Being Fat isnt get enough money these days.

[Vintersorg]

when I am king they will be first against the wall.

The entire family against one wall.
You'd have to find a wall that:
a) is large enough
b) doesn't crumble under their weight

I onle see one possible candidate for that.

More seiously now, they should lose their financial support. Where I live, if you don't want to work, you don't get money for long.

 

[BloodOmen]

Lol, they have more chins than a chinese phone book. £22,000 to little my arse, ofcourse it'll be to little when you SPEND THE F**KER AT GREGGS AND BURGER KING.



"The family claim to spend £50 a week on food" so thats £2600 a year on food, £19400 left per year... average on bills (i'll go off what I use as bills here) say about £400 a month = £4800 a year - £14600 left to spend on whatever, how on earth is that to little?

"All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive" - Bollocks, it costs yes but you've got £14600 left to spend its not THAT expensive.

 

[Hawkwind]

22k is a phat wage

I thought average was over 27k these days??

I'm not sure my Mrs could survive if I earnt 22k a year, would barely pay for her bloody shoes!

 

[Laddey]

I thought average was over 27k these days??

I'm not sure my Mrs could survive if I earnt 22k a year, would barely pay for her bloody shoes!

I heard something about if you earn under 27 you're on a shit wage. Might be a load of shit though.

Whats 22k per week?

 

[BloodOmen]

I heard something about if you earn under 27 you're on a shit wage. Might be a load of shit though.

Whats 22k per week?

Read about that the "Average" for a successful trouble free life is like £30,000 a year minimum thats for family/home/car/holidays/sending kids to uni the works.


and on a side note, forgot to post above - They're on benefits they'll be getting most of their bills paid for them or reduced so much it'll cost next to nothing for bills... there will only be the electric and gas they'll pay full price.

 

[Vintersorg]

I thought average was over 27k these days??

I'm not sure my Mrs could survive if I earnt 22k a year, would barely pay for her bloody shoes!

I guess it depends on how many taxes you have to pay...Speaking in €, about 800€ is subtracted every month from my pay, only in taxes
And then once a year, there's a risk that the taxes come and take even more
After taxes, I have FAR less than 27k...hell I have even less than 22k

 

[TdC]

Wait are we choosing places in TdC's gov't! If so I volunteer for Head of Secret Service!

fie! you can't, because if I now say yes everyone would know and it wouldn't be a secret any more how can you be in a secret service when everyone knows about it? it's just not logical!

how about minister in charge of entertaining sailors and other maritime types? everyone likes the outfits!

 

[TdC]

Whats 22k per week?

about a million a year

 

[Ch3tan]

£22k a year is what they get. If you were earning £27k a year, you would pay taxes, and take home less than them.

 

[Mikah75]

22k is not a high wage but there's an enormous amount of people in the UK earning 15-20k a year and surviving reasonably. Those people actually work though doing quite often hard jobs, unlike those lazy fatties sitting on their arse watching jeremy kyle eating megabuckets.

 

[Lamp]

too fat to work rofl
too fucking lazy more like

 

[Mikah75]

Agreed. I know they are fat, but i've seen many people fatter than that who work. They are fat, but they're not disability fat... they're all managing to stand up for the photo also... I'm sure they would do just fine sitting on their arses doing an office job.