Damini's Carboot Challenge!

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Trem

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Originally posted by Damini
The story commences...


As a child at school we found a little patch of ground where the grass didn't grow. So we settled down and dug, until we hit odd colour soil, which we assumed was clay. Every break we'd scuttle out there with cuts of water, and rehydrate this "clay" and make little things as presents, then leave them to dry in the sun. I made a little hedgehog for my mum, and a pen holder for my teacher. Then one day, a curious dinner lady comes over to our factory, and grabs us up in horror.

"My goodness, you children stink! What *are* you playing with??"

She makes us throw down our latest works of art, and we get dragged into the nurses office, doused in TCP and our parents are phoned.

We had discovered not purest clay, but infact the location of the old out door toilet.




Mrs Cooper was never told that her pen holder was made from human faeces.





Story over..... resume normal service...
Very funny Dam's, cheered me up untill at least lunch time, thanks for that:D
 
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Summo

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Heh heh heh. :D The place where the grass never grows...










/edit. unable to spell 'where' :(
 
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Wij

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Never touch me again woman !! :uhoh:

Or offer me clay gifts !!11 :eek6:
 
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granny

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Originally posted by Damini
Mrs Cooper was never told that her pen holder was made from human faeces.

Makes you wish she was reading this now.

Chances are pretty slim eh?
 
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Insane

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made for an entertaining giggle :D

only worrying thing is, imagine if Mrs Cooper chewed her pens... :puke:
 
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JohnyWishbone

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Originally posted by Summo
Heh heh heh. :D The place where the grass never grows...










/edit. unable to spell 'where' :(

or te sun dont shine by the sound of it.
 
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whipped

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I've just discovered ebay ;) Made my first bid today. I wonder if anyone is up for restarting the car boot challenge. Or was it deemed that no one in their right mind would buy the crap we'd find at car boot sales?
 
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Penry

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Originally posted by whipped
I've just discovered ebay ;) Made my first bid today. I wonder if anyone is up for restarting the car boot challenge. Or was it deemed that no one in their right mind would buy the crap we'd find at car boot sales?

car boot season's over already, sigh....
 
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Damini

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Nobody bothered doing the challenge except me and Kenny. I now sell videos on e-bay to make spare cash though, so some good came of it :)
 
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kameleon

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wh o won between you and kenny?

sorry apathy prevents me from reading the posts, but ill give you £2 for those pro plus

if you make the tea
 
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Damini

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Kenny grew ridiculously attached to his buy (a massive old tape player) so I AER TEH WINNAR!

In a game only I played properly :(
 
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Gumbo

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Are you just flogging videos that you have had lying around for ages, or do you buy the videos elsewhere and then flog 'em?
 
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Damini

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I buy the videos at carboot sales and sell them on e-bay - mostly old cartoons and nostalgia stuff. She-ra, He-Man, Knight Rider, Mr T the Cartoon, and so on...

If you buy them cheap enough at carboots you cant really go far wrong.
 
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whipped

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That reminds me, I've been meaning to get rid of a load of videos that I duplicated on DVD. May as well Ebay them.
 

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