Bubble's Advice Column

[Naffets]

You want to break free from my lies
I'm so self satisfied you don’t need me
You've got to break free
God knows God knows you want to break free

You’ve got to break free
You want to break free yeah

you want you want you want you want to break free....


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[old.Tohtori]

Dear Bubble,

how do you feel about plagiarism?

Teh Seel

SEriously though, have fun with it, i don't care.

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble,

how do you feel about plagiarism?

Teh Seel

SEriously though, have fun with it, i don't care.

To be honest, i didn't know you had a simular thread, since the search button in fubared i couldn't check. Originally saw the idea on a anime forum of mine and thought the FH Denizens might welcome my advice

Feel free to jump your own thread and use it, i don't mind if this one dies

 

[Dandare]

Dear Bubble,
I have been chatting to a girl through email and we have become quite close and we might be meeting up soon.
However she won't send me a pic at all even though I've asked her several times, she tells me she is slighty overweight but this does'nt bother me as I'm not that shallow.
But.....what if shes really really ugly? I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but she could be so ugly in the face?
So my question is should I meet her without a pic of her and can you reccommed the best type of binbags to put other her head while having sex?

 

[Karl]

if you dont mind me chipping in before bubbels gets back... check out this... always handy for those non-lookers...

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=2503&id=4422

 

[Dandare]

if you dont mind me chipping in before bubbels gets back... check out this... always handy for those non-lookers...

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=2503&id=4422

Sod that it's 30 quid and a bin bag is disposable and can be filled with rubbish once the sexual activity has finished.

 

[Karl]

hmm good point! but if you think....

its got to cost 1 penny a bin bag, so thats only 3,000 times you can have sex before it would work out cheacper to buy the reusable mask...

Obviously being such a stud myself i would get through the 3000 bin bags every month so really worht it imo.

 

[Dandare]

hmm good point! but if you think....

its got to cost 1 penny a bin bag, so thats only 3,000 times you can have sex before it would work out cheacper to buy the reusable mask...

Obviously being such a stud myself i would get through the 3000 bin bags every month so really worht it imo.

I'm getting a bit older now and work gets in the way so I think 7 binbags will do a week, depending on if she does'nt suffercate from them, or maybe a slight hole in the back will do so she can breath, hmmmm bubble will know which to use.
On the other hand she could turn out to be a stunner and a good cleaner

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble,
I have been chatting to a girl through email and we have become quite close and we might be meeting up soon.
However she won't send me a pic at all even though I've asked her several times, she tells me she is slighty overweight but this does'nt bother me as I'm not that shallow.
But.....what if shes really really ugly? I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but she could be so ugly in the face?
So my question is should I meet her without a pic of her and can you reccommed the best type of binbags to put other her head while having sex?

Well what have you got to lose, you might as well meet her, Slightly overweight isn't always a bad thing, alot of girls feel very uncomfortable with there weight and think they are overweight even if they are not.
I'd say meet her, she might just be shy or not used to this kind of relationship, either way your assuming the worst case scenario atm, you could be very very wrong.

if you dont mind me chipping in before bubbels gets back... check out this... always handy for those non-lookers...

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?cat=2503&id=4422

Please remember to put NSFW so you don't get Bubble Fired for opening links leading to sex toys while hes at work
Tho its a good idea, if you don't mind coughing up the cash for some real items, it also depends on what you like the feel of, pvc or leather? some people have expensive tastes
As for Bin bags, Tesco sell heavy Duty Dustbin Liners, use at least 2 of them as well, i hear papa cho has been using them for a long time with great sucess.
Most of them have Small holes in the bottom, if they don't, feel free to make her a mouth hole etc

 

[Tilda]

Dear Bubble,

Often people post really stupid things on these forums. I try to control my urges to ban and close all the threads and users but sometimes I just letmyself go.
How can I control myself?

 

[Dandare]

Dear Bubble,

Often people post really stupid things on these forums. I try to control my urges to ban and close all the threads and users but sometimes I just letmyself go.
How can I control myself?

