Brown is the colour

[lynchet]

Hmm reading a Robert Rankin novel and he has one of the characters ask an interesting question. I mean I like to think Im reasonably savvy on biology etc and the digestive system and so on but I have to admit I had no idea of the answer to this one....................


Why is shit always brown ??

 

[Wilier]

unless your a poodle, then its White.

 

[icemaiden]

or a baby then it's either green yellow or a funny orange colour uke:

 

[Sir Frizz]

Hmmm, i've had mushy peas make it go a nice British racing green.

 

[~YuckFou~]

Barium (sp) enemas make it go yellow, and hard, and glow in the dark

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by icemaiden
or a baby then it's either green yellow or a funny orange colour uke:

I thought only the first baby poo was green? (like bright green ) ?

 

[icemaiden]

first baby poo is black, and very similar to tar.. utterly disgusting

 

[Scouse]

Just like mine after a couple of Guinness

 

[Wilier]

Originally posted by icemaiden
first baby poo is black, and very similar to tar.. utterly disgusting

Makes a damn good glue though................

Actually, I remember years ago when my parents had a Soda Stream. There was a juice called Inter Galactic Space Juice, which was green. It turned you poo brightest blue.
My friends didnt believe me, so I showed them.

 

[Damini]

I nearly hospitalised myself after the first time I got drunk on blue curaco, and had green poo the day after.

Scared the life out of me

 

[Testin da Cable]

iirc it's all down to nitrates or something. don't mind me though: I've just woken up

 

[Durzel]

Originally posted by Wilier
Makes a damn good glue though................

Actually, I remember years ago when my parents had a Soda Stream. There was a juice called Inter Galactic Space Juice, which was green. It turned you poo brightest blue.
My friends didnt believe me, so I showed them.

lol uke:

 

[mank!]

I think this is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read on here ://////

 

[JohnyWishbone]

Originally posted by Wilier
Makes a damn good glue though................

Actually, I remember years ago when my parents had a Soda Stream. There was a juice called Inter Galactic Space Juice, which was green. It turned you poo brightest blue.
My friends didnt believe me, so I showed them.

years ago.. you mean last week dont you..

 

[~Lazarus~]

Dont think so JW.

More chance of him having friends when he was at school than now

 

[Wilier]

I am the friendless one



with blue poo. :kissit:

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by mank!
I think this is possibly the most disturbing thread I've ever read on here ://////

Theres been worse.

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by ECA
Theres been worse.

I think discussing the colour of one's poo is pretty disgusting. Although I was eating when I read this thread earlier

 

[bodhi]

After a week of solid drinking (such as Fresher's Week) my poo goes green :/

 

[GDW]

As a kid I seem to recall on hot summer days white dog shit on the footpath. Now whatever happened to it . Havent seen any in years.

 

[Summo]

These days most dog owners carry Poopa-Scoopa™s and use the Bin-O-Shite™ dotted around. Also local council sanitation is better funded so shat isn't around long enough to turn white.

My generation rocks compared to yours.

 

[GDW]

Ahhh but we had Woodstock and teh Isle of White

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by bodhi
After a week of solid drinking (such as Fresher's Week) my poo goes green :/

Here's a fun challenge for you bods. Try two weeks of solid drinking and see what colour your poo is then and report back to us.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by mank!
Here's a fun challenge for you bods. Try two weeks of solid drinking and see what colour your poo is then and report back to us.

Mission accepted.

 

[Scouse]

I did two weeks worth of solid drinking last Thursday and on Friday morning my poo was the colour of tequila, and the same consistensy

 

[Delboy]

It's also the colour of a lot of quake2 maps.

 

[Summo]

Scouse, you did two weeks of solid drinking on Thursday?

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Summo
Scouse, you did two weeks of solid drinking on Thursday?

Scousers don't obey the normals laws of time and physics, didn't you know? That's how they steal hubcaps off moving cars.

 

[Summo]

Genius.

 

[Scouse]

A thieving 400-pint-a-nite man