Changed my mind about Skalds

[Lessurl]

Originally posted by old.Nol
I could hit a mesmering salad for 20...easy

Would the outcome not depend on who got the first mez in?

 

[Karam_gruul]

skalds really are rubbish.. came across a solo yellow troll skald at MMG today, i hit him once for like 300 dmg using my lesser dmg thing, that slows they're movement down, he mezzed me, stood there for a sec, then ran away lol. i guess i am a pretty tough opponent.



think one of the main reasons i lost against that skald before was because my armour then was mostly rubbish. now i've got good stuff, i seem to kill nearly any class 1:1 with ease

 

[milithiel]

you wouldnt kill a healer - he hits you, you hit him, uses an insta, hits you, you hit him, he uses another insta heal and then insta stun and runs off, how can you beat that, you cant.

 

[old.Thanatlos]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
think one of the main reasons i lost against that skald before was because my armour then was mostly rubbish. now i've got good stuff, i seem to kill nearly any class 1:1 with ease

Wanna try a warden 1 vs 1 with your uber pole-arm?
Might take forever but the warden will win.. only reason wardens lose against 2 handers is because there are about 10 of them hitting him at the same time..

 

[old.Iunliten]

Karam you are da man!
Everytime you post I get a laugh at all the people responding.

Don't listen to chesnor btw he is a troll spamming you with antifeed the trolls.

On a sidenote never underestimate a mezmerising salad.

 

[old.Nol]

...

I saw Karam hit a person so frikking hard, his model burst and shot out it's own arsehole, and he wasn't even using his uber polearm, it was totally sans style.

WTF do you continue to argue, in the annuals of Albion the man is a LEGEND, he is bigger then Hulk Hogan and has more people in his eyebrow then the ROCK. STILL you question his ability?

When I was in Emain the other day, Karam and a friend totally wiped out 3 full groups of Hib 50's, well his friend watched. He's like John Henry only muuuuuuuuuuuuch meaner. I saw him catch 17 bards(all 50's) and resist all their mezzes and boom's and just cut them down(this time using a shard of glass). He once unstealthed the whole of Emain and beat the shit out of all hibs and middie stealthers.

He's like a ninja only muuuuuuuuuuch harder, he'll just kick you in the face and you dead, don't pass GO, don't collect 200 GP.

He's so hard, that Mythic are scared to nerf him, because he knows where they live and stuff...

 

[Cloak_]

Bard,, Warden,, Healer,,
Any other NON tank classes that can beat him ?
Eble give it a go hehe

 

[Wuren]

Originally posted by Novamir


www.dictionary.com rofl, so owned. ffs at spelling, lol, rubbish. noob.

LOL

 

[Wuren]

And btw Karam, i think its time u accept some duells to prove your uberness, why not start out with a warden?

 

[Lessurl]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul
skalds really are rubbish.. came across a solo yellow troll skald at MMG today, i hit him once for like 300 dmg using my lesser dmg thing, that slows they're movement down, he mezzed me, stood there for a sec, then ran away lol. i guess i am a pretty tough opponent.



think one of the main reasons i lost against that skald before was because my armour then was mostly rubbish. now i've got good stuff, i seem to kill nearly any class 1:1 with ease

LOL, but u just said the skald ran away. That means u didn't kill him. Muppet.

 

[Garnet]

Karam ill show you one class you cannot beat... a uber middie healer. Come and fight me and ill show you the true meaning of pain.

BTW you are a asshole

 

[old.XanateA]

lol @ karam winding up all the stupid ppl that infest the server
gogo karam , wind up these stupid mofos

 

[Alrindel]

LOL, but u just said the skald ran away. That means u didn't kill him. Muppet.

Karam never wins in these braggy posts that he makes, that's the strange part. They always start out, "xxx is complete rubbish, the other day in Emain I completely annihilated one in two hits..." and then when you get to the end of the story Karam always dies and the other guy gets away with half health.

