Car Problems

[old.TUG]

Well if he gets enuff to pay for a Celica GT4, I'd happy jaff his job

The sc00b is dark green I think with small gold 5 spokes... cant remember tho and it's usually pretty dark when I come past now in the evening. Looks std more or less though That transit van looks good mind, bet it'd give my mountain bike a run for it's money

So you finally got your golf eh bodhi? Anything but that gay cuntytwatto you had before

 

[legendario]

I would post a picture of my gleaming cock but it would make your cars seem like mark 1 Skodas.

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by old.Big G

Not quite as quick as a Saxo VTS, but the fiesta has a much better chassis,

oh dear!

not quite? lmao! VTS would eat u alive! better chasis than a VTS(basically a 106GTi) no way amigo.

even in my pug i've been able to out run a hard driven zetec altho mine (206XSi) is a good match for the zetec - not much between.

sorry just in one of those moods tonight

 

[Trem]

Agreed, the VTS ain't far off mine up to 60mph, of course after that its no match, but I have to say that I was surprised with the acceleration of the Saxo.

Of course I am biased because I hate TEH EVIL FORD!!!1!

 

[Durzel]

No one likes Paxos though, they're the new boy racer benchmark car. After silver 206s.

 

[Trem]

Yes they are common as muck now, although so are Impreza's, I want your car Durzel

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by Durzel
After silver 206s.

aye!

thankfully mine ain't silver!

 

[Durzel]

Good man

 

[bodhi]

Fiesta Zetecs and Saxo VTS' are both pretty shit tbh. 106 GTi's are bearable cos they are the closest thing you'll get to a modern day 205 GTi 1.9. I have no idea why you'd have one over a Golf GTi tho.

 

[legendario]

My next car will prob be a Golf.

Looking at the spanking new 3.2 V6 babeh

not cheap tho :/

 

[bodhi]

R32's are sex on wheels. Even tho sticking a 3.2 litre V6 in a Golf is a bit of a pisstake.

 

[old.TUG]

I would still rather own a Nova

 

[legendario]

Originally posted by old.TUG
I would still rather own a Nova

Fuckin Ned

 

[Big G]

Originally posted by Hashmonster


oh dear!

not quite? lmao! VTS would eat u alive! better chasis than a VTS(basically a 106GTi) no way amigo.

even in my pug i've been able to out run a hard driven zetec altho mine (206XSi) is a good match for the zetec - not much between.

sorry just in one of those moods tonight

http://www.thecruisecontrol.com/reviews/ZS_Feb01.pdf

The Zetec-S is nowhere near the hot hatch of the 205 GTi obviously; and it's not quite as quick as the VTS - but it's still a fricking saxo. The Puma/Fiesta chassis pisses on it.

I'm also fond of the traction control on the Zetec-S - a gift from god in the wet, along with air conditioning.

I'd rather shoot myself than say "i own a citroen saxo". As for your xsi outrunning a zetec-s, you're as brainless as some of the zetecs crowd who say "i managed to keep up with a scooby!!".

Gaz

 

[throdgrain]

Id rather shoot myself than drive either of them teenage girls cars

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by old.TUG
I would still rather own a Nova

I wouldn't


Oh and Saxos handle like shit. The lift-off oversteer is nice. The fact that its a bugger to control isnt. Which gives Saxos the appearance of being magnetically attracted to hedges.

 

[Big G]

was waiting for a "i'd rather shoot myself than own a fiesta" post

Howeverrrrrr, they aren't so much "teenage girls" cars, but "attract teenage girls cars".

Honest.....

Gaz

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by old.Big G


http://www.thecruisecontrol.com/reviews/ZS_Feb01.pdf

The Zetec-S is nowhere near the hot hatch of the 205 GTi obviously; and it's not quite as quick as the VTS - but it's still a fricking saxo. The Puma/Fiesta chassis pisses on it.

I'm also fond of the traction control on the Zetec-S - a gift from god in the wet, along with air conditioning.

I'd rather shoot myself than say "i own a citroen saxo". As for your xsi outrunning a zetec-s, you're as brainless as some of the zetecs crowd who say "i managed to keep up with a scooby!!".