Probably by banning me again

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble,

Often people post really stupid things on these forums. I try to control my urges to ban and close all the threads and users but sometimes I just letmyself go.
How can I control myself?

As i said in my post earlyer in the thread, people today don't see to understand what the word 'sorry' means, so instead of dealing out a ban which some idiots seem to think means they faught against 'the man' instead hit them were it hurts, Post count resets, Rep Resets, reduce there personal message max to 1, these things hurt more to a forumite than a 7 day ban.

 

[cHodAX]

Dear Bubble

my friends keep on referring to me as 'The Human Tripod'. What on earth is a tripod and why would they be calling me such names?

Hugs and Kisses

Papa cHo

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble

my friends keep on referring to me as 'The Human Tripod'. What on earth is a tripod and why would they be calling me such names?

Hugs and Kisses

Papa cHo

The word 'Tripod' is a noun and means a three-legged rack used for support, in this case they are refering to your 2 legs, and the fishing pole or other large pole type you seem to have suck up your arse, if you remove this object then you will no longer be known by this name.

 

[cHodAX]

The word 'Tripod' is a noun and means a three-legged rack used for support, in this case they are refering to your 2 legs, and the fishing pole or other large pole type you seem to have suck up your arse, if you remove this object then you will no longer be known by this name.

Oh so its not about my freakishly long man thing? Well thats alright then, people shouldn't mock the deformed.

 

[Bubble]

Oh so its not about my freakishly long man thing? Well thats alright then, people shouldn't mock the deformed.

If that was true, they'd call you a table

 

[Draig]

Dear Bubble

Mythic have announced the latest expansion called Return of the Kickarse

Mids get a Mr T
Albs get a Chuck Norris
Hibs get a Ninja

Im inclined to flipout and wail on my gutar as a Ninja, I currently play a Vamp on classic and you probably know how nerfed they are and how hard they are to play, so looking for something a little easier

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble

Mythic have announced the latest expansion called Return of the Kickarse

Mids get a Mr T
Albs get a Chuck Norris
Hibs get a Ninja

Im inclined to flipout and wail on my gutar as a Ninja, I currently play a Vamp on classic and you probably know how nerfed they are and how hard they are to play, so looking for something a little easier

Thats a good point, vamps are a tough class to master, so like most daoc players, don't bother working on your class, reroll another!

Rerolling a ninja is a pretty good idea, since most ninjas also have the powers of baby jesus with the infinity gauntlet. Let me know since i have a +6 Guitar you can wail on all day long.

Failing Ninja, you can always roll a winlock, i don't even think chuck norris could beat a winlock with all there chambers up.

 

[Iphis]

Dear Bubble..

Im currently at my first year of uni and im struggling with my sleep patterns or more specifically getting up in the morning. Im a terrible morning person and i tend to miss my 9am lectures. Any advice on first getting to sleep (sometimes can take me hours) and secondly how to get up in the morning; waking up isnt the problem its going from being awake to getting out of bed and dressed.

Thanks in advance

 

[Outlander]

Dear Bubble..

Im currently at my first year of uni and im struggling with my sleep patterns or more specifically getting up in the morning. Im a terrible morning person and i tend to miss my 9am lectures. Any advice on first getting to sleep (sometimes can take me hours) and secondly how to get up in the morning; waking up isnt the problem its going from being awake to getting out of bed and dressed.

Thanks in advance

drink lots before you goto bed, wet the bed so you have to get up

 

[Outlander]

Dear booble

Im starting a new job within the next few weeks and I am really stressed about it. I aint been working for just under 2 months and have really got used to the lazeh life with late nights and even later mornings/afternoons to get up. Can you give advice on trying to lower stress level and increase self calm. Also idea for helping me sleep at night ^

ty babeh

 

[Bubble]

Dear Bubble..

Im currently at my first year of uni and im struggling with my sleep patterns or more specifically getting up in the morning. Im a terrible morning person and i tend to miss my 9am lectures. Any advice on first getting to sleep (sometimes can take me hours) and secondly how to get up in the morning; waking up isnt the problem its going from being awake to getting out of bed and dressed.

