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old.frankie

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go post in car if u want a war

its BIKERS ONLY in here aint it guys ?

stop complaining and go cry to mummy

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old.venturer01

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hi
being a drunk old cunt
bikes mmmmmmmmm
lol
in fact have been driving bike since i was 12 off road and thinking about it , it's the most fun i have ever had in my LIFE.
i can think of moments that i was so close and loads and loads and loads of moments that make me
LOL , like the time my pal went to buy some blow and it was raining he had no visor so he used cling film and tape LOL LOL LOL LOL ,

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old.TUG

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lol you're a fucking headcase m8 :) I like it!
Nice 1 for being so mad :)
 
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bids

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I've been lurking in the bike/car threads since they've been going, and being a biker of 20 years+ I've had most of the pant-filling experiences on a bike (front tyre blowout, going straight over a roundabout, embedding my 600 Katana in the arse end of a tractor, etc). I am now a fair-weather biker. You simply do not get the same buzz in a car - even when complying with all parts of the law/highway code.

Stu/Exor - I can see from the lengthy threads that you are a pair of pompous, self righteous prats who generalise about anything and everything. Can't you accept that if someone wants to tart up a car or ride a bike, thats their choice. It doesn't automaticlly make them a boy racer or whinging biker. And just because we don't all agree with you doesn't automatically mean we are less intelligent - it simply supports the view that you are a pair of inadequate mommies boys.
 
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old.TUG

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Well said bids :)

Looks like stu and exor can be reasonable at times though, I'll give em that... but they can be annoying an'all. Then again, so can I :)

But one thing that was pissing me off is how they kept calling me a boy racer because of my preference in car choice... note that word 'choice' <--- everyones intitled to their own and you really can't argue with that.
 
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~YuckFou~

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*Exor* Stu.

Ok like I said I'm a reasonable guy, however you are a pair of pompous idiots who need to be put down, so heres how.

quote exor: For the record though, I do hate bikes They're too noisy.
Generalisation, some bike are noisy as are some cars. No bike is noisy when it leaves the factory.

quote stu: 3 writeoffs in the space of 2 weeks.
So you once were a boy racer flouting the law.

quote stu: Is it just me, or are most bikers cunts?
Yet another generalisation. Fed by lack of knowledge of the subject.

quote stu: They pass huge queues of traffic by driving up the middle of two lanes of cars, often when moving.
Perfectly legal.

quote stu: Well if you want to be treated like a car, fucking drive like one you cockends.
We don't, we want to be treated like guys on bikes.

quote stu: Nice to look at, generally thick.
You ever spoken to one?

quote exor: Utter toss. Theres some Bugatti Super cars that will do 0-60 in 2.2 seconds.
You are not comparing like for like. there are plenty of bikes that go faster than that. GP500, world superbikes etc.

quote exor: Stick to the fucking rules of the road and you might get hurt less.
Never been hurt.

quote stu: Do you ride it like a cunt? From what you've said in your post, it seems you do.
SO thats a yes then? Although you don't have the balls to just say it. I don't like being called a cunt by someone I've never spoken to, I hope one day we meet.

quote stu: OK, if you think that is a perfectly acceptable way to behave, next time I approach a junction and there is a bike coming, I'll just pull out.
Well I hope you do, that way you will spend some time at her majestys pleasure. Also a fucking stupid attitude.

quote stu: There are lots of cars that have the potential to do this. However, they are not road cars.
Likewise GP500, superbikes etc.

quote stu: I don't believe in the Incredible Hulk. Try again.
Me neither.

quote stu: You act like a tosser on public roads.
If you read the thread you would notice that most of my stories are in the IOM. There are no speed limits in the IOM out of the towns. Its also where car mags go to test cars.

quote exor:All you do is tell me to go away, which just proves that me and stu are right about what we say, you don't have an answer. Pathetic.


So it seems you are wrong, uninformed, opinionated, arrogant, narrow minded, confrontational, feeble minded people. You will notice that until now I have not berated you or calle you names. I think that your lack of intellect is beginning to show and you are firefighting. Calling me names will not get me involved in a flame war with you, it will just make me want to prove how wrong you are.

