Belsameth!!

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

What are the dwarves doing that you need to keep them in check for? :-o

You must discipline them with pr0n and beer or you will never be able to control them/us!

 

[saltymcpepper]

belsmameth is my mistress

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Would explain all those bruises and whip marks on your face.

 

[saltymcpepper]

she loves to beat me

 

[Coim-]

Who doesn't?

 

[saltymcpepper]

you prefer to "beat" over me.

 

[ChillyDawg]

bels furiously trying to figure out whether to eat another pie or ban lox

tough choice

 

[loxleyhood]

Why ban me?! Im working for a custom title! Im a good boy!

 

[Coim-]

Originally posted by saltymcpepper
you prefer to "beat" over me.

Keep your fantasies to yourself next time salty.

 

[ChillyDawg]

Originally posted by loxleyhood
Why ban me?! Im working for a custom title! Im a good boy!

why not?

give me an island

 

[loxleyhood]

You don't deserve it. In fact I've seen very little fighting on these forums, its like a bloody hippy fest! Fight damn you!

/em throws a chair

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~hits Loxley with a broken bottle~

 

[loxleyhood]

/em rips off Sissyfoo's sex change

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Ha! I was just going to donate that change to the charity for aged hookers. I hate carrying around shrapnel.

~stabs Loxley in the face with a soldering iron~

 

[-Nuked-]

Peace not War man

 

[ChillyDawg]

~throws cotton wool at lox~


shite


~throws cotton wool laced with a healthy dose of chloroform at lox~

~watchen lox slowly slip into oblivion~

(no pun intended

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Ewwww

 

[old.shotgunstow]

Originally posted by loxleyhood
Why ban me?! Im working for a custom title! Im a good boy!

Working for a custom title will never get you one.

 

[Lumikki]

Since you're trying so hard Lox, you'll never get it :|

xx

 

[loxleyhood]

I will get it, all I have to do is break Tilda.

 

[old.shotgunstow]

That's like saying you have to live forever.

 

[old.Bubble]

How come Belsameth hasn't come out and pwned all these guys?

 

[old.Dillinja]

Because I'm here.

 

[evzy]

What i dont understand is what onions have to do with any of this !?!?!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

~tries to not look confused~

~fails~

Whatchoo talkin' aboot?

 

[chosen]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
~tries to not look confused~

~fails~

Whatchoo talkin' aboot?

It's your own thread find out!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I tried and failed. Only Evzy (a man I have never ever met before in my life) can explain it to me.

 

[chosen]

oh want some help to find him ? since i can't sleep after been seeing 28 days later

 

['Shy]

Originally posted by chosen
oh want some help to find him ? since i can't sleep after been seeing 28 days later

OMG that was a shit film. I can't believe we paid £1.50 to watch it on pay per view!

 

[Belsameth]

*starts waving around her broom*
can't I leave you lot alone for even a little bit?