Bikes

[old.TUG]

"Is it just me, or are all bikers cunts."

I see no question mark. Do you?

Now I can call you uneducated despite you acting as if you are... but I won't, because it's lame and because I don't wanna opinionate against anyone anymore

 

[old.acker]

Stu, Bikers are not all cunts.
I've been riding for over two years and you can throw as much anecdotal evidence at me as you like but in my experience, I and the others I know who ride, We are not cunts.
There are allot of cunts out there and some of them do ride, some of them drive, some of them don't do either.
It is a fact of life that you won't get on with everybody you ever meet. People do things that you might think are stupid. PLEASE DON'T GENERALISE THOU! Not everybody is the same.
I agree that there are stupid bikers out there, I try not to be like them; there are also some incredibly stupid drivers out there, but the stupid are always in the minority, just try not to be part of that minority.

 

[bids]

Stu-

"Anecdotal evidence from the rest of the thread proved that they are, indeed, cunts"

So your premise is based upon anecdotal evidence ? I thought you said you were intelligent.

This is pointless - you carry on stereotyping mate. Every other sane person in these threads realises what a prat you are.

By the way, if you called me a cunt to my face, you'd get a knuckle sandwich - won argument or not.

 

[shabazz]

yeah i've always had a problem with large sore hemroids.

The problem is they annoy me soo much i try and cut em off with my extended pinkie finger nails, but it doesn't always work, and i end up in a pool of shit/blood crying, desperatly, louder and louder, but no one listens until the ambulance turns up..

sob....


oh shit

wronf fuckin...........

 

[ReActor]

I'd just like to point out that if you read Stu's original post, it says
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Is it just me, or are most bikers cunts?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Note the use of the word "most" and the question mark.

Having said that, it's clearly another ludicrous statement devised for the winding up of those thick people . Insectocutor on FULL POWER!

 

[old.TUG]

shabazz... like, wtf????????????!?!?!! haha

 

[*Exor*]

Nail on the head Reactor. "Plan devised for winding up stupid people"

The stupid people on this board are the ones who fly off the handle when Stu, or I, throw insults at them

 

[old.frankie]

i take everything you say with a grain of salt, caus i know u dont know me, and wouldnt say what you are saying in real life.

You calling me stupid ?

whatever, you cant say that im stupid, or anyone else is just because we have a go at you when you genralise people.

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[old.TUG]

Well it's a bit tongue in cheek anyway.

Look in the dictionary to see what stupid actually means - it's not quite what exor defines it to be

 

[old.MrBenn]

Is it me or did this start out as a fun thread about bikes and cars, then degenerated into a flame war 4 no real reason?

 

[mookie]

too fricken right.. its getting like the Counter-strike.net boards, a bunch of biccering dicheads, some guy posts something. another guy has a go, then someone else has a go and so on.. please, stop it... i dont wanna have to stop reading damnit.

oh, but there IS one good thing about these board over the counterstrike ones, at least is a bunch of biccering english cunts rather than american ones

go ahead, flame me. you know you want to. even if i didnt invite you. you stil would. wouldnt you. i'm looking at you (name removed for fear of beatings ).

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[This message has been edited by mookie (edited 26 May 2000).]

 

[old.Delboy]

Some good laughs reading the shit getn flung on this thread, as I read on tho, it was just getn pointless. I guess Exor "*The fucking star*" and Stu "The VIP" were havn a ball.

Plenty of good quotes lads too numerous to mention amongst the posts, but here's one :

"Jesus christ. Natural selection should have got rid of you people ages ago." - Priceless Bodhi


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[old.rockhard]

lo

me being a biker thought i'd add a few pennies worth:-

my ultimate bike ), Suzuki RG500 (two stroke), bored out and stage 3 tuned ), custom Harris ali frame, Ohlins USD forks, Banana rear swing arm, ohlins rear damper, carbon fibre body work (yummy), full titanium race pipe kit (drool), marchessini wheels (gold ones).

