Close to a threesome

[Bigmac]

So. I was really close this time to land this threesome...

but then I took an arrow to the knee...

Sorry couldn't resist lol

 

[TdC]

Definately. I know a few good pubs in the area!

schweet, I'll keep you updated then

What, like you did with the elephant?

Retarded shadow filming = U

UUUU ITS NOT ALL ABOUT UUUUUU

 

[Wazzerphuk]

No he won't, he's a SKANK.

 

[TdC]

lol

 

[fettoken]

See. I still i need info on how to land two birds in bed. All i have gotten is some rotten, witty, no good comments!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Yes, because asking on a nerdy computer gaming based forum for l33t sexx0r advice is always the first place to go....

 

[fettoken]

I am confident in the people here. What, you think i would start this conversation in a bar or somesuch place?

 

[Sydrik]

If you combine this thread and the one about Ceixah's sister you have to wonder if people really understand what sort of society FH really is, or if they are just completely dillusional.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I would have thought you could find pretty much anywhere else more appropriate. Here we have a Scottish-Dutch gay bear, a Finnish seal, a scat-obsessed Northerner, an anti-establishment Northerner, a ginger-beared-pedo-looking Northerner, a Scottish bearded BMW fanboy etc. These people do not hold the answer.

 

[Sydrik]

Unless you are looking to steal a BMW, kidnap a child, shit on it, video it and use it to hold the government to ransom. In which case ask away.

 

[Wij]

Unless you are looking to steal a BMW, kidnap a child, shit on it, video it and use it to hold the government to ransom. In which case ask away.

Argh - my plans !!!'

 

[Cerb]

More alcohol.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Unless you are looking to steal a BMW, kidnap a child, shit on it, video it and use it to hold the government to ransom. In which case ask away.

You forgot "get it drunk" between kidnap a child and shit on it.

 

[fettoken]

Off-Topic would have given me a direct and no-hassle answer that would solve it. I am disappointed.

 

[CorNokZ]

They were basically waving pussy right under your fucking nose and you didn't make a move.. There is no helping you brother

 

[fettoken]

I did make a move. But they pushed me away, and kept teasing constantly. At least i got to finger one of them a little. And feel some boobs. I guess it is ok. But its NOT OK.

 

[old.user4556]

Nah, they'd have said "sex? ... What's that then?"

 

[CorNokZ]

Bitches love when you take control. They don't like the chloroform though..

 

[TdC]

Off-Topic would have given me a direct and no-hassle answer that would solve it. I am disappointed.

I *TOLD* you to send them to me. I do not see what your problem with that is!!!

 

[Overdriven]

Yes, because asking on a nerdy computer gaming based forum for l33t sexx0r advice is always the first place to go....

Generally I find the hole above the mouth and below the eyes the most pleasurable. So, aim there.

 

[Wij]

Wimminz ? :uhoh:

 

[MYstIC G]

I did make a move. But they pushed me away, and kept teasing constantly. At least i got to finger one of them a little. And feel some boobs. I guess it is ok. But its NOT OK.

That's because you didn't pretend to like shoes.

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF!

 

[Gahn]

See. I still i need info on how to land two birds in bed. All i have gotten is some rotten, witty, no good comments!

Put the girls in competition, it's simple as that ...

 

[Overdriven]

Put the girls in competition, it's simple as that ...

I don't think them playing 12 minutes of FIFA to determine who gets laid is the best way of doing things...

 

[Wij]

A lez-off !