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Eggy
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Went out last night with Dave (Yog) and a load of mates I haven't seen for ages, back from uni finally woot. Got completely ratted, drinking various minging cocktails, vodka, beer, cider, apple sours, vodka orange, dunno what else I was too pished.
Went to the club, had an immense evening.
Anyway, Dave went back before me, so I was walking home - and I'm sitting at work and can only now remember what I did...
Firstly, lay on a bench in the middle of town. This tramp comes up to me and says some garbled shite, partly cos I was pissed, and partly because...well...english gcse isn't a prerequisite irl. I remember saying "this is my house" and going to sleep lol.
Anyway, the point of this story...
Walking back to Dave's house after a while, saw this cat. I hereby want to apologise to cat lovers/the RSPCA/Luv Bunny. Seeing this cat in my pissed state I thought ooooo fluffy! Hence, gave the cat a piece of chewing gum. It sniffed it, tried to have a munch and then gave up obvoiusly not taking to Spearmint flavour. So, pissed off with the cat, I picked it up, chucked it over a hedge and told it to "fuck off then", and walked home pissed off...and generally pissed.
I heard a screechy meow sound, then some snarling - so I assume it was ok.
If you live at about 92 Black Griffin Drive and your cat is slightly mingled this morning; perhaps you've noticed it's lost an ear/leg or something - I apologise fully.
Moral of the story: always...no, never play with pussy after 2am.
The End
Went to the club, had an immense evening.
Anyway, Dave went back before me, so I was walking home - and I'm sitting at work and can only now remember what I did...
Firstly, lay on a bench in the middle of town. This tramp comes up to me and says some garbled shite, partly cos I was pissed, and partly because...well...english gcse isn't a prerequisite irl. I remember saying "this is my house" and going to sleep lol.
Anyway, the point of this story...
Walking back to Dave's house after a while, saw this cat. I hereby want to apologise to cat lovers/the RSPCA/Luv Bunny. Seeing this cat in my pissed state I thought ooooo fluffy! Hence, gave the cat a piece of chewing gum. It sniffed it, tried to have a munch and then gave up obvoiusly not taking to Spearmint flavour. So, pissed off with the cat, I picked it up, chucked it over a hedge and told it to "fuck off then", and walked home pissed off...and generally pissed.
I heard a screechy meow sound, then some snarling - so I assume it was ok.
If you live at about 92 Black Griffin Drive and your cat is slightly mingled this morning; perhaps you've noticed it's lost an ear/leg or something - I apologise fully.
Moral of the story: always...no, never play with pussy after 2am.
The End
