Bloody kids

[Deebs]

So,

I love my kids dearly. I would lay down my life for them no matter what. Stupidly I agreed to host a BBQ for him and about 15 of his mates tomorrow. Now, apart from the normal shit, meat and salad should I be looking at anything else?

No, don't mention alcohol, you would be preaching to a veteran....

 

[Wazzerphuk]

How old is he?

 

[-J-]

Watch out for the Veggie, there's always one :kissit:

 

[Deebs]

Watch out for the Veggie, there's always one :kissit:

Nope, told him I will not buy veggie shit. They can fucking starve.

 

[Gwadien]

Honestly? - Don't be there...

Go out.. - Tell your kid that you're trusting him, and if he messes up there will be huge consequences (ofc if he's old enough to use a BBQ), the result will be he will become more popular, but become stressed with all the responsibility that has been put on him, and will never want to do it again.

Win win situation

Btw, I got invited to a BBQ earlier, randomly, guess i'll see you tomorow

 

[russell]

Marinade is my answer to all things BBQ.

 

[Deebs]

How old is he?

he will be 20

 

[Raven]

Dancing girls!

 

[Deebs]

Honestly? - Don't be there...

Go out.. - Tell your kid that you're trusting him, and if he messes up there will be huge consequences (ofc if he's old enough to use a BBQ), the result will be he will become more popular, but become stressed with all the responsibility that has been put on him, and will never want to do it again.

Win win situation

Btw, I got invited to a BBQ earlier, randomly, guess i'll see you tomorow

The point is that he has asked me to be there. Remember my family is extremely close.

 

[Gwadien]

he will be 20

scrap what I said

 

[Everz]

Buy him and his mate a hooker..

'Ave at her lads!'

 

[throdgrain]

My mates daughter had a her 18th recently. He foolishly agreed to let her have a marque and 300 guests in thier garden. (He's pretty well-off by the way)

Anyway, he knew it would be pandimonium, so he got one of his mates whose in a MC bike bike club to bring along 2 of his mates and be doormen.

There was no trouble at all

 

[Deebs]

Buy him and his mate a hooker..

'Ave at her lads!'

Nah, fuck that, that is money wasted on him and not me. Tomorrow he shall mow the back garden

 

[Corran]

Nice that he asked you to be there

Get some form of dessert would be an idea. Oh and remember the rolls

 

[Deebs]

Nice that he asked you to be there

Get some form of dessert would be an idea. Oh and remember the rolls

I have no doubt he will have a great time, I shall spend most the night out somewhere with my baby girl.

 

[Lazarus]

make sure there is nothing green - it will go to waste.

plenty of meat + beer

 

[Deebs]

make sure there is nothing green - it will go to waste.

plenty of meat + beer

Heh, you talk shit. My kids are not interested in meat and beer.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

make sure there is nothing green - it will go to waste.

I'm betting out of the 15 or so of them one of them or more will be partial to the green

 

[Laddey]

You're old enough to be my dad Deebs. Didn't think you're that old mate.

Get him some boardgames or put the tele outside (aslong as weather is nice) n stick a good comedy on when the sun starts to set

 

[Deebs]

You're old enough to be my dad Deebs. Didn't think you're that old mate.

Get him some boardgames or put the tele outside (aslong as weather is nice) n stick a good comedy on when the sun starts to set

What a mother's ****. How old do you think I am, be honest...

 

[Edmond]

......52?

 

[Ch3tan]

He was 76 last week Ed, stop flirting with him!

 

[Cadelin]

What a mother's ****. How old do you think I am, be honest...

You have to remember that where Laddey is from your parents only need to be 14 years older than you...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Jsut remember to get enough stuff(yeah screw veggies, bring your own tofu), because there's never enough

So if you're buying 2 packs of some sh*t, buy three. IT'll never go to waste afterall.

Drink variation is cool as hell and some chips wouldn't hurt, light nibbles.

 

[BloodOmen]

Also, make sure your bog seat is reinforced steel because theres always one fat bastard that breaks the fucking thing ><

 

[Vladamir]

FreddyFM?

 

[georgie]

Also, make sure your bog seat is reinforced steel because theres always one fat bastard that breaks the fucking thing ><

Speaking from experience there, Blood?

 

[BloodOmen]

Speaking from experience there, Blood?

No one of the bbq's I went to years ago tho there was a fat bird and she wrecked the bog seat having only sat on it once.

 

[old.user4556]

My mates daughter had a her 18th recently.

YouTube - ‪Dude you re a dad‬&rlm;

 

[Himse]

What a mother's ****. How old do you think I am, be honest...

I'm guessing 40.