It must be said however that your confrontational attitude towards me has made me dislike you. Calling me a cunt is a mistake that I hope one day will come back and haunt you. Oh one more thing, I'm starting a new thread, it will be a petition to have your forum rights removed due to your inability to converse in a civilised manner with other members of the community.

~YuckFou~



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stu

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Oh dear. That was a put down? Watch carefully.

"quote stu: 3 writeoffs in the space of 2 weeks.
So you once were a boy racer flouting the law."
Yes. Just like I said in my post. I was never a 'boy racer' - my car was never pimped up with various bits of fibreglass rubbish - but I did drive like an arsehole. I passed my test at 17, and thought I was king of the road. I drove with no regard for other road users, and thought I was invincible. Then I crashed my car. I was involved in two other write offs within 10 days of my crash (at neither of which I was driving), and suddenly realised it wasn't a responsible way to behave. So, basically, I used to drive my car like most of you people ride a bike, but I grew up. Thanks for confirming that.

"quote stu: Is it just me, or are most bikers cunts?
Yet another generalisation. Fed by lack of knowledge of the subject."
Every biker in this thread so far has sung the praises of acts of stupidity. Many of these have been caused by your actions, not by those of a car. Again, you've proved my point yourself.

"quote stu: They pass huge queues of traffic by driving up the middle of two lanes of cars, often when moving.
Perfectly legal."
That wasn't my point. It's perfectly legal for me to wander around Battersea Dogs Home, naked, with my bollocks smeared in Pedigree Chum. Doesn't make it any more sensible.

"quote stu: Nice to look at, generally thick.
You ever spoken to one?"
Yes thanks. I went as a VIP to the British Grand Prix about 6 or 7 times, walked the pit lane, met many people, etc etc. Got boring eventually. Also been to BTCC races. So far this put down of yours isn't going too well...

"quote stu: Do you ride it like a cunt? From what you've said in your post, it seems you do.
SO thats a yes then? Although you don't have the balls to just say it. I don't like being called a cunt by someone I've never spoken to, I hope one day we meet."
Oh dear. Threats of violence. As soon as you revert to this, you have lost. It's the last gasp attempt of the person who realises he's been beaten. It's interesting how you all go on about how Paul and myself are petty and flame all the time. All we are doing is posting valid opinion, backed up by fact. You're the ones reverting to insults, abuse, and finally threats. I don't have the "balls" to say it? Anyone that knows me on- or off-line will tell you how laughable that is. If I wanted to call you a cunt, I would do. You asked me whether I thought you were a cunt just because you rode a bike. I asked you if you rode it like one. Learn to read what's there, rather than what isn't. Incidentally, you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt by your 'threats' that yes, you are indeed, a cunt.

"quote stu: OK, if you think that is a perfectly acceptable way to behave, next time I approach a junction and there is a bike coming, I'll just pull out.
Well I hope you do, that way you will spend some time at her majestys pleasure. Also a fucking stupid attitude."
Congratulations. You've just confirmed that the way bikes act on the road is fucking stupid. I somehow doubt I would spend time 'at her majesty's pleasure', anyway. Trust me, I have more experience of the law than you do.

"quote stu: There are lots of cars that have the potential to do this. However, they are not road cars.
Likewise GP500, superbikes etc."
Your point being?

"So it seems you are wrong, uninformed, opinionated, arrogant, narrow minded, confrontational, feeble minded people."
You haven't proven me wrong yet: in fact most of your quotes proved me correct. Opinionated? Yes I have an opinion. So does everyone else. Confrontational? I'm not the one threatening people. Feeble minded? Oh dear. Like I said, all we've done is voice a reasoned opinion. It's you who can't take it.

"You will notice that until now I have not berated you or calle you names. I think that your lack of intellect is beginning to show and you are firefighting."
Trust me, no lack of intellect here. You simply cannot comprehend the argument. You assume what has been written, instead of actually reading what is there. How is you calling us names a sign of us firefighting?

"Calling me a cunt is a mistake that I hope one day will come back and haunt you."
Yes. I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight.

"Oh one more thing, I'm starting a new thread, it will be a petition to have your forum rights removed"
Wow. I'm scared. Really. I was wrong: threats of violence aren't the last resort of the beaten man. That is.

