Help Decent (mildly amusing) cat names required please.

Ch3tan

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Big Nose and The Dwarf? A great FH themed set of names.
 

Edmond

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Jack and Daniel

or Stay & Come here
 

Zenith.UK

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How about these?

Thing 1 and Chocolate Thunda!
Neo and Morpheus (The Matrix is on TV atm).
Sonic and Knuckles.
Gaspode and Greebo.
Belgarath and Belgarion.
DSL and Cable.
Tit and Tat.
Tickle and Fancy.
Londo and G'Kar.
McDonalds and BurgerKing
Face and Palm.

I particularly like this pair...

Face and Book.
 

Damini

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Moss and Roy! Though I do love shark cat as a name.
 

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Turbo-Pus and Mega-Kitty








I've already named them anyway....Itchy & Scratchy, thread closed
 

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I agree. The first one to catch a bird should be christened Trem.

Trem's more the one that will sit on your chest while you're in bed and after you wake up again you'll find his crusty ring pressed against your chin.
 

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Alternatively, the first to spend all day licking his own balls can be Teeds. :)

if I were a cat I would certainly do this! though all day....meh, surely there are lady cats to shag and crunchy beasties to eat?
 

ECA

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Aada and Tohtori, that way you would feel no remorse kicking them in the nads?

I like Moss and Roy as suggestions though :)
 

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I would just wait until you have the cats 2-3 weeks and name them based on their observed personalities...

My last cat didn't listen to the name I gave her. She just ignored it.
She did however respond to the word "cat", so I had a cat named cat for 18 years :D
 

DaGaffer

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Only problem with these combined names is if one cat carks it, every time you look at the other one you'll feel like a douche.
 

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I Pity & The Fool.
 

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have they been named then Russell? telll ussssss :)
 

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