can i wrap my pig in your blanket vlad?
Decided not to, 4 packets of bacon is expensive.
Half tempted to wrap my cock in bacon and take a pic.
Decided not to, 4 packets of bacon is expensive.
dude, lame! if you are *careful* and make sure you *do not break the coc* I will allow one pic of it.
also, won't it be awesome to prank your friends/parents/sisters/neighbours/dogs into eating bacon that's been on your cock? or has that teen-sexxor list I just saw in the other thread broken my brain?
Half tempted to wrap my cock in bacon and take a pic.
yeah, come one cHodAX. you can't do these things! it would be like saying you'll swaffle an elephant and then wussing out
lol I would need to get seriously pissed before I whip out the w0nderschlong, cover it in bacon and post it on the interent. Tempting but unless the I get trollied bigtime over the next 12 days it won't be happening.
So chances are high then?
Why do you keep on bringing up your biggest failure?
At least 50/50 and rising by the hour! If I kind find some rose vodka then it is a dead cert!
Never thought I'd say this, but that image contains too much bacon..