Big Brother

[Durzel]

On TTD's note, I find that actually quite bizarre.

Channel 4 have no qualms about airing Eurotrash, or other edgy "porn masquerading as art" programmes - and yet they shy away from showing the PJ/Jade "incident". Strange.

Kinda makes you wonder what would happen if someone got onto the show expressely for the purpose of sabotaging it, or circumventing the security processes they have. Like, walking around the house naked from the waist down - 24/7. Or swearing in every single sentence - so they end up muting the whole programme for the entire day.

"So, are we getting 2 loaves of bread this week or 3? How about 3.. hmm.. yeah f**k.. sounds good."

 

[whipped]

Personally, although I'd never wish this to actually happen, it would be interesting if one of the last 3 people left, lost it completely and killed the other two.

Constant replays of one of the contestants running around the house, bathed in blood and screaming, ala American Psycho.

Now that would get me watching it.

 

[Gumbo]

Do they still do it like the first series where if you put it on during the day there are really long periods of silence? Not just a quick drop for the norty words, but 20 seconds at a time? That made it unbearable to watch, but then i suppose there's not much alternative unless they could find some way to take the watershed out of it, like sky showing 18 cert. movies during the day on sky box office.

Ah well, bag o shite anyway really.

 

[Mr.Monkey]

I suspect the show could be livened up by:

1) More setting contestants on fire
2) Swarms of stinging/biting insects being introduced every time a contestant swore
3) Random times when the toilet will electrify the person using it
4) Attractive women
5) Attractive men
6) Attractive animals (me want donkeh)
7) Vast quantities of custard. No spoons.
8) More fire
9) Challneges such as "Brain Surgery" on other contestants.
10) Execution of random failed applicants, who are then fed to unknowing contestants.
11) A touch more fire.


But then I've not watched BB, so what would I know.
Other than fire is good.

 

[old.tRoG]

Originally posted by Clowneh!
are you a retard then?

That was implied.

 

[Testin da Cable]

you have to imply?

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Gumbo
Do they still do it like the first series where if you put it on during the day there are really long periods of silence? Not just a quick drop for the norty words, but 20 seconds at a time? ....

20seconds is short by todays standards!

Its been known for it to be cut for up to 30mins!

I was laughing last night during BB live on CH4 they had a match the pairs interactive texting game where you have to match the housmates faces highest score wins £100 or something its 50p a go and you have to register you nickname before you start and people were going crazy on it. TBH this year CH4 have gone OTT with all this Texting bollocks. That other program they had that flopped Boys and Girls is being replaced by an interactive texting game.

 

[dysfunction]

When is BB finishing??

 

[Wij]

Time will be warped as the end of it approaches so that to an observer we will be stretched out over pictures in tabloids of micro-celebs getting too drunk and listening to davina wave her arms until the end of time.

Fortunately for us we will not notice the time distortion and will be torn apart quite quickly.

\o/

 

[dysfunction]

So what your'e saying is you have no idea...is that about right?

 

[7th]

someone said the whole bomb scare thing could be a thing to get the ratings up, call me cynical, but personally i think it was a cunning way to get more money from another days voting

and its boring as hell this year, ive never really watched it religiously, i just tend to watch the eviction bits.. AND WHAT THE HELL?! how could they have gotten rid of jon? he was bloody genius... even my girlfriend (who watching the beginning said 'ewww geeky') began to like him..

and no, the house does not need another Jade or another Helen... people like that being on telly remind you how FAR THE HUMAN RACE CAN SLIDE. i say no more.

7th

 

[moomin]

Originally posted by Mr.Monkey
I suspect the show could be livened up by:

1) More setting contestants on fire
2) Swarms of stinging/biting insects being introduced every time a contestant swore
3) Random times when the toilet will electrify the person using it
4) Attractive women
5) Attractive men
6) Attractive animals (me want donkeh)
7) Vast quantities of custard. No spoons.
8) More fire
9) Challneges such as "Brain Surgery" on other contestants.
10) Execution of random failed applicants, who are then fed to unknowing contestants.
11) A touch more fire.


But then I've not watched BB, so what would I know.
Other than fire is good.

you forgot rabid monkey's as well

hahahahhahahahahaa

 

[old.Fweddy]

I've never watched Big Brother but I will if they put Bodhi in there.

 

[pcg79]

the american one has put people's ex's in the house.


on the first day

 

[Dr_Weasel]

What a way to try and boost ratings and grab more money from phone vote revenues... put the most popular housemate back in to wind people up about what they've seen....

Err... not that I watch this... the girlfriend had it on...

 

[old.tRoG]

Yes. My wife had it one too

Jon is back in. Hurrah. Now the noise blaring from the tv in the living room will be slightly more bearable.