Chav Scum #2

[]SK[]

Its looking for Java Tom. If your using Firefox...

http://plugindoc.mozdev.org/en-AU/windows.html#Java

 

[Damini]

shit!!! someones knicked yer car Dams :O

I went shopping. For really dramatic stuff, like landmines that explode when they come in contact with spit, burberry seeking missiles, and a pet rabid badger that attacks anyone who walks with a swagger whilst smoking Soveriegn.

But when the local Safeways didn't have any, I ended up buying some ice lollies, dolly mix, salad (because that obviously negates the lollies and dolly mix), and some avacodos because when I was younger I read the avacodo baby, and nobody messes with the avacado baby, so it's worth a try.

 

[Tom]

No, I'm running IE.

 

[Shovel]

Tom: Download Sun Java.

That should install into all browsers on your system.

 

[Will]

I hate to say it, but that back tyre is looking rather flat...

 

[Damini]

Don't say that - that's the new one It's dark, and there are wolves out there, so I'll go check in the morning.

 

[Tom]

Tom: Download Sun Java.

That should install into all browsers on your system.

Nah it still doesn't work.

 

[Tom]

ok now it does, installed something of the intarweb that fixed it. Magic.

 

[RandomBastard]

We of the irc decided an ed209 stylee bot was needed.
It would need the following features.
Burbury seeking missles.
Automatic chav targeting scanner.
Sharp spinny blade device to mince chavs in close proximity.
Sharp spinny blade device on stick to mince chavs futhur away.
Shotgun for comedy value.
And some sort of bling seeking device to kill them too.

 

[Cyfr]

I'll use this thread instead of making another...

Some chav scum broke into my dads shop and stole my bike
The main part is secure but it was in a place with plastic roof type thing, so they broke the roof in and stole it that way

Lucky the police did their job for once and actualy caught them
However my bike has been taken in as evidence

 

[Milkshake]

Can't wait till my mid life crisis.

I'm gonna become Sam Fisher, and hunt neds/chavs for a good few months.

Maybe decapitate them, and stick their heads on poles around schools, maybe scare a few into changing their ways.

Got a few years for that though.

 

[Sigurd]

Had my house burgled by the townie scum in the holidays. They need to be wiped out completely, nothing less will do... one story I heard cracked me up, can't find the exact source, think it was the forums of http://www.chavscum.co.uk - but it went something like this:

"A group of 'trenchcoat-wearing individuals' broke into a JD sports (or something similar) and stole a large amount of burberry clothes - they were tracked by police to a nearby building site, where the burberry stuff was found burning in a huge bonfire. The thieves had long since fled the scene but a bunch of chav kids were trying to salvage the burberry clothes from the flames.."

 

[Wazzerphuk]

"A group of 'trenchcoat-wearing individuals' broke into a JD sports (or something similar) and stole a large amount of burberry clothes - they were tracked by police to a nearby building site, where the burberry stuff was found burning in a huge bonfire. The thieves had long since fled the scene but a bunch of chav kids were trying to salvage the burberry clothes from the flames.."

Classic !

 

[Trem]

I think you are all going about this the wrong way. How do you know its chavs doing all this? They could be your kids that you want to be shot by an air rifle, thing about that before spouting your bollocks about shooting people*






















*got ya!

SHOOT THE FUCKERS IN THE FACE.

I'm sorry to say this Dams but I think Furrs way of dealing with it is going to be the only way.

Ask Throddy and a few of his biker chums to help you out, he lives down South.

I wish I could help.

*posts big Stu to Damini*