"due to your inability to converse in a civilised manner with other members of the community."
All my posts have been entirely articulate, well presented and reasonable. You have responded with threats, abuse, and finally some "petition": another threat. It seems you're the one unable to converse like an adult. However, I'm not about to make a petition against you: unlike yourself, I recognise that you have a right to your opinion, however misguided or uninformed it may be.
 
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*Exor*

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I'll get my coat, nothing more needs to be said :)

YuckFou, you have been completely fucking OWNED. Give up now and save your remaining pride (although there probably isn't much left).

Owned by the OCA (C)2000 All rights reserved.
 
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old.TUG

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Exor m8, thats just gay...

Little twats on various game servers always spout out that they 0wn j00 - wot a bunch of arse :)

Exor, bet you wouldn't say boo to a goose offline, so why try and act all hard man and sophisticated online?

Face it, your a pratt (and I'd willingly call you that face to face)
 
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stu

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Joining a bit late in the game aren't you TUG? :)

I believe Paul was merely adding his support for the insightful and reasoned points contained within my post. As YuckFou directly challenged both of us, he has every right to comment, and independently if need be. However, he obviously feels that I covered the points sufficiently, and wishes to signal his accedance.

So nyar :)
 
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old.frankie

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havnt you two got the jist of it yet

FACTS>> UNDISPUTABLE FACTS>>

1. You are the only two who act like twats on the board.

2. You are wrong in half the things you say

3. No one like you apart from maybe the whores you HAVE to buy with all this so called money.

4. this thread isnt for you, i think we have all said go away, if we havnt, then we will, after every post someone put EXOR + STU GO AWAY

You are not welcome here, at all.



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old.Jonneh

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hang on... I act like a twat on these boards. I also agree that a lot of (not all) bikers are cunts... my father included.
 
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bodhi

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Frankie you appear to be intellectually deficient. This is a PUBLIC message board. Hence everyone has a right to say what they choose. If you dont want intelligent people to post, either move your post to www.thickbikersandgirls.com or alternatively, the UKCCL admins board.

You have been 0wned NeoRAGE style. Take it like a man.

Bodhi
 
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*Exor*

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>so why try and act all hard man and sophisticated online?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Putting up a reasoned argument isn't acting all hard. Acting hard is going "lets meet for a fight" or "I hope I meet you one day, you'll be sorry" etc etc.

You wont EVER see me doing that, because quite frankly, you'd probabley all kick my arse irl. This is largely due to the fact that I never get into fights, and don't want to. I use intelect and fast wit to win my wars. The fact that YuckFou is a thick twat is probabley why he needs to resort to threats of physical violence, he is the exact opposite of me in the brain department.
 
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stu

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lol

no frankie, YOU haven't got it yet.

"1. You are the only two who act like twats on the board."
pot. kettle. black. Highlighting nicely my point about having to resort to insults.

"2. You are wrong in half the things you say"
So far you haven't proven us wrong in a single thing. In fact most of your posts have proved us right. Keep trying.

"3. No one like you apart from maybe the whores you HAVE to buy with all this so called money."
More lame insults. At least come up with something half-way witty. Put that higher tier brain to work.

"4. this thread isnt for you, i think we have all said go away, if we havnt, then we will, after every post someone put EXOR + STU GO AWAY"
No, you've said it. In case I hadn't made it previously clear, your opinion matters about &gt;&lt; this much to me.

Just read the two posts after yours. Don't pretend these people agree with you. Either you are actually illiterate, or very stupid.

LOL still laughing about what you wrote in the other thread FUCKING LOL
 
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DApea!

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Try to imagine an average stupid person, and then realize that half of them are more stupid than that..

Clever people dont get into pointless arguments, and realize that it wont achieve anything.

Sort it out laddios, i sort of know Exor and hes a dude in a real-time environment, like Q2, or of course IRC.. :)

Stu, is this the same Stu from the Planetarion boards?
If so, then really.. this post doesnt apply to you either.. :)

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old.TUG

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'I use intelect and fast wit to win my wars.'

Good man

'The fact that YuckFou is a thick twat is probabley why he needs to resort to threats of physical violence, he is the exact opposite of me in the brain department.'

