atleast.

With your mother i did. (sorry)

I just hope you didn't give this bird a flat...

You're a proper cunt Chet. Well more of a closet cunt

Clos

closet

That's better! Bugged me that i didn't find the right letters, also refused to google that shit!

Strap it up before you slap it up

Wise words I think you'll agree

Lesson learnt, yea. You speaking from experience?

 

[Chilly]

Post pics and we'll be better able to diagnose.

 

[TdC]

or better, don't do that. Not posting pics is quite the better option here, I assure you!