College ?

[tris-]

i hear that. my dad does a part time degree at an art college here and i dropped him off one day. well i had to wait for 30 mins too as he was picking shit up. those 16-17 yr olds are HOT, especially the arty types with their short skirts and long hair.
i was sat in the car right outside the entrance, could see em going in and out and at every angle via the mirrors.

 

[Thadius]

i was sat in the car right outside the entrance, could see em going in and out and at every angle via the mirrors.

You watch porn in your car?

 

[Gamah]

Went to Preston College today.

I've been accepted in a course 'BTEC Diploma' whoop.

1 Year course, then another advanced course then a couple of choices.

Pitty is i'm in a course with 16 year olds. My teacher said they're all childish and due to me being in the 'industry of work' that i'll find them quite annoying and so on. Who cares! go me.

I'd find anyone from Preston annoying.

However, I did go to college at 18 and yes the 16 year olds were fucking dicks.

 

[Golena]

and yes the 16 year olds were fucking dicks.

What else are 16 year old girls good for?

 

[Laddey]

I'd find anyone from Preston annoying.

However, I did go to college at 18 and yes the 16 year olds were fucking dicks.

Even me?!

What else are 16 year old girls good for?

I can name more than one thing!

 

[Gamah]

I can name more than one thing!

Carrying your drugs for you.

 

[Laddey]

Carrying your drugs for you.

16 is the legal age limit, right?

 

[Golena]

16 is the legal age limit, right?

I'm not sure the goverment have set a legal age limit for drug carriers...

 

[Laddey]

I'm not sure the goverment have set a legal age limit for drug carriers...

lol. Nevermind. I meant the legal sex age tbh!

 

[Thadius]

lol. Nevermind. I meant the legal sex age tbh!

Any age is legal till you get caught!

 

[Laddey]

Any age is legal till you get caught!

If there's grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!

 

[Samaroon|Terracotta]

BTEC = Basic Time Elimination Course!

Done an IT one last year, biggest pile of shite I ever done.

 

[Laddey]

BTEC = Basic Time Elimination Course!

Done an IT one last year, biggest pile of shite I ever done.

Why? I do a 1 year course, then move onto the National Diploma. That's a two year course then i'm off to Uni with a bit of hope woo woo. Fucking three years though.

I had to do an assesment due to the fact i only got 19 points in my GCSE's. They said a level 1 and you can stay in your course, level two and you can move to the National Diploma. I got a level two, and i'm still on the shitty course. gay.

 

[Golly]

gcses all count for shit then?

im looking into going back to uni or somethin similar, lifes so bloody boring atm

i have 9 GCSES all A/A*

4 a levels BBBC (maffs chem(c) business n geog)

and a 2'2 in physical geography

and im more clueless than you! currently acting as delivery bloke for a m8 who runs a pine shop, bored out my tree

givf advice someone, what should i do?!