Bored, lets quote

[Flimgoblin]

"Speak softly and carry a big stick."

- someone

 

[old.Odysseus]

Engage

Cptn. Jean-Luc Picard, Enterprise

(Scottish accent)I just can do it captn, we jus dun haf the power.

Scotty, Enterprise

 

[Keri]

Age is merely a chronological anomaly

- me

 

[Cronn]

"Shut up you jibba jabba foo!"

- Mr. T

 

[Killgorde]

The ultimate quote that won Robert Duvall an Oscar as Col Kilgore <coughs> in Apocalypse Now (Although he was pretty awesome for the other 19 or so minutes he was in the film:

Kilgore: You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.

 

[Loccon]

beat this...

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I'm not a vegetarian because i love animals, I'm a vegetarian because i hate plants.
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-anon

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Every moment of hesitation is a lost moment of life
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-anon

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Cogito ergo sum. (own!)
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I think, therefor I am.

dunno if it fits, but i just have to let u see this:

From a transcript of a radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10 Oct 1995, between a US Navy vessel and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland:

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "No, I say again, divert YOUR course."

Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers, and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees North. I say again, that's 15 degrees North, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.


Canadians: "We are a lighthouse. Your call."

 

[Belsameth]

Quotes! I love quotes. gets me a chance to let my dark inner self out

I would persih at the given signal
At the slightest touch from my soul
Tainted prophet in flesh
For all the plagued and lost

Opeth - Moonlapse Vertigo

Used to care about weather
Used to plan the days that came
Used to try and watch you
Used to know my name

Katatonia - Nowhere

I'd rather slit my wrist and risk discovery of hell
Then spend another moment here where certain demons dwell

London After Midnight - Shatter (all my dead friends)

 

[bister]

I like game quotes. Good game quotes are hard to find since most dialogue sucks, but there are some gems here and there.

More Duke Nukem while we're at it:
-What, there's only one of you?

-Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

-Oooo, that's gotta hurt!

-Hail to the king, baby!

Marathon, a very early FPS, still stands as one of the games with the most profound content ever IMO. There's lots you could quote, but just to give a few examples...

Pompous:
"I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh.
I have been called a hundred names and will be called a
thousand more before the world goes dim and cold.
I am hero."

Absolutely priceless:
"Greetings. You're asking yourself: Is this a trap or just a dead end?
You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher.
Try this: Why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?
(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)"

Best of them all, a message from the evil AI Durandal (think HAL 2000) to the main character, but also a meta-message to the players of Marathon and similar games. Too long to quote, but here's a link:
http://marathon.bungie.org/story/durandal.html#Habe Quiddam (Click section 14.)

 

[SlaynFintaine]

".....'Internet' ay?"


Homer Simpson

 

[Arthwyr]

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death praying for war, untill that day you are pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth, you are not even human fucking beings, you are nothing but unorganised grabastic pieces of amfibian shit. Because i am hard you will not like me you but the more you hate me the more you will learn, i am hard but i am fair, there is no racial bigatry here. I do not look down on niggers kites whaps or greasers, here you are all equally worthless and my orders are to weed out all non hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved core, do you maggets understand that ?

There is one thing that you won't like private snowball, they don't serve fried chicken and water melon on a daily bases in my mess hall

who is the slimy comedy shit twinkle toed cocksucker in here who just signed his own deathwarrant ? nobody huh, the feary fucking godmother said it, ill fucking stand me, I'll PT you all till you fucking die, I'll PT you till your asses are sucking buttermilk, was it you you scrouncgy little fuck huh !

Gunnery Sgt Heartman - Full metal Jacket -

 

[Karam_gruul]

WANK BUBBLE!

 

[tris-]

if Bonni comes home and finds a dead black man, im gonna get DIVORCED ok, i dont want that

Jimmi (Quintin Tarinto) Pulp Fiction

ahhhh i see they have the internet on computers now

Homer Simpson

and you will KNOW my name is the lord when i lay my vengeance upon you

some guy who wrote that bit of the bible, which ever bit it was.