Shame your intelect and fast wit lasted only one sentance :)
 
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old.TUG

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Oh and Bodhi:

Everyone has a right to say what they want yes?

'Frankie you appear to be intellectually deficient.'

So, is it ok if we all flame an opinion about you?

You don't know half these people, you can't opinionate about someone you don't know...

Intellectually deficient - think about it.
 
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bodhi

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Hmmmmm. Ive given it deep thought TUG. It means thick twat. Mentally disadvantaged. Retarded. Not the sharpest corn in the turd. Braindead. What part of these dont you understand? Want me to use words of less than one syllable?

Jesus christ. Natural selection should have got rid of you people ages ago.

Bodhi
 
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stu

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pea you've confused me.

In this thread, you seem to be supporting Paul and myself (yes, I'm the same one from the Planetarion boards. Your request in the other thread for me to prove I'm intelligent should have been fulfilled if you've read them, as I've had conversations about religion, theology, history, prejudice and racism on there).

Yet in the other one, you have a go at us.

/me scratches his head.

You've got me stumped lad.
 
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DApea!

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Hehe, yeh.. I read this post, only to then read the other post, which i didnt agree with much :)
 
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old.TUG

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Bodhi: 'you people'

That include me? Trying to say I'm thick or something?

Erm okie... you don't know me or anything about me, sooo howdya work that out?

Silly bastard :)
 
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bids

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Stu - you say you have had conversations on racism and prejudice ? Assuming you think you are neither of the above - how come on page one of this thread you said:

"Is it just me, or are all bikers cunts."

Eeerrr - explain smart boy.
 
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bodhi

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Yes TUG that does include you. You think Nova SR's are nice cars. Hence you are thick. Q.E.D

Hello McFly!! Anoyone home??

Next....


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old.frankie

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OK, THIS IS SO FUNNY NOW

hehe

you win, i dont care no more, apparently im so far down the retarded ladder i cant comprehend anything any more, ill pass you onto my ameba friend

spelling could be wrong, but hey, remember im a retard.

you gotta love it.

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ReActor

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This message board attracts thick people like flies to an insectocutor. I don't read it much, I spend more time chatting in #quake2.uk. Thick people get banned there. I understand the reminders from both sides of the argument that "this is an open forum" etc etc but come on. Ban the stupid, I say. :)
 
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old.TheGuyver

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hehe This is funny :) havnt laughed so hard in ages.

my 2 cents worth, is that there does seem to be a lot more idiots on bikes than good riders. And yes the exploits about " riding round a sharp bend at 60 mph sheer drop on one side " blah blah DOES SEEM to indicate that there is a lack of respect on the road.

What was said about bikers making people nervous is very true.

ONLY this morning there was a group of 8-12 bikers passing me. They do make u nervous becuase true to form (and lucky i have reactions like a cat, else the bikers head would have been under my wheel) these bikers were messing about, and one biker decided to go thru the traffic, and cliped wheels with his m8. I slamed on the anchors and his head was about 1/2 foot away. He needed an ambulance and made me late for work, held up traffic for about 30 mins and generally wasted EVERYBODIES Time.

At the time there was a large chemical Fire about 5 miles away, where that ambulance was better needed. (if anyone doesnt belive me look on the news or something www.meridian.co.uk)

I am not going to even think of tarnishing every biker with the same brush. Cuase not everyone is like that.

Same way not every car driver is a boy racer or drives with out respect on the road.

all im saying is that it happens enough to be a problem, and seen as such to the car driving people.

This all sounds like the old qw vs q2 arguement. both sides has its stories.

Its ashame that some seemingly decent people have resorted to out and out flames. (doesnt matter who started it) I personnaly thought this all was done away with in the old Fido net and BBS days.

If anyone would like a good chinwag then fine. if u the biker want to put your view accross then fine. but leave the flames at home pls lads?

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stu

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bids:
Stu - you say you have had conversations on racism and prejudice ? Assuming you think you are neither of the above - how come on page one of this thread you said:

"Is it just me, or are all bikers cunts."

Eeerrr - explain smart boy.
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OK. It's called a question.

Anecdotal evidence from the rest of the thread proved that they are, indeed, cunts.

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