[BACON] Things wrapped in bacon

Vladamir

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Olgaline

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I seldom say this, but yes
it's like Chelsea's midfield,
getting old and with no prospect of new blood
in the near future :p
 

Olgaline

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N = C + {fb(cm) . fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc . ta
N = force in Newtons required to break the cooked
bacon.
fb = function of the bacon type.
fc = function of the condiment/filling effect.
Ts = serving temperature.
tc = cooking time.
ta = time or duration of application of condiment/
filling.
cm = cooking method.
C = Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.
 

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Enter the Dragon's on TV now. Best to watch it with a huge bowl of crispy bacon to snack on
 

cHodAX

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Half tempted to wrap my cock in bacon and take a pic.
 

Vladamir

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Careful not to get tempted by the bacon and fry your cock by accident :D
 

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Half tempted to wrap my cock in bacon and take a pic.

Decided not to, 4 packets of bacon is expensive.

dude, lame! if you are *careful* and make sure you *do not break the coc* I will allow one pic of it.

also, won't it be awesome to prank your friends/parents/sisters/neighbours/dogs into eating bacon that's been on your cock? or has that teen-sexxor list I just saw in the other thread broken my brain?
 

cHodAX

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I wonder if it is possible to make a bazooka made out of bacon that fires sausages?
 

gohan

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dude, lame! if you are *careful* and make sure you *do not break the coc* I will allow one pic of it.

also, won't it be awesome to prank your friends/parents/sisters/neighbours/dogs into eating bacon that's been on your cock? or has that teen-sexxor list I just saw in the other thread broken my brain?

if cho puts bacon on his cock will you give him a blow job?
 

TdC

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only if he gets a haircut too. otherwise it's back in line with the rest of the schmo's :)
 

TdC

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yeah, