Bloody kids

[Laddey]

You have to remember that where Laddey is from your parents only need to be 14 years older than you...

Too true


About 43/44 Deebs?

 

[Ezteq]

chips and dips!!...and lots of sodas, don't want the little darlings keeling over from heat/alcohol induced headaches.

Top tip; it's really nice to put trays of sliced mango, water melon etc etc in the freezer and you can use them like ice cubes and if it's actually hot weather everyone will think you are a blody genius because they are super!...if the weather is cold, leave em in the freezer till it warms up and don't tell anyone lol.

Have a great time

 

[old.Tohtori]

I've always thought of Deebs as a 38-40'ish kinda guy.

 

[Helme]

make sure there is nothing green - it will go to waste.

plenty of meat + beer

I'm slightly older than those kids and I'd eat the salad and leave the beer.

I'd guess you could provide some bread, baguettes goes quite nicely together with grilled meat in my opinion. Oh, and bring ketchup. There's always some odd bastard who puts it on fucking everything while you just stand there shaking your head in wonder, my fathers got a mate who eats it with fucking waffles.

 

[Ezteq]

potatoe waffles or sweet waffles???

 

[Helme]

Normal waffles.

 

[old.Tohtori]

No such thing as "wrong food", or indeed in putting ketchup on ice cream. If you like the taste, f*ck the rest.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

Stock up on Sainsburys value vodka and mixers, hide all the expensive stuff, and supply some condoms.

 

[old.Tohtori]

and supply some condoms.

Very good idea indeed. Though creepy coming from the father unit, still.

Just hide 'em around the yard, like a treasure hunt for your cock

 

[BloodOmen]

very good idea indeed. Though creepy coming from the father unit, still.

Just hide 'em around the yard, like a treasure hunt for your cock

lol!

 

[Edmond]

Oh dear, Deebsy,s daughter is throwing up in the bathroom, and Deebs is dancing like a loon. I have it all on his video camera, but weather he lets me have the footage is another thing

 

[TdC]

Deebs' been 27 for the past 18 years now

 

[TdC]

Oh dear, Deebsy,s daughter is throwing up in the bathroom, and Deebs is dancing like a loon. I have it all on his video camera, but weather he lets me have the footage is another thing

superstar!

 

[old.user4556]

Get it up!

(ooer)

 

[Edmond]

just got up, feel like shit


bloody kids and their partying ways.......

 

[Edmond]

I dont know who the other guy was, a friend of his sons, But Deebs seemed to like him

 

[Ezteq]

rofl Deeb's hand grasping the back of his neck and the look of fear in the one visible eyeball!

where's the rape thread??

 

[tierk]

I dont know who the other guy was, a friend of his sons, But Deebs seemed to like him

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A game of spin the bottle gone wrong???

 

[Deebs]

Fuck that was hard work. The amount of alcohol consumed was mind blowing.

I am 42 and completely fucking broken today. Just tidied up most of the house apart from the BBQ and the floor.

Never again

 

[Edmond]

Fuck that was hard work. The amount of alcohol consumed was mind blowing.

The way i felt this morning, i thought it was me that drunk it all

 

[Huntingtons]

Fuck that was hard work. The amount of alcohol consumed was mind blowing.

I am 42 and completely fucking broken today. Just tidied up most of the house apart from the BBQ and the floor.

Never again

why the fuck did you tidy? his bbq, his cleaning. soft daddies broke this society, MAN UP SISSY!

in fact you should have made more of a mess just to teach the buggar a lesson, take a shit in his room blame it on his mates, puke on his xbox, it deserves it anyway.

 

[Edmond]

why the fuck did you tidy? his bbq, his cleaning. soft daddies broke this society, MAN UP SISSY!

in fact you should have made more of a mess just to teach the buggar a lesson, take a shit in his room blame it on his mates, puke on his xbox, it deserves it anyway.

It was at Deebs house, his son and son's mates drank the place dry and left

One guy was throwing up in the sink, his daughter was throwing up in the bathroom, and someone said something to some girl which made her run off crying, then calling her mum to come and get her

Teenagers.........don't you just love 'em

 

[TdC]

hawt! I would have cammed the entire thing tbh!

 

[sayward]

So funny.

 

[cHodAX]

Fuck that was hard work. The amount of alcohol consumed was mind blowing.

I am 42 and completely fucking broken today. Just tidied up most of the house apart from the BBQ and the floor.

Never again

Good lad, show em that grandads can keep up!

 

[MYstIC G]

Did your stuff get covered in ketchup and burger sauce.

 

[Deebs]

Nope, the floor in the conservatory is black, apart from that it was quite clean.

 

[Edmond]

Oh dear



Yes they are Freddyshouse pants on our heads, i look so wasted

 

[russell]

I recognise that t shirt and Jeans!

 

[MYstIC G]

Oh dear

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Yes they are Freddyshouse pants on our heads, i look so wasted

You would have preferred to be sober and have that taken?