Film Crank 2

[Sparx]

Spoiler

just re-watched Crank, and at the end after bouncing off the roof off the car, he blinks and you here his heart start up again....

Spoiler

yup it sure does

 

[Trem]

Or possibly thinking
"Who fucking moved my roids?!"

Isn't he an ex olympic standard diver?

Think he was in good shape before he started acting.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Isn't he an ex olympic standard diver?

Think he was in good shape before he started acting.

According to Wiki, yes, he was and he was pretty decent too.

Also this: "Statham compares his role in Crank to his real life in the September 2006 issue of Maxim Magazine"

 

[Sparx]

i'll be honest i'm a perfectly straight male, but i'd shag him

 

[Overdriven]

i'll be honest i'm a perfectly straight male, but i'd shag him

You'd shag, Teed would swaffle, FH would have a day trip.

 

[Bugz]

Crank was okey.

Except that blonde bird was a tit, but she'd get it.

 

[Laddey]

Its so far fetched its awesome. Can't wait!

 

[Ch3tan]

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

This film rocks

I think it is not as good as the first, but it is still very good. It doesn't feel as fast paced and you never really feel he could actually die as you did in the first. The jokes and action set pieces are class though.

Spoiler

"What the fuck is that? Cun -tonese?" FLMAO
"Is there change in your pocket or do I hear a chink?"

The pornstar strike -with actual pornstars, was hilarious.

"no dough, no blow" "ejaculation doesn't cum for free"

 

[Helme]

Can't wait, I love action movies that takes the piss out of the ones that take themselves way to seriously(ie Die Hard).

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't wait, I love action movies that takes the piss out of the ones that take themselves way to seriously(ie Die Hard).

Hope you're saying die hard is good and not bad in that sentence

 

[inactionman]

I'll be watching this tonight, should be great fun!

 

[MYstIC G]

It is well worth the watch, shame that Odeon's equipment spoilt mine and Chets viewing a little.

 

[Jupitus]

It is well worth the watch, shame that Chets equipment spoilt mine and Chets little.

 

[Ch3tan]

Can't wait, I love action movies that takes the piss out of the ones that take themselves way to seriously(ie Die Hard).

That reminds me.

Spoiler

(in reference to chelios) " this guy is die hard with a vengence"

Also, the whole "fuck you chev fucking chel fucking os" was hilarious. As was "FULL BODY TURRETTES" and other subtitles they insisted on putting on whenever a character had a slight accent.

 

[Ch3tan]

You are hardly in any position to be making jokes about how small other people are.

 

[Helme]

Hope you're saying die hard is good and not bad in that sentence

I enjoy Die Hard, but it takes itself way to seriously - especially the latest one, and imo any movie that kills a helicopter with a car and expects the audiance to think its perfectly normal needs to be made fun of.

Another brilliant movie in the same vein as Crank btw; Shoot em' up

 

[Ch3tan]

I don't think die hard has ever expected anyone to take it seriously, loved the helicopter and car bit, and loved the jet fighter against the truck even more

 

[old.Tohtori]

I don't think die hard has ever expected anyone to take it seriously, loved the helicopter and car bit, and loved the jet fighter against the truck even more

This

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Die Hard is not a serious trilogy of action films. They're quite tongue in cheek, especially the first and last.

 

[Overdriven]

Rather annoyed. Stafford was advertising this to be shown, then they pulled it. Probably going to have to go to either Birmingham, Wolverhampton or Telford to see this now. Annoyed.

 

[Ch3tan]

It is worth the journey.

fuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooouuuuuuuu cccchhheeeeeeeeeeeeellliiiiiiioooooos

 

[Ch3tan]

For those who have yet to see the first Crank, it is on at 10pm tonight on itv4.

 

[ramathorn]

still not seen the first one as i read it was pretty shitty but that so many folk here seem to like it, that bitch be getting watched tonight!

 

[Sparx]

alas the people who originally reviewed crank didnt get it therefor gave it a shit review

 

[Ch3tan]

Watch it with an open mind, do not expect any plot, acting or anything remotely believable. Be ready for all out action and stupidity.

 

[ramathorn]

i like the sound of it more and more! cheers

 

[ramathorn]

my god.....the shagging in public bit made me lol as did the way they "finished" that off in the car chase. very enjoyable, good call.

 

[inactionman]

Loved it. The Godzilla style bit was hillarious, and I hope it makes enough money so they can do Crank 3D!

 

[MYstIC G]

Indeed, that would be good. Shouldn't be any real reason why they can't.

 

[Billargh]

Loved it. The Godzilla style bit was hillarious, and I hope it makes enough money so they can do Crank 3D!

That part had me in absolute stitches like, seemed so out of place yet so genius at the same time. Perfect set up aswell for a sequel. I still reckon the original was better like.