computeach

[Mut68]

just wandering if any one has used this, and if its any good or not at getting u a job. im currantly doing a crap course at collage and its well to easy and i dont think ill get a job with it so i was wandering if anyone thinks that computeack.co.uk would help me with that.

 

[KevinUK]

Wondering, currently, college... "well TOO easy"

If computeach have a module on English too then I would say yes, go for it!

 

[Kryten]

If you're really not automatically geared towards computers, I have heard it's not too bad. However your local college will often do a decent beginners course for absolutely no money.

If you, like many of us, already know a bit or a lot about computers - don't bother. If you can already put together a basic PC and can use Excel, you'll be wondering why you bothered at all - better off getting a couple of books on Ebay and working through it yourself.

 

[Mut68]

not even going 2 answer kevuk (mongo ) collage is shite i h8 it so easy i think i can put a computer together and use exel and all that other stuff, still cant get a job with out qualification o well ill try somthing eles

 

[DaGaffer]

not even going 2 answer kevuk (mongo ) collage is shite i h8 it so easy i think i can put a computer together and use exel and all that other stuff, still cant get a job with out qualification o well ill try somthing eles

Seriously, learn to write in English, or failing that, use a fucking spellchecker. And I'm not saying that to be a smartarse, I'm saying that as someone who's read hundreds of CV's and recruited dozens of people; being able to communicate is a skill like any other, and I'd expect someone working in IT to be able to string together a coherent sentence.

 

[Mut68]

sorry i dident know that this was an interview or a fukkin essy word for word corrent i mean all u had 2 do was answer the question not comment on the spellin its easyer and faster to write this way, im clearly not gona write in short form in my cv am i du

 

[DaGaffer]

sorry i dident know that this was an interview or a fukkin essy word for word corrent i mean all u had 2 do was answer the question not comment on the spellin its easyer and faster to write this way, im clearly not gona write in short form in my cv am i du

I did answer the question you retarded two year old. Not writing like a twat will help you get a job more effectively than some Computeach course. And besides, you're giving me a headache, and your bad spelling and grammar is no faster than doing it properly. Lazy bastard.

 

[Mut68]

clearly this guy txt's his maw (mum for u mongo's) in capital letters, commas and full stops. lol kool guy who the fukk is gona write there cv in short wot a fukkin dummy read ma new signature fukk face

 

[Will]

*cough*

Don't argue with idiots, they'll pull you down to their level and beat you with experience etc etc. I'll leave the thread open in case anyone has anything interesting to say about these courses, but I think everyone should step away from the thread. Even if reading his posts does make your eyes bleed.

 

[Mut68]

lol nice nice, dont know wots with all the drama i ask a question and every 1 wants to take a shot at the spelling lol, i dont think any 1 has any thing good to say so just close it na matter these fok will only start up again when i post

 

[DaGaffer]

clearly this guy txt's his maw (mum for u mongo's) in capital letters, commas and full stops. lol kool guy who the fukk is gona write there cv in short wot a fukkin dummy read ma new signature fukk face

OK let's analyse the above: maw=mum, u=you, kool=cool, fukk=fuck, gona=going to, there=their, wot=what, ma=my. So your "short form" isn't any shorter in over half of the words. That's not very '"short" is it? Could it be that you're just a retarded wanker who CAN'T SPELL and you don't like people with more than two brain cells to put together to point it out? Whether you like it or not, when you go for jobs you're going to come up against absolute bastards like me, who'll rip you to shreds if they even bother to give you an interview in the first place. So stop being such a fucking child and take the advice, because trust me, you don't have the brains for a debate boy.

 

[Will]

And on that note, I think its time for the padlock.