Roalith
Can't get enough of FH
- Joined
- Dec 26, 2003
- Messages
- 743
A choice selection...
Q. What is blue and doesn't fit?
A. A dead epileptic.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.
How can you tell if your dad is gay?
Because his dick tastes like shit.
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
What do you get when yoo hit a baby in the head with a hammer?
An erection!
A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing her bags. he asks her where she's going and she sobs, "I'm leaving you!"
"Why?!" he asks. "Haven't I been good to you? Taken care of you? Given you everything you wanted?"
She replies, "Well, yes... but... all my friends say you're a PEDOPHILE!"
The man smiles gently and tells her, "Ok, slow down there honey. First of all, that's an awful big word for an 11-year-old to be using..."
A man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
A. A dead epileptic.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.
How can you tell if your dad is gay?
Because his dick tastes like shit.
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
What do you get when yoo hit a baby in the head with a hammer?
An erection!
A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing her bags. he asks her where she's going and she sobs, "I'm leaving you!"
"Why?!" he asks. "Haven't I been good to you? Taken care of you? Given you everything you wanted?"
She replies, "Well, yes... but... all my friends say you're a PEDOPHILE!"
The man smiles gently and tells her, "Ok, slow down there honey. First of all, that's an awful big word for an 11-year-old to be using..."
A man goes into a drugstore and says to the druggist, "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."