T
Tom
Guest
For reasons I'd rather not go into, I'm spending Christmas day, at home, on my own.
To ease my sense of despair, I plan to fill my stomach to within an inch of bursting, and keep it that way all day. So, the menu is something like:
Breakfast:
4 Apple and Pork sausages
3 Rashers of butcher's bacon (not supermarket crap)
3 fried eggs
2 slices buttered toast
1 mug hot tea
2nd breakfast:
1 bar Green & Blacks chocolate
Elevenses:
4 mince pies
Lunch:
More mince pies
1/2 tub of Quality Street
Afternoon tea:
Bag of roasted cashew nuts
2 bottles Lager
Dinner:
Large sirloin steak with peppercorn mustard
Chips and peas
1 mug hot tea
Pudding:
Chocolate sponge with custard
Supper:
Chocolate chocolate and more chocolate
Anything else I can squeeze in there?
To ease my sense of despair, I plan to fill my stomach to within an inch of bursting, and keep it that way all day. So, the menu is something like:
Breakfast:
4 Apple and Pork sausages
3 Rashers of butcher's bacon (not supermarket crap)
3 fried eggs
2 slices buttered toast
1 mug hot tea
2nd breakfast:
1 bar Green & Blacks chocolate
Elevenses:
4 mince pies
Lunch:
More mince pies
1/2 tub of Quality Street
Afternoon tea:
Bag of roasted cashew nuts
2 bottles Lager
Dinner:
Large sirloin steak with peppercorn mustard
Chips and peas
1 mug hot tea
Pudding:
Chocolate sponge with custard
Supper:
Chocolate chocolate and more chocolate
Anything else I can squeeze in there?