Gaz

thats all very fantastic - seems u may have gone a little starry eyed with your blue badge!!

your still saying it's not quite as quick - hello?? saxo to 60 is 7.6 in EVO!! the zetec official time is 10.2! my xsi official time is 9.5

feck sake man wake up! a saxo would leave us dead. not alive. dead!

as for my xsi outrunning a zetec - i'm talking at top speed here (120+) pulling away as i think yours runs out of puff at about 115.

fiesta zetec vs 206XSi should be a perfect match - i've got a 8.7 out of my ickle 16v i'm sure yours will be around the 9secs somewhere as u know manufacturers figures normally include half a tank of fuel and two passengers.

comparing manufacturers figures read below...

Ford fiesta zetec s

102bhp 16v 1.6
weight (976kg)
0-60mph - 10.2seconds
top speed - 113mph
insurance group 8


Peugeot 206 XSi

110bhp 16v 1.6
weight (1013kg)
0-60mph - 9.5 seconds
top speed - 123mph
insurance group 8

these are quoted from evo (the bible!) evenly matched? ahem! ah car related threads don't u just love em :/

 

[Trem]

You are missing the point though Hashy, the point is.........



















.......any car you care to mention would outrun Super Grays

 

[Hashmonster]

sorry trem

even a automatic mini?

 

[Trem]

Post the figures for my car please Hashy sweetheart, its a Celica GT4 Japenese import.

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by Tremor.
Post the figures for my car please Hashy sweetheart, its a Celica GT4 Japenese import.

no probs mate

i think this is the one (tho evo haven't done their own driving test on it so it's just manufacturers figures like mine and Big G's)

Toyota celica GT4

2L engine
239bhp
weight (1496kg)
0-60mph - 5.2seconds!
top speed - 143mph
insurance group - 17....! ouch!

is the import any different?

 

[Durzel]

Here's my car for anyone interested...



(click on image for larger pic)

 

[Big G]

The fact you've done way too much analysis proves your cunt status.

Zetec-S offical time is 10.2, zetecs.com have it timed at 9.1. So that makes the VTS 1.5 secs quicker to 60 - as i said, "not quite as quick".

As for top speed, it certainly don't run out at 115 - down the M8 the other day i ragged mine to 110 and it was still going.

You compare evo to the bible? The bible is wrong, full of lies and misleading - any twat who says a burning bush spoke to him is smoking weird shit.

Gaz

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by old.Big G
The fact you've done way too much analysis proves your cunt status.

Zetec-S offical time is 10.2, zetecs.com have it timed at 9.1. So that makes the VTS 1.5 secs quicker to 60 - as i said, "not quite as quick".

As for top speed, it certainly don't run out at 115 - down the M8 the other day i ragged mine to 110 and it was still going.

You compare evo to the bible? The bible is wrong, full of lies and misleading - any twat who says a burning bush spoke to him is smoking weird shit.

Gaz

oh dear god.

i don't compare evo to the bible, evo is reffered to as a car bible... as for the rest of your ravings see below..

Originally posted by Hashmonster
oh dear god.

 

[Hashmonster]

Originally posted by Durzel
Here's my car for anyone interested...



(click on image for larger pic)

oh my god!!!

*gets jealous!*

god i'm editing everything here

durzel how do u park that anywhere? i'd be worried leaving it alone! i do that enough with my current car!!

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by Hashmonster
oh my god!!!

*gets jealous!*

god i'm editing everything here

durzel how do u park that anywhere? i'd be worried leaving it alone! i do that enough with my current car!!

I generally only drive it to places I've already either been to before (and have already found somewhere to park it) or where there is a huge space available. I don't park it in "normal" multistorey car parking spaces, or any other "normal" car parking space - if I had to I'd park across two.

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by Hashmonster


no probs mate

i think this is the one (tho evo haven't done their own driving test on it so it's just manufacturers figures like mine and Big G's)

Toyota celica GT4

2L engine
239bhp
weight (1496kg)
0-60mph - 5.2seconds!
top speed - 143mph
insurance group - 17....! ouch!

is the import any different?

Cheers matey, that is the figures for the Jap version I believe, the UK car is less bhp. Impressed with the claimed 0-60 time though, it never seems that quick with it being 4 wheel drive, like a likkle go-cart she is