 

[old.Nol]

Karam never fooking dies, ffs people, still you have not learned...he never dies, he merely respawns.

lol @ karam winding up all the stupid ppl that infest the server

fookme I am stupid, there I was thinking he was merely winding me up, when in fact he was just aiding me in making a complete arse of myself...damn, he doesn't only not kill people, he makes them look stupid too...

You bring the ass, Karam brings the whupin'

 

[tilde]

reminds me of ppl with small stuff who needs fancy cars to compensate

 

[old.chesnor]

Clearly the giant pole Karam holds erect on his ass-whupping trips owning everyone in Emain is to compensate for the lack equipment inside his 34% absorb tin codpiece.

 

[old.ondor]

hehe

quite fun at start now its getting boring

and guyz dont fight with god coz his polearm gona 1 hit crit proc

all of u!

 

[old.Miss]

you kill anything 1:1 eh? how about i run around you dd:ing you to death. :sleeping:

 

[Ninjastyle]

rofl this is great stuff to read on my lunchbreak
keep it up mates

 

[old.Arya]

Originally posted by Ninjastyle
rofl this is great stuff to read on my lunchbreak
keep it up mates

Agreed Keep those posts coming, Karam is to funny.

 

[old.Nafta]

If I don't get my daily dose of Karam's tales of ownage and misfortunes it's not worth getting out of bed

I've developed a taste for his stories, which in itself is a rather scary state of affairs

 

[old.tRoG]

LOL at Nol on Page 3

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by old.Nol
Karam never fooking dies, ffs people, still you have not learned...he never dies, he merely respawns.



fookme I am stupid, there I was thinking he was merely winding me up, when in fact he was just aiding me in making a complete arse of myself...damn, he doesn't only not kill people, he makes them look stupid too...

You bring the ass, Karam brings the whupin'

your my new best friend, gratz.

and, i dont duel people, as i've said before on numerous occasions, it'd be a 1 hit kill.

but seriously, how could a bard win? all they have is mezz and speed. the only way a bard could beat me is by mezzing me, speeding off, getting a hib army, comming back, and trying to kill me.

 

[Cloak_]

I already sed that miss

Karam ud never hit a bard on sprint + end5 and the DD is 124dd i think :/ do about 180+ per dd

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by N07ABL3
I already sed that miss

Karam ud never hit a bard on spring + end5 and the DD is 124dd i think :/ do about 180+ per dd

lol, 124dd? lets see..

i have 1400 hp, so... he's gonna have to cast about 12 times.

and im guessing its on a timer yea? so in other words, its gonna take him about an hour of constant dding to kill me?

bards rock.

 

[Cloak_]

180 * 12 = 1400

Hmm Karam the Maths genious

10sec timer btw so im guessing (including resists) approx 2 mins mebbe 3

 

[Karam_gruul]

Originally posted by N07ABL3


Hmm Karam the Maths genious

and you'll be the english genious then?

anyway, 2-3 mins!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 2 to 3 MINS!? LOL! you've gotta be kidding! all it'd take me is 2 hits to kill um dead. 3 max.

each of my hits taking 5 seconds, so in other words, they'll be hitting for 180 dmg every 10 seconds, i'll be hitting for 400 dmg every 5 seconds. i know im not the math geniOUS here, so i'll let you work it out

 

[Israfael]

Originally posted by Karam_gruul


and you'll be the english genious then?

Genius

 

[Cloak_]

Bah if u knew me ingame i always seem to catch *o* when typing hehe

Lucky u didnt notice my spring + end 5

Karam,, u WUDNT GET CLOSE ENUF TO HIT ME FFS what dont u understand??????????????

Miss has had more practice than me so I push her forward to owning u 1st

 

[healer_mcheal]

Karam... i'd like to see you drop me in 2 hits.. atchally i'd like to see you land a hit


You swing about the same time my bubble would kick back in lol