Blonde sheep winner

[tisme]

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.

She asked the shepherd, "If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?"

He replied "Sure!"

Out of the blue, she blurts out, "352!"

He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.

He looks at her and says, "If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!"


P.S. no offense meant to any blondes out there

 

[Ekydus]

Old old old old old old old old old old.

Stop.

 

[old.Dillinja]

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Now please put all these jokes in one thread rather than keep making threads for each and every one.

(Ekydus is blonde btw)

 

[Aoami]

But, the shepherd said 'Pick a Sheep', not 'pick a dog'.

 

[Arnor]

HEY! im blonde and your joke makes me sad


you are very caesariesist

always looking down and poking fun at us auricomusians

 

[tisme]

ok wont post anymore jokes

I know where I'm not wanted

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Don't listen to the philistines, Tisme. They are all sensahumourless whooooores!!

 

[Conchabar]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
Don't listen to the philistines, Tisme. They are all sensahumourless whooooores!!

that hurts tbh

 

['Shy]

I'm blonde. I don't get it

 

[-Nuked-]

Originally posted by Aoami
But, the shepherd said 'Pick a Sheep', not 'pick a dog'.

 

[old.Wildfire]

 

[Kurik BHM]

hah... nice one tisme