Thanks in advance

Well for a start, are you a coffee drinker? being a student i'll assume yes, Caffeine while being helpful to get the body going, does also have negative effects. I'd reframe from drinking any Coffee or Caffeine based drinks (including Cola etc) after 7pm at night, these can often make you restless while trying to fall asleep.

While Coffee is a bad drink to have, Hot Chocolate is low in Caffeine and a nice alternative. For more info on Caffeine in drinks check this site out-
http://www.holymtn.com/tea/caffeine_content.htm

As for waking up, getting a good 6 to 8 hours sleep a day should help you have the will to wake up, what type of alarm clock do you have? I have an Electronic one that gets louder and louder as time go's on, i always hide it behind my monitor so i have to physically get out of bed to stop that bloody annoying sound, once you've got mobile your quickly lose the will to go back to sleep.

Hope this helps

 

[Bubble]

Dear booble

Im starting a new job within the next few weeks and I am really stressed about it. I aint been working for just under 2 months and have really got used to the lazeh life with late nights and even later mornings/afternoons to get up. Can you give advice on trying to lower stress level and increase self calm. Also idea for helping me sleep at night ^

ty babeh

Stress is very common, more common than most people admit, you have a change of lifestyle coming on and it can sometimes feel like your being thrown in at the deep end. This might sound a little odd but it will help, the week before you start your new job, during the week days, set your alarm for 8:00am and get up early, around 9:00am go outside and take a 15 to 30 minute walk around the city/town you like in. Again at 5:00pm take another walk around. At night instead of staying up to 4:00am go to sleep at a healthy time and try to have 7 to 8 hours sleep per night. Not only will this help you with fitness, it will make your body and mind adapt to the change in your life.

As for getting to sleep at night, again waking up early will make your body need sleep alot earlyer than it currently does and should help you with you sleeping patterns.

 

[Lamp]

Try getting up half an hour before you wake up - that way you'll beat the alarm !

 

[Yshynsin]

Dear Bubble.

I have a problem, my e-peen will never rise when im c6ing.

What can i do to try and get it up?

Regards.

 

[Overdriven]

Dear Bubble..

My GF has suddenly stoped doing the washing up and is telling me to do it, what do I do? =(

 

[Laddey]

Dear Bubble, my gf doesn't want me to go in the army, it's either i choose between her or le army. wtf can i do?! my GCSE grades where shizer because i'm not the brightest of sparks. i wub her, she wubs me but i cba stacking shelves in tesco or working in Ashworth pies the rest of my life

Dear Bubble..

My GF has suddenly stoped doing the washing up and is telling me to do it, what do I do? =(

Order take-aways!

 

[Haggus]

Dear Bubble, my gf doesn't want me to go in the army, it's either i choose between her or le army. wtf can i do?! my GCSE grades where shizer because i'm not the brightest of sparks. i wub her, she wubs me but i cba stacking shelves in tesco or working in Ashworth pies the rest of my life !

im in kinda some situation, execpt theres no gf and I don't _want_ to join the army.

But my life is a mess. I'm 18 and i've been to college the past 3yrs.. Now i've suddenly changed my mind about what I want to be when i'm older and now those 3yrs are a waste. I can't go back to college as it will start to cost money, which I don't have. I'm one of those people that just has enough for want he wants and nothing more.

I've been jobles since october and i've been going to college 1day aweek since the term started again. I've got into crap sleep patterns and I no longer cba to do anything.

I lack the motovation to go out and get a job and the stuff I want to do I need alot of qualifications which I don't have.

Life suxx

 

[Lollersausage]

Life suxx

Emo!

 

[Draig]

Dear Bubble

9 out of 10 cat owners who expressed a preference said that their cat prefered.... what a load of bollox !

for the last week I have left tiddles a notepad and pen next to his food bowl each morning I check, nothing , nada , zilch, is my cat stupid or what ?