D0lly is taking over this forum

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old.D0LLySh33p

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LOL, the amount of people asking if they can join the sh33p clan is hilarious. So here it is, we're NOT a clan, we're just sad people who play CS and couldn't think of original nicks to play with :D

However, anyone can use the sh33p bit on their name... Gratz, Poo, etc., there's yer answer.

Heh, such esteemed members at the mo are myself, Buffs, MP5!!! (dR.Sh33p), TomJeffs (Sh0tt3hSh33p) Jobs when he knows he's gonna ownz... :p

Come on Throdgrain and Mider yer know you wanna join the family ;)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Doh, Buffs has just reminded me about KillySh33p.

Heh.
 
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throdgrain

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lol dolly no m8 we want you in {KEA} you have good attitude m8 :)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Hehehe, KEA want me?

You can find me most nights in Soho... bring a fiver and I'm all yours.
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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I *said* bring a fiver and I'm all yours...
 
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old.BuffySh33p

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There's ya fiver, now get out of here!

Don't you have a home to go to fewl?
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Heh, my price has gone down...

Anyone with a five pence piece and a cup of tea can have me now ;)

Oh yeah, Heidi Klum need only apply pls :p
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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I'd just like to bring to your attenttion just how sad and lonely DollySh33p is.

He's been posting under my name and having conversations with himself online (if u look carefully u can c the distinctly dolly language used in MANY of my posts)

In fact over half my posts have been made by dolly!!!!

The question is, is this just him again trying to wind u all up :)

Well it isnt, DOLLY find something useful to do!!!!! :p
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Excuse me but erm, why are you using my login Buffy?

...

:rolleyes:
 
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old.BuffySh33p

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Blasted bloody cookies!!!!

Log in ur own machine biatch :upyours:
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

Guest
:p

Idiot, how do I manage to get at the cookies in your machine? The only cookies I know of are at Sainsbury's!!!
 
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old.BuffySh33p

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Btw DollyOGC is entering the last stages of testing and its looking great!!!

Features include:

Auto-reset score when u r sukking (at CS mikey :p )
On screen directions to l337 camping spots
Auto side with jobbie - save him the bother :)
The placement of ur own f_option style kill the whole fing team switch at ur spawn (only usable by u)

Other options will be considered even at this late stage

Jobs ur time has come to an end, the reign of dolly is soon :D
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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I owned you Jobbie today on dust2... sure :)
 
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old.jobbie

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lol, u two are completly mad

heh

dolly owned, ahahahah

killing me once, and in the back isnt owned dolly, but ill elt you have that one :p
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by BuffySh33p
Btw DollyOGC is entering the last stages of testing and its looking great!!!

Features include:

Auto-reset score when u r sukking (at CS mikey :p )
On screen directions to l337 camping spots
Auto side with jobbie - save him the bother :)
The placement of ur own f_option style kill the whole fing team switch at ur spawn (only usable by u)

Other options will be considered even at this late stage

Jobs ur time has come to an end, the reign of dolly is soon :D
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LMAO:clap:
It does fill u with fear when u see jobs on the opposite team tho.
But if u are on Italy Jobbie can be found at his fruit and veg stall in the market:p

Chapter 1 from the Trying To Defeat Jobs handbook(tm)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Heh, Jobbie camping spots:

Italy...

1) Market in Italy behind the paintings.
2) Market in Italy behind the paintings.
3) Marke... you get the picture.

Dust2...

4) To the right of the CT spawn in dust2 looking through doors.
5) To the left of CT spawn in the dipping ramp looing at bombsite.
6) At the T spawn looking down at doors.

Estate...

7) On the wall on the right of the CT spawn.

Tundra...

8) Anywhere on left side of CT spawn looking at AWP nest.

Prodigy...

9) Right against the box or on the railing as T looking in at tunnel.
10) On opposite side on stairs or lil'corner behind dark box as CT.
11) Behind the APC as a T near the coke machines.