This bike WILL blow away ALL four strokes, weighs about the same as a 250 and will also blow away ALL cars and outhandle anything )

Wish i had a spare £10-15,000 Id build one tommorrow if i could

My current bike is a KTM 640 duke (super motard). Not that fast for top speed but pulls monster wheelies ) Cant really risk riding ought faster as i lost my license a bit back (2x speed limit) so gotta calm down a bit

heh, u cars drivers moaning about bikers! :/
picture this! - me riding my brand spanking new RG500 up to a roundabout, car approaching roundabout at next approach, me enters roundabout, car enters roundabout as if im not there and slams straight into side of me! &lt;quote from driver&gt; "sorry but i did not c u" FFS! £2,800 repair bill

crash2 - brand new RD500LC, set off from a set of lights, car pulls out from line of parked cars off of double yellow lines! and me smashes straight into back of, does superman over handlebars, splats onto back of car rear windscreen, lands on floor, looks back to see bike piroueting through the air before crashing to ground and smashing to pieces (. Another sorry but i didnt see u! FFS2 - £3,500 repair bill

hmmm? car drivers inability to see anything but another car (ROFLMAO) got a lot to answer for me reckons

on the other side of the coin tho' bikers bad too - me approaches roundabout with petrol tanker in left hand lane, me goes round inside of him and gives it a big fist full of two stroke powerband ) but not noticing diesel on road from bloody busses, back tyre breaks free big time, then regrips highsiding me all over the place like a ragg doll :/ whilst tanker's right behind me . Luckily i managed to regain control and give it a big fistful away to save face

I do miss my two strokes used to love riding out in the morning with coldish engine then gettin someone up my ass, soon as engine smooths out give it big fistfull satisfied in the knowledge that a nice film of unburnt 2 stroke oil is just depositing itself on their windscreen, hehe

Although i am about to start learning to drive a car i still reckon car drivers suck chunks


Rockhard

 

[~YuckFou~]

My first "real" bike was an RD250LC, mmmm powerbands
Like you said crap till warmed up, lumpy as a lumpy thing but after 5 minutes or so....ahhh
The garage I part exchanged it with spent 6 months completely rebuilding it, ground up. They wanted a grand for it, I was so tempted to buy it back even though by then I had a ZXR400.


~YuckFou~

 

[old.Inshala]

Mmmm, Ive got a 350 LC sat in the garage at the mo, cant be arsed doing 'out wiv it though. Its amazing how u cant be arsed fixing something when u dont need it for transport, the RF6 takes care of summer blasts now. Still the RF isnt half as much fun or dangerous as the Elsie.

Long live the stink wheel.

 

[old.A9]

Interesting thread, tho i cant really give any hair raising stories of high speed japes, only just started riding again after picking up a nice w reg R6. I used to work for a motorcycle training school writing software for them mainly, bonus was they paid for my license. Got to ride pretty much any bike that came into the place, anything from cg125's up to a 996 ducati fully insured from the company.

2 instructors pull up at lights, chatting away, just before they change one of em rips the keys out of the others bike and hurls em across the road, zooms off on the green to the words 'fucking 'cunt'

Instructor taking out a group of cbt'ers, usual type, 16, 17 mix of mopeds and dt's one of em completely ignores the instructor at a box junction, goes thru the red light, jams on his brakes and t-bar's a plod car at low speed no injuries, but he got the piss ripped out him

Actually, i do remember a fairly close moment on a cg125 a while ago, sweeping left hander i went in far too fast, couldnt pull the bike round and ended up on the other side of the road getting very close to the kerb, managed pulled it back round and get the pegs down at the same time. bonus !.

 

[old.=DI=Penry]

Ok - here's one (bike stories that is)

Following a lorry - 40-45 mph - mid august - lorry pull towards the middle of lane to turn right - before i know it - some bloke in a two week old granada (ok - it was a while ago) decides to undertake to get past the lorry ! - hits me leg & the side of the bike with the front right corner - The next few moments go in really slow motion - - i remember looking left and seeing the look on his face (I'll never forget it !)as my bike slides along the side of his brand spanking new car - scratching - and ripping a gash down the side from front to back !
Next thing i know - sliding along the road and under the back of the lorry - i stopped when i hit the wheel and ended up under the back axcel.
kinda stuck and that leg burning feeling starts as the exhaust melts through my jeans ! - thinking - bugger i've knackered me new helmet - (as you do !) - chap gets out the car - starts to say something - then the worst bit - the lorry i'm under revs up its engine and starts to pull away having no idea i was there - SCARY - luckily only dragging me and my bike a few feet before stopping cause of the shouts of passers by !!

If there's one thing its done for me - Its turned me into an Eddie Stobart spotter !

P.S. - I dont ride anymore !