Advice Bunnyboilers

[Imgormiel]

A friend of mine was in the same position, to the point where she would always be wherever he ended up at the end of a night out. She would pester his friends and stare daggers at any other woman who talked to him. The shocking part, after a couple of years of this he got pissed one night and shagged her, next thing we all know is they are living together and he doesn't go out anymore. She must be filthy to have had that effect.

That's just awesome man! Haha! Reps inc ^^

 

[Imgormiel]

that's not the point!! it's not what you want, it's beating her at her own game!

/ignore 4tw ....^^

 

[Billargh]

I would rather fuck a donkey than them

Fuck a donkey then, that should put her off.

 

[pikeh]

Have you actually told her to go away?

 

[MYstIC G]

Stop imagining her.

 

[Shagrat]

I'd been wondering what my mum was up to these days....

worlds a small place.

 

[Laddey]

Fuck her mate or even better her dad

 

[Bigmac]

Just ignore her in every way possible and she will soon bugger off.

 

[old.user4556]

Tell her you're gay. This also works if a large, strong man catches you looking at his bird.

"you looking at my woman?" .... "nah mate, i'm gay" .... "oh!"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cerial question;

Have you said "I'm not interested" to her?

Not "not right now", not "i might be", not "it's difficult" or other bullaroundtherosiecrap. Just plain out "Not interested" in clear coherent way?

If not, you're a moron

 

[Imgormiel]

Fuck a donkey then, that should put her off.

That's just so funny! xD repped!

 

[Imgormiel]

Have you actually told her to go away?

Many times! :s

 

[Imgormiel]

Tell her you're gay. This also works if a large, strong man catches you looking at his bird.

"you looking at my woman?" .... "nah mate, i'm gay" .... "oh!"

Haha! repped!

 

[Imgormiel]

Cerial question;

Have you said "I'm not interested" to her?

Not "not right now", not "i might be", not "it's difficult" or other bullaroundtherosiecrap. Just plain out "Not interested" in clear coherent way?

If not, you're a moron

Have you asked about how complex the situation is? No. Guess that makes you moron of the day But i'll still rep you positively

 

[Wij]

Marry her. She'll soon lose interest.

 

[Imgormiel]

Marry her. She'll soon lose interest.

Oo!

 

[russell]

I've never had a stalker.
Some unwanted attention on occasions. But I usually find 'FUCK OFF you creep' soon sorts that out

 

[Imgormiel]

I've never had a stalker.
Some unwanted attention on occasions. But I usually find 'FUCK OFF you creep' soon sorts that out

Would be nice to get that close to do it. Fucking insidious shite, ffs

 

[MrHorus]

Have you actually had a straight talk with her and told her how it is?

Failing that go ahead and report it to the Police. They might not "care" but I'm sure she doesn't want a criminal record.

 

[Shagrat]

Marry her. She'll soon lose interest.

haha best advice yet.

 

[old.user4556]

I've never had a stalker.

Hot stalkers are good. Also known as boomerangs.

Treat them how you like, good or bad and they just keep on coming back.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Have you asked about how complex the situation is? No. Guess that makes you moron of the day But i'll still rep you positively

It's just complex 'cause you make it so

But do tell, how can anything make it impossible to effectively and straightforward say not interested?

 

[Shagrat]

you've obviously never known any girls for who "not interested" or any variation thereof just seems to not register.

no matter what you say they just appear in your usual pubs/clubs and hang about being a general pain in the ass, trying to dance with you, grabbing your ass etc.

Easiest way to sort it is just find a new drinking hole for a while, although when it happened to me there werent a mass of ways you could be stalked online to find out where you are.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've known them, i just made it very clear that not interested is a definitive, no way in hell, not happening.

Usually the issue is with being polite, or trying a non-direct route.

Though if they have proper mental issues and keep stalking, just get a court order. The "cba with police" is a problem if you relly want to get rid of someone.

 

[old.user4556]

Make her kiss your bum cheeks, then let out an almighty follow through fart right in the kisser.

That will do it.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Just punch her already. If it was a bloke you would. Equality for all.

 

[Turamber]

As others have said you need to cut her off completely. No contact, no matter how painful that is or if it makes you look/feel like a schmuck. Also ensure that your friends no what the score is or, if my experience is anything to go by, she'll get a very twisted version of the story to them to help put pressure on you.

 

[Imgormiel]

Just punch her already. If it was a bloke you would. Equality for all.

lmfao!

 

[Turamber]

Did I really type "no" for "know"? Sheesh :S

 

[Chronictank]

Have you asked about how complex the situation is? No. Guess that makes you moron of the day But i'll still rep you positively

Just send her on pointless errands until she gets bored tbh
I'll meet you at x and not show up
Tell her to go get you some drinks and leave the club
that sort of thing