ENGLISH mother fucker, do you speak it

Jules (Samuel L Jackon) Pulp Fiction

 

[supersaint]

"It matters not who won or lost,but how you play the game"
-Rik Mayall as Richard Richard in Bottom-

"I'm not fat,im just big boned"
-Cartman in South Park-

"Copper wire was invented by two scotsman fighting over a penny"
-Billy Connolly-

 

[Addlcove]

Re: beat this...

Originally posted by Loccon

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Cogito ergo sum. (own!)
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I think, therefor I am.

I always fancied
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"Codit Ergo Sum"
I Code therefor I am
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[Karam_gruul]

just cos im made out of stone, doesnt mean i rock

tenacious D i THINK, dunno a m8 of mine keeps saying it.

 

[Jiggs]

"I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

"Eh, fuck you, man! Who put this thing together? Me, that's who! Who do I trust? Me!"

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"


Tony Montana in Scarface

 

[Falcor]

FYI i think an ass or mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey......dont ask me why ppl wanna cross a donkey an a horse but still i think its correct

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by falcor
FYI i think an ass or mule is a cross between a horse and a donkey......dont ask me why ppl wanna cross a donkey an a horse but still i think its correct

your part right, if you do cross a horse and a donkey you do get a mule,

an ass isn´t amule though, thats a donkey

 

[old.Ebeneezer]

Some great lines from that timeless classic Commando

Sully: Here's twenty dollars to get some drinks at Val Verde. It'll give us all a little more time with your daughter.
Henriques: Heh.
Matrix: You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right Matrix, you did!
Matrix: I lied.

Cook: Fuck you asshole!
<points and fires gun at Matrix to find bullets gone>
Matrix: Fuck YOU asshole!!

 

[Cowled]

Originally posted by bister
More Duke Nukem while we're at it:
-What, there's only one of you?

-Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!

-Oooo, that's gotta hurt!

-Hail to the king, baby!

That isn't correct.

That is from a Movie, with a guy with his chainsaw and shotgun, being ported to an undead-world.

Can't remember name.

 

[old.Odysseus]

Cogito Ergo Sum

Was Rene Descartes.

Know thy enemy and you have already won half the victory.
-Sun Tzu

In front of the army is the vanguard. Its job is to recôntre and absorb the brunt of the enemy attack. This force must always be infront of the main force, moving in the same general direction.
-Rewritten from Frederick the Greats command to his generals.

Seek out thy enemy. Find his largest armee and crush it.
-free from Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Jiggs]

alea jacta est

 

[Garnet]

Time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... but im all out of gum

 

[old.Odysseus]

repetition garnet, u lose

 

[SingerOfSoul]

rofl

"hey, lady ever had ur asshole licked by fat guy in an overcoat?"

Jay, Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back

"Hes not the messiah he's a very naughty boy!!!!!!!"

Mary, Monty Python's The Life Of Brian

Hey Blinkin, fix your boobs! You look like a bleeding Picasso!

Robin Hood "Men In Tights"

Don't even fuckin move you little shit machine. Mommy's gonna try and score!

Jay's Mom, Jay And Silent Bob Strikes Back

 

[PJS]

You missed the best Nukem line

Oooooo, that's gonna leave a mark.

I like the copper wire one as much as the one about the Scotsman who dropped a penny and as he bent down to pick it up it hit him on the back of his head.

 

[speshneeds]

Only in Surgery is winning a matter of life and death
- Unknown

Make it so
- Picard

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
- Einstein

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on
- Churchill

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends
-Martin Luther King Jr

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'
- Yoda

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Napoleon

I'll sleep when I'm dead
-Warren Zevon

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
-John F kennedy

He who hesitates is a damned fool
-Mae West

640K ought to be enough for anybody
-Bill Gates

 

[Addlcove]

Originally posted by speshneeds
640K ought to be enough for anybody
-Bill Gates

 

[old.Odysseus]

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
-Napoleon

LOVE that one!!

This is a fine specimen of Alabama Blacksnake, but it aint too god damn bocu!
-Eightball, Full Metal Jacket

No more boom-boom for this baby-san
-Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket

 

[old.Zorewin]

It's time to kick ass and chewbubble gum, cuase im all out of gum

The mighty duke