Advice Bunnyboilers

[Imgormiel]

For two years now I've had one. Sick of the back teeth of it. I've done everything possible to try get rid of her and she STILL fucking hangs around me like rank moss on a damp wall. So, you guys have any suggestions on how to get rid? Cba with the cops as I believe they don't give really a fuck about anything around here unless there's been a shooting. And yea, lately, where I live, there's been quite a bit of that...

 

[DocWolfe]

Make the cops care by shooting her.

 

[PLightstar]

Been there. It took a few months of not going out to the local pubs and completely ignoring her and her mates, deleting them all off Facebook/Phone. Eventually she got bored and is now pestering someone else.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The what now?

First time i've heard of a bunnyboiler

Sounds like one of those waterheating things with an odd outer shell choice.

 

[Imgormiel]

Been there. It took a few months of not going out to the local pubs and completely ignoring her and her mates, deleting them all off Facebook/Phone. Eventually she got bored and is now pestering someone else.

Point is, why should I have to stay in? That's completely unfair and a bit extreme. I've done all of what you said and she still keeps on doing it ><

 

[dysfunction]

Can't you make her life miserable somehow so that she leaves you alone?

The what now?

First time i've heard of a bunnyboiler

Sounds like one of those waterheating things with an odd outer shell choice.

Fatal Attraction

YouTube - ‪Fatal attraction- won't be ignored and rabbit stew‬&rlm;

 

[Imgormiel]

Right now I feel like breaking a few of her bones but I can't do that as it's not legal I don't know what is going on through that peanut brain of hers but it's certainly not normal

 

[TdC]

cunning plan: pretend to show interest, then go all out on one of her mates. String them all along!

it'll be an adventure!

and vlog it on teh interpipes!

for money!

 

[dysfunction]

Spammor!!!

 

[TdC]

never!

 

[dysfunction]

Bloody moderator privileges!!

Right now I feel like breaking a few of her bones but I can't do that as it's not legal I don't know what is going on through that peanut brain of hers but it's certainly not normal

If you can't use evasion tactics then go on the offensive....spend her money or tell her to meet you somewhere which is a very long way away and not go...anything to make her fed up with you

 

[DaGaffer]

For two years now I've had one. Sick of the back teeth of it. I've done everything possible to try get rid of her and she STILL fucking hangs around me like rank moss on a damp wall. So, you guys have any suggestions on how to get rid? Cba with the cops as I believe they don't give really a fuck about anything around here unless there's been a shooting. And yea, lately, where I live, there's been quite a bit of that...

What did she do? Is she an ex or just a stalker? Is she fit or a big fat biffa? Need information man.

 

[old.Tohtori]

What did she do? Is she an ex or just a stalker? Is she fit or a big fat biffa? Need information man.

Quite. If she's a drophottieextreme, sympathy isn't in the books!

Also did you do the tapping yet? Might hurt the situation, but oh well when in stalker country

Thanks for the bunnyboiler definition dysfunky.

 

[Wij]

Demand to shit on her face.

 

[PLightstar]

Point is, why should I have to stay in? That's completely unfair and a bit extreme. I've done all of what you said and she still keeps on doing it ><

Not saying that, just don't go to the local pubs, I still went out, but to Bristol instead of my home town of Clevedon.

 

[Imgormiel]

cunning plan: pretend to show interest, then go all out on one of her mates. String them all along!

it'll be an adventure!

and vlog it on teh interpipes!

for money!

Small problem, all of her mates are munters :/

 

[Imgormiel]

What did she do? Is she an ex or just a stalker? Is she fit or a big fat biffa? Need information man.

Stalker, she's not bad looking...

 

[Jeros]

Break into her house (or get invited round) get a load of her washing, put it in the tumble dryer, take a MASSIVE STEAMING SHIT on said clothes in the tumble and then turn it on.....

....for two hours

 

[Aph3x]

Shit in her knicker drawer. She will get the message.

 

[TdC]

Small problem, all of her mates are munters :/

that's not the point! it will be an awesome adventure!

 

[russell]

Crap -you caught me hiding behind your bushes again Imgormiel.
* goes to shops to buy camouflage suit*
And I have only ever boiled one bunny, dont you know.

 

[Imgormiel]

crap -you caught me hiding behind your bushes again imgormiel.
* goes to shops to buy camouflage suit*
and i have only ever boiled one bunny, dont you know.

lol!

 

[Imgormiel]

that's not the point! it will be an awesome adventure!

I would rather fuck a donkey than them

 

[Imgormiel]

Shit in her knicker drawer. She will get the message.

Awesome suggestion!

 

[Imgormiel]

Break into her house (or get invited round) get a load of her washing, put it in the tumble dryer, take a MASSIVE STEAMING SHIT on said clothes in the tumble and then turn it on.....

....for two hours

Sounds doable - if only i knew where she is living these days...

 

[Bahumat]

Say you only date girls who are really good at hide and seek. Then say how you see her everywhere.

 

[TdC]

I would rather fuck a donkey than them

that's not the point!! it's not what you want, it's beating her at her own game!

 

[DaGaffer]

Stalker, she's not bad looking...

Tell her you're only interested in her as a fuckbuddy and you're into some pretty kinky shit. It'll either scare her off or...win-win.

 

[cHodAX]

Right now I feel like breaking a few of her bones but I can't do that as it's not legal I don't know what is going on through that peanut brain of hers but it's certainly not normal

A friend of mine was in the same position, to the point where she would always be wherever he ended up at the end of a night out. She would pester his friends and stare daggers at any other woman who talked to him. The shocking part, after a couple of years of this he got pissed one night and shagged her, next thing we all know is they are living together and he doesn't go out anymore. She must be filthy to have had that effect.

 

[Imgormiel]

Say you only date girls who are really good at hide and seek. Then say how you see her everywhere.

Dood, I've missed you so much - hahaha! Nice one!