Inferno...

12) Behind the box looking over passage on the CT's right bombsite.
13) Up the ladder over T bit of tunnel near bridge.

Office...

14) Unknown. Never seen him on this cool mappy thing.

General...

1) AUG, flash, death.

Suggestions...

1) Kill him whilst Mrs. Jobs is talking to him. That's what I do :D
 
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Trem

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Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
Heh, Jobbie camping spots:

Italy...

1) Market in Italy behind the paintings.
2) Market in Italy behind the paintings.
3) Marke... you get the picture.

Dust2...

4) To the right of the CT spawn in dust2 looking through doors.
5) To the left of CT spawn in the dipping ramp looing at bombsite.
6) At the T spawn looking down at doors.

Estate...

7) On the wall on the right of the CT spawn.

Tundra...

8) Anywhere on left side of CT spawn looking at AWP nest.

Prodigy...

9) Right against the box or on the railing as T looking in at tunnel.
10) On opposite side on stairs or lil'corner behind dark box as CT.
11) Behind the APC as a T near the coke machines.

Inferno...

12) Behind the box looking over passage on the CT's right bombsite.
13) Up the ladder over T bit of tunnel near bridge.

Office...

14) Unknown. Never seen him on this cool mappy thing.

General...

1) AUG, flash, death.

Suggestions...

1) Kill him whilst Mrs. Jobs is talking to him. That's what I do :D
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Chapter 2 (tm)
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

Guest
Anyone care to put up chapter 3? Anyone?
 
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Trem

Guest
erm Chapter 3-
If Jobbie is on the opposite team.....................................................
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leave(tm)
 
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old.[UKLA]-Jobbie

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ahahaha


dolly u been stalking me too much, feck ill have to find new spots now, everyone knows em all, grrrrrr

even the newest of noob will be looking for me in those spots :(

ill never be able to ambush them again, ill get 5-20 scores, arrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


is this the end of jobbie

tune in to chapter 4 .........................
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Heh, we ownzd on Inferno today...

Gah, so drunk. I can't wait for the kebab boy to turn up. I need food.

So many women, woohooooooo!

Don't understand it though. One fine gal, fucking had her in me pocket then she walks off and snogs some piece of shit who just grabs her.

Grrr, I hate being a smooth talking manslut. Can't complain though, had three others ;)
 
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Trem

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Just seen the time u posted this........u were rat-arsed werent ya?
 
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old.jobbie

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poor dolly, another failed night on the town,

the other three wouldnt happen to be Buffy, Killy & Dritz were they,

poor poor Dolly

sore botty today pet lamb :)

"Don't understand it though. One fine gal, fucking had her in me pocket then she walks off and snogs some piece of shit who just grabs her."

dolly u need some tips, she was probably wanting you to snog her, just dive in, dont be scared, she probably got bored waiting for you,

poor baba

based on poor dolly's pulling power i now believe the reason for his recent slump in cs is the blisters on his hands

DollySh33p the lamb that could tug for england

:)
 
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Trem

Guest
Originally posted by jobbie
poor dolly, another failed night on the town,

the other three wouldnt happen to be Buffy, Killy & Dritz were they,

poor poor Dolly

sore botty today pet lamb :)

"Don't understand it though. One fine gal, fucking had her in me pocket then she walks off and snogs some piece of shit who just grabs her."

dolly u need some tips, she was probably wanting you to snog her, just dive in, dont be scared, she probably got bored waiting for you,

poor baba

based on poor dolly's pulling power i now believe the reason for his recent slump in cs is the blisters on his hands

DollySh33p the lamb that could tug for england

:)
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ROFL:clap:
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Ah you bastards. My head hurts and I have to drive home today... M2 traffic is going to be a bitch at 5-6pm :(

Heh, slump in CS? I thought i was getting better Jobs... not my fault my team is normally full of fools who don't know half the maps :p
 
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