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georgie

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Here's my Dangerous dog!

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It's a good job you've got insurance, that Coke Zero box is gonna sue your arse!
 

Mabs

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i have a cheaper solution
fuck the dog insurance

but when a dog attacks someone, shoot the dog..and the owner

within 2 generations, problem gone
 

rynnor

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It's a good job you've got insurance, that Coke Zero box is gonna sue your arse!

Better than her chewing my furniture or power leads (again) - shes just a teething puppy so has to chew something plus its cute when she sticks her head in the box n races around as box-head-dog :p

They should be paying me for product placement anyway :)
 

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What's required is for the government to stop thinking it exists to regulate every aspect of our lives, and to simply STOP FUCKING INTERFERING AND LEAVE US ALONE.

If there is any major flaw in a Labour Government this is it. I detest the interference.
 

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They do seem to have struggled to not interfere in everything.

hopefully theyll get dumped out this year and someone with half a brain gets in....

oh wait.....

:(
 

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In the NAME of all things holy, this is unbelievable. Just when I think Labour have fucked up big time, they manage to trump it with another gem.

Remember, only we can throw them out. Don't vote Labour.
 

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In the NAME of all things holy, this is unbelievable. Just when I think Labour have fucked up big time, they manage to trump it with another gem.

Remember, only we can throw them out. Don't vote Labour.

Good luck.
 

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In the NAME of all things holy, this is unbelievable. Just when I think Labour have fucked up big time, they manage to trump it with another gem.

Remember, only we can throw them out. Don't vote Labour.

Millions will vote Labour as they dont think the lib dems can win and dont want another "Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher"
 

cHodAX

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Yup, that thieving bastard Cameron ain't getting his grubby mits on my 4 pints a week!
 

Ch3tan

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Millions will vote Labour as they dont think the lib dems can win and dont want another "Maggie Thatcher milk snatcher"

LOL.

I don't know one lib dem voter, and have not for many many years. I think they are a fairytale made to scary Tory and Labour mp's.
 

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I don't know one lib dem voter, and have not for many many years. I think they are a fairytale made to scary Tory and Labour mp's.

I know two. They live together (and have done for ten years). Not married (of course). Lovely people. One's got a masters degree and is probably one of the most respected professionals (worldwide) in her field and the other is just a noddy degree holder yet is one of the kindest, most caring, intelligent humans I've ever met.

Of course, the reason the lib dems'll never get in is because thick people (i.e. most Britons you've ever met) are the furthest anyone can ever get from "liberal" :(
 

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What annoys me is the number of dogs that are out loose not on a lead. Have had a couple of dogs attacked while one of my family or I was walking them, by a loose dog.
 

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It says a lot that i'll be voting Green this year because i don't want to vote labour or tory and don't even consider lib dems an option.

i wish the BNP went such a bunch of facist ***** so people could vote for them as a protest vote to try and scare the two main partys a bit. Can't they be ridiculous and mildly popular in other ways please?
 

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Of course, the reason the lib dems'll never get in is because thick people (i.e. most Britons you've ever met) are the furthest anyone can ever get from "liberal" :(
And the fact Nick Clegg is a bit shit doesn't help. ;)
 

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In these desperate times England needs a hero. Unfortunately Screaming Lord Sutch committed suicide in 1999 and I have seen no other suitable candidate. :england:
I am not keen on any of the current opposition and why the heck should I have to vote for some idiot just to get Labour out of power - isn't this system supposed to be that we vote for the person/party that would do the best job rather than the best of a bad bunch? :mad:
 

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I will be voting Tory simply because they have the best chance of getting rid of Labour. Though I am actually thinking now I may vote Labour to help try and force them into another term, if they do win the next election they will be finished for a good 12+ years. They have ruined this country, its gone beyond repair now another 4 years (not that I think they would last that long before forcing an early election) would kill the Labour party off.
 

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I am not impressed with labour. Silliy polices, and infringments on basic rights.

I am a little curious to know why people think that the conservatives would be any better though? Especially those old enough to remember the late 70's and 80's? It seems to me you are talking about swapping one side of the same political coin for the other.
 

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They're all wankers but the Tories seem to understand the concept of spending less than you earn. Even if the Tories don't fully understand that concept, Labour absolutely do not understand it.

I work for my Dad and we have 3 small businesses. We can tell the country is in the shit because every piece of "news" about regulatory change we receive from government is either about:
  • them adding an extra layer of fines -or-
  • shortening a payment period -or-
  • increasing the sums due (hiking the % rates)
if not all of the above in combination.

Labour have spent all the money, sold all the gold, etc, etc, etc, etc. Somebody needs to come in and cut back on everything and that ain't going to happen with Labour.
 

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I am not impressed with labour. Silliy polices, and infringments on basic rights.

I am a little curious to know why people think that the conservatives would be any better though? Especially those old enough to remember the late 70's and 80's? It seems to me you are talking about swapping one side of the same political coin for the other.


They are more careful with spending, in general they don't intefere as much in your everyday life.
 

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And the fact Nick Clegg is a bit shit doesn't help. ;)

More shit than Brown or Cameron?

I think the only difference between them is that Brown and Cameron are obviously cnuts. Clegg's a bit more like a normal person - which is actually a handicap because most people think there has to be something special about a prime minister - and them being a bit cnutish actually comforts us.

Perverse! :)
 

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Well, Brown is a rather sinister **** that likes to watch what you are doing all the time and make you pay for the privilege all the while trying to fuck everything up as much as possible in Labours current field salting exercise.
Cameron is the sort of **** that sorts out his mates and shits on everyone else but at least he couldn't give a fuck how I spend the money I have left over after being robbed by the government.
Clegg is the sort of **** who hangs around at the back waiting for there to be a winner so he can kiss their arse and get a nice pat on the head.
 

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I'll probably end up voting Lib Dem.

Only because I'm in Manchester and there's no chance the Tories will win this seat, and there's no way I'm voting for Labour :(

Interestingly my Lib Dem MP has a majority of only 600 votes
 

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It's interesting the few people I know that run their own businesses also want Tories in.

Maybe due to the way Labour have been raising the corporation tax for small businesses every year for the past few years - not exactly encouraging new small businesses...
 

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It's interesting the few people I know that run their own businesses also want Tories in.

Labour have fucked small businesses up, in Croydon we have seen the Tory candidate 3 times since December. He has made a point of visiting small businesses. That **** Malcom Wicks from Labour is off spending cash in Europe as he is Labours Euro tzar, so he does fuck all for this area.
 

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