Help Decent (mildly amusing) cat names required please.

[russell]

We are extending our family to include two cute kitten boys and I am racking my brains trying to prevent Mr Russell from deciding on really crap names like 'Tiger and Oatmeal'.
One is caramel coloured and the other is ginger and white.
We are looking for mildly humourous names that tickle us in the cold Winter months...
Any suggestion from your warped brains would be very much appreciated

 

[ECA]

Midget and Crapper?

 

[DaGaffer]

"Scratch Fury, Destroy Of Worlds", and "Mr. Tinkles".

 

[Gwadien]

Batman & Robin

 

[Insane]

Furball (ginger and white) and Scruff (caramel)

 

[Jupitus]

Foxtrot and Oscar

 

[russell]

These are good guys, thank you x

 

[TdC]

D and P?

 

[Raven]

Bodgit and Scarper

 

[TdC]

smeef and queef?

 

[georgie]

Toogurls and Wunkup ?

 

[dysfunction]

Ben and Jerry
Calvin and Hobbes
Gizmo and Gadget
Itchy and Scratchy

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Zot and Dot!

 

[dysfunction]

Puddy and Tat

 

[TdC]

Self and Abuse!

 

[old.Osy]

Chip and Dale

 

[old.Tohtori]

He who shall not be named by no man and tim.

Naming the kitties Jack and Russell would be traumatic i believe

 

[TdC]

Shark-Cat and Not There You Ginger Bastard

 

[ECA]

Shark-Cat and Not There You Ginger Bastard

Best suggestions yet

 

[cHodAX]

Willow (as in pussy willow). Oh and mebbe Baldur?

 

[Insane]

butt-kisser and suck-up

oh wait, thats just ECA to TDC







*i kid

 

[Exioce]

Jeremy and Kyle

 

[Ch3tan]

Mumbles and One-Two.

 

[MYstIC G]

Trem & Teedles.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Cuntchops and Spunkface.

 

[ECA]

Soylent Green and Escape from New York? :d

 

[Wij]

Juan and King

 

[Jupitus]

Some film/TV inspired ones....

Butch and Sundance
Clouseau and Kato
Hunt and Tyler
Maverick and Goose
Sherlock and Moriarty
Alien and Predator (I like this one )
Stan and Olly
Laurel and Hardy (of course)
Penn and Teller
Flash and Gordon

 

[georgie]

Some film/TV inspired ones....

Butch and Sundance
Clouseau and Kato
Hunt and Tyler
Maverick and Goose
Sherlock and Moriarty
Alien and Predator (I like this one )
Stan and Olly
Laurel and Hardy (of course)
Penn and Teller
Flash and Gordon

Ethan and Bonnie?

 

[Jupitus]

Food/Drink inspired:

Rump and Fillet
Egg and Chips (I like this)
Meat and Gravy
Cheese and Biscuits
Vodka and Tonic
Whiskey and Coke
Scampi and Fries
Chicken and Nugget (LOL)