Blokes n valentines etc

['Shy]

So what do blokes want for valentines? All these threads about what to buy your girlfriend doesn't really help me

Last year I was alone
2 years ago I was in a shit marriage so didn't bother
3 years ago I was in a shit marriage so didn't bother
etc..

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

A woman who doesnt get pissed off when she doesnt get what she wants...

I tend to find that valentines day is more of a thing for the woman, all the guy wants is to not get yelled at when he gets it wrong.

Or sex.

 

['Shy]

Oo that's easy then! I'll just play computer games as normal and give him sex at bedtime

 

[swords]

Dont bitch at him

 

[yaruar]

[QUOTE='Shy]Oo that's easy then! I'll just play computer games as normal and give him sex at bedtime [/QUOTE]

sounds like a perfect valentines to me..

i think that's what i'll do for my g/f too........

but then again i don't believe in romance and believe flowers are the perfect symbol of love as they wilt and die and go wiffy after a while

 

['Shy]

Dont bitch at him

Hahah I never do! If I did, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on playing my games properly!

 

[sibanac]

[QUOTE='Shy]Hahah I never do! If I did, I wouldn't be able to concentrate on playing my games properly![/QUOTE]


yeah we seen that

<shhy> afk need crafting suplies




Give him and
tho maybe not in that order

 

['Shy]

yeah we seen that

<shhy> afk need crafting suplies

lol, I've macrod that now:

"/p One moment please while I stock Jellypop with more materials!"

"/p By the power of Greyskull!!!"
/ws "Boost"

/p afk!

 

[Loxleyhood]

Our survey said.......................


SEX

 

[Boobz]

[QUOTE='Shy]So what do blokes want for valentines? All these threads about what to buy your girlfriend doesn't really help me

Last year I was alone
2 years ago I was in a shit marriage so didn't bother
3 years ago I was in a shit marriage so didn't bother etc..[/QUOTE]


analsekz. Maybe even permission to put a stripe up your back.
did i just say that out loud?

 

[nick]

Booooooooobz!

 

[Brynn]

Breakfast in bed? Buy him porn? or as Lox survey states :

SEX

 

[old.Whoodoo]

What do I want for the day?

24 hours without hearing "Youd rather play that fecking game than be with meh!"

or want i WANT to hear

"Play the game all you want, heres a beer to help hun"

What I will hear

"Lets go out" or "wheres my flowers" or "my brother bought his GF a bigger card" or "i bought you a big pressie, and this is all i get in return?"

The last thing I want to hear - being a leap year....

"Will you marry meh!?!":eek2:

 

[Nuked]

may i suggest, sex ... but not just at bedtime maybe an extra session

 

['Shy]

may i suggest, sex ... but not just at bedtime maybe an extra session

Right, I get the general idea of giving sex now. Any sensible suggestions?

 

[Squalion]

[QUOTE='Shy]Right, I get the general idea of giving sex now. Any sensible suggestions? [/QUOTE]

one of these

 

[Brynn]

[QUOTE='Shy]Right, I get the general idea of giving sex now. Any sensible suggestions? [/QUOTE]

Depends on what kinda thing he likes...part from sex. if he is a music fan try and get chillie's tickets, or what ever band he is into that is touring. If he likes X beer see if you can take him on a tour of the brewery.

 

['Shy]

one of these

he's got one like that in black

 

[Brack]

[QUOTE='Shy]Right, I get the general idea of giving sex now. Any sensible suggestions? [/QUOTE]

sounds sensible to me!

 

['Shy]

Depends on what kinda thing he likes...part from sex. if he is a music fan try and get chillie's tickets, or what ever band he is into that is touring. If he likes X beer see if you can take him on a tour of the brewery.

Hmm, I don't wanna do anything that takes too much effort!

 

[Brynn]

Give him a suitcase full of condoms and barricade the two of you in a bedroom. Failing that go away on a weekend away up in the highlands of scotland very cold so you will need to share body heat.

 

[missedagain]

heres the perfect plan just for u az ur lazy
1)send him to bed early the previous nite
2)adjust his alarm clock so he wakes up 10 mins earlier
3)make him a nice cup of tea in bed (as he got up 10mins earlier he can sit and enjoy himself) give him a cuddle (no words and make sure he doesnt have the cup in his hand )
4)drive him to work for a change
5)phone him at luch time and perform phone sex (just make sure u wipe it after)with him
6)dont forget to pick him up at the end of work
7)as soon as u enter the house sit him down and make him another cup of tea
8)cook him a nice or his favorite meal even if it means getting the microwave manual out and reading it
9)sit him down at his pc and allow him to play daoc all evening whislt supplying the odd cup of tea
10)go to bed (this part can be made more intresting if u buy a swing set it up in the bedroom and with the greatest of ease sexual acts can be performed as long as u dont swing to high as that ends in rather a lot of pain) with a nice cup of tea and again with no words give him a cuddle (again make sure he doesnt have the cup in his hand)
11)sleep well with the knowledge that you have fulfilled his day with care and kindness

p.s this may go tits up if he has made some arrangements for u

 

['Shy]

Err Plonks, it's on a saturday, but thanks

 

[k9awya]

Give him a suitcase full of condoms and barricade the two of you in a bedroom. Failing that go away on a weekend away up in the highlands of scotland very cold so you will need to share body heat.

well funny if he says "i have a headache"

 

[missedagain]

[QUOTE='Shy]Err Plonks, it's on a saturday, but thanks [/QUOTE]

errmm bugger it
ok so u make vd a day early for him then he can do something for u on v day

and in the words of a poet the following for the men out there
chocolate make them fat,
flowers wilt and die,
the trip of a lifetime
only makes them cry

 

['Shy]

Hahah nah, he works quite far away. I'd be late for work

 

[Sissyfoo]

Kinda amusing to see how primitive most men still are. When it comes down to it all men really want is money or sex.

(me included...but I want a throne made of human skulls as well)

 

[missedagain]

cor i dunno u try to help a woman in distress and all she does is put obstacles in the way easy to solve tell the boss u may be a bit late in or take an hour off work im sure that your boss will understand (he he he not likely)
but u have now upset me so im going to go the way of everyone else, go out sat morn buy some new sexy underwear go home and do a strip tease in front of him
and then f*#k his brains out

 

[yaruar]

Kinda amusing to see how primitive most men still are. When it comes down to it all men really want is money or sex.

(me included...but I want a throne made of human skulls as well)

I don't, I want shiny toys and new computers and fine wines and good food.

But then again I have a g/f who wants sex more than I do... It's all I can do sometimes to give her a good seeing to whilst afk so that I can get a decent session in later

 

[pez]

i wonder if you are the guy who once informed me 20 mins in to an xp session

'afk, wife needs the cock'