WTF? Battleship

[opticle]

I have seen a lot of bad movies and this one is quite literally THE WORST move I have ever seen.

It was so bad it was actually pretty entertaining for me and my friends.. I'd almost recommend watching it.. for free.

The amount of money they must have spent to make such a fucking idiotic creation is beyond me. The plot doesn't make any fucking sense. The things they say and the things that happen are just out of this world fucking stupid. It's actually quite insulting to the viewing public that the producers and script writers think they'd actually accept what's happening on screen. How are these people being paid all this money to make this shit ?

I knew the trailer meant it could be pretty tosh, but never on this scale. From the opening sentences you realise what you've let yourself in for. You frequently find yourself wondering if it's all some sort of elaborate April Fools joke. But I think they're actually serious.

The only explanation I have is that it is some sort of subliminal ploy to convince Americans to join the US Navy - tbh, I now find myself considering it if I'm not paying attention.

I'm overwhelmed.

Worst of all, Liam Neeson is in it. What the fuck was he thinking ?

 

[Punishment]

Only good parts were the comedy relief and the getting of the chicken burreto imo.

 

[georgie]

Worst of all, Liam Neeson is in it. What the fuck was he thinking ?

I haven’t seen it, but I did see the house it bought for my mother and it was very beautiful. They said here’s a million bucks for a week’s work. It’s fine.

..about Jaws 4

 

[Tom]

stuff

This from someone with a Transformers avatar.

 

[Raven]

Transformers existed before it got raped by Michael Bay you know.

 

[Reno]

Hmm, not that mr Bay is such a brilliant story telling director, but with Transformers there wasn't much to begin with as well.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Is there tits, hotties in general, explosions, shooting and/or one liners in it?

If all of the above is yes, it's pretty much what i expect from it and two thumbs up

 

[Madmaxx]

It had Rihanna in a main or supporting role doesn't it? they put me off a bit since it was her first film afaik ?

that kinda put me off anyway give her some bit parts first to she if she's anygood, hard enough for me to take her as a gunnery sargeant or whatever it is anyway

 

[old.Tohtori]

hard enough for me to take her

That a problem with you usually?

 

[Madmaxx]

haha well if she's get her arms and legs blown off and a face full of Shrapnel in the film then yes xD

 

[Zarjazz]

spoilers?

 

[Raven]

Watching it would spoil an evening I imagine yeah.

 

[megadave]

It's hollywood popcorn shit made for idiots, waht do you expect when you get retards like tohtori who will watch it

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I will watch it at some point. But not at the cinema. At the moment, not planning any cinema outings until Avengers in May.

 

[old.Tohtori]

It's hollywood popcorn shit made for idiots, waht do you expect when you get retards like tohtori who will watch it

Uncalled for. Popcorn entertainment is just that, they don't all need to be "ladidaa let me think of the importance of the word "if" uttered by this deeply troubled shopkeeper" yawnfests

I may like some brainless action movie fun now and then, but atleast i'm smart enough not to scratch my bellend after handling chili.

And i'm being nice here.

 

[Overdriven]

Assuming you've not seen Skyline then

 

[Punishment]

Seems to be more and more of these massive budget back end product movies being released, how can they be so bad when Prometheus looks so awesome

 

[Ch3tan]

Really want to see this now just to see how bad it is.

 

[TdC]

It had Rihanna in a main or supporting role doesn't it? they put me off a bit since it was her first film afaik ?

the only film I'll voluntarily watch with her in it is her home made porno at my house starring her, me and Katy Perry. are you a voyeur if you watch a porno with yourself in it? or just a narcissist?

 

[Scouse]

You're a hero if you can pull that one out of the bag.

 

[opticle]

This from someone with a Transformers avatar.

What Raven said. The new ones, particularly the latest, made me very sad. I like my childhood memories ty

I think this movie is some sort of weird US Navy plot :/

And what Scouse said ^^

 

[Calaen]

I can't believe you're asking for a plot when it's a movie based on a board game where you try and guess the location of your opponents ships. That's not really gonna make a movie is it, so they had to throw some weird alien shit in. I'm with toh it looks like a popcorn muncher, but I know better than to go to the cinema to watch it.

 

[opticle]

I can't believe you're asking for a plot when it's a movie based on a board game where you try and guess the location of your opponents ships. That's not really gonna make a movie is it, so they had to throw some weird alien shit in. I'm with toh it looks like a popcorn muncher, but I know better than to go to the cinema to watch it.

I'm not surprised, just amazed at how much money they threw at this and managed to do such an incredibly, painfully awful thing with it. It doesn't make sense that these people even have jobs. Makes you wonder wtf is happening out there in the world.

We knew better too, but we wanted to see a movie because we like going to the movies so.. *shrug* I just thought I'd share the bafflement with you as it's far, far beyond the sort of thing you'd expect from what you describe above.

Maybe you have to watch it to understand what I'm saying. Particularly the subliminal <3 Navy message.

Nm. We were entertained by it all and the experience is now a fond memory. Win.

 

[Litmus]

I went to watch it last night and I didn't think it was that bad, certainly not the worst movie I've seen this year (that belongs to hunger games).


I thought it was quite action packed and didn't really drag on much at all.

 

[opticle]

...wut ?

 

[Sar]

Assuming you've not seen Skyline then

THAT was indeed the worst pile of shite ever committed to film.

 

[Deebs]

THAT was indeed the worst pile of shite ever committed to film.

That film was utter bollox. Truly the worst ending of any film of all time.

 

[Clown]

You guys have never seen Scorpion King 2. I literally wanted to cry.

 

[Deebs]

You guys have never seen Scorpion King 2. I literally wanted to cry.

I'll add that to the list to watch...

 

[Cyradix]

don't forget Scorpion King 3...