Cupid - what a ****!!

[Sissyfoo]

http://www.okcupid.com/oktest?

I took this test and the results pissed me off so much I couldn't actually sleep!! For one thing, I hate to be labelled and categorized (which makes me wonder why I bother with these stupid things anyway) and the other thing was that the results were eerily accurate...which was even more aggravating!!

Anyways, what love type are all of you? Test is pretty short (I think).

~goes to drown his sorrows~

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)

Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Spot on!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

rofl... I looked you up sissy:

Compared to males his age:

He is more introverted than most.


Furthermore:

He is more pure than you.

He is black-humoured, apathetic and open-minded

This thing is quite good.

Oh and I'm taller than you! \o/


...fucking charming that is!

Me: "Possibly hideous."
Sissy: "Attractive on the inside. Only."

 

[Sissyfoo]

Hence the title : Cupid is a **** and I'm going to pull his fucking wings off when I catch him!

 

[Sissyfoo]

~tosses away can of gasoline~

Taken care of THAT problem!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Bleh, clearly someone is insecure about their love life!

Deleting your account... Come talk to uncle BI.

 

[Sissyfoo]

Actually I didn't realise anyone could see my results. I don't want anyone to see my results.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

They can't see how you answered to most fo the questions, but a few of the key ones.

Such as whether you're in a current relationship or not... You sly dog, you

 

[gunner440]

i'm a pool boy

go me ;D

 

[FoxeH]

The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm) Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth. Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you. We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear. To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up. Your exact opposite: The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

lol, wtf?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Gunner440:

He is more extroverted than you.
He is less organized than you.
He is less sex-driven than you.
He is less old-fashioned than you.
He is less kinky than you.

 

[gunner440]

how do you get those stats?

 

[FoxeH]

gunner

Compared to males his age:


He is less loving than most.



Furthermore:


He is WAY more independent than you.

He is WAY hornier than you.

He is more pure than you.

He is kinkier than you.

im foxehfoxeh

 

[Sissyfoo]

The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm) Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth. Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you. We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear. To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up. Your exact opposite: The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

lol, wtf?

Ha ha! Sooo busted, you sick dawg!!

 

[gunner440]

Furthermore:


He is WAY more independent than you.

He is WAY hornier than you.

He is more pure than you.

He is kinkier than you.

im foxehfoxeh

er that's what i got also when i put in foxehfoxeh

O_O

deleted acc now

makes no sense that page

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

foxehfoxeh

Location: "England, Sweden"

...what the fuck?

Oh and you are cooler than me, and crueler than me. But I'm more old fashioned and more organised.

Erm.. there was a 0% chance that I'd get together with gunner, I figured that was because we were both male and straight... but:

foxehfoxeh - 46%

 

[gunner440]

Erm.. there was a 0% chance that I'd get together with gunner, I figured that was because we were both male and straight

go us we're straight !

 

[Ala]

The Maid of Honor - Deliberate /Gentle /Love

Appreciated for your kindness and envied for all your experience, you are The Maid of Honor.

Charismatic, affectionate, and terrific in relationships, you are what many guys would call a "perfect catch"--and you probably have many admirers, each wishing to capture your long-term love. You're careful, extra careful, because the last thing you want is to hurt anyone. Especially some poor boy whose only crime was liking you.

We've deduced you're fully capable of a dirty fling, but you do feel that post-coital attachment after hooking up. So, conscientious person that you are, you do your best to reserve physical affection for those you respect...so you can respect yourself.

Your biggest negative is the byproduct of your careful nature: indecision. You're just as slow rejecting someone as you are accepting them.

Your exact opposite: Half-cocked /Random /Brutal /Sex /Dreamer

ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The 5-Night Stand, The Vapor Trail, The Bachelor

CONSIDER: The Gentleman, someone just like you.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Maid-of-Honor came up as one of mine to consider...

You and me babe, how about it?

 

[Ala]

btw.......


WTF is this???!!!

sissy - 0% Match
93, female, bisexual
City, Zimbabwe (844810 miles away)
I last logged in Apr 20 9.45pm
In a relationship. Potentially open.
I am horny, naughty and funky.

 

[Sissyfoo]

I look pretty good for a 93 year old, eh?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Erm excuse me? BI is working the magic here, we dont have conversation during the magic!

 

[Ala]

Maid-of-Honor came up as one of mine to consider...

You and me babe, how about it?

Sure! Do you think I'm sexeh?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

I did whe I thought you were a crippled lesbian with no legs and an attitude problem... so very sexy.

Alas nowadays you're just a regular australian female with 2 whole legs

 

[Ala]

I'm s'posed to be a floating head with 2 black eyes and a few teeth!!! What's not to love!!??

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

The teeth arent mouldy and yellow Clean teeth are such a turn off!

 

[Ala]

Ok well here's one I just took... I purposely hid my gleaming white teeth for you honey

Do I make you hard? ~flicks tongue up and down rapidly~

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

You just crossed the line! Its all well and good talking about rather grotesque people, but to post one without proper warning?! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Ala]

Sorry

 

[swords]

How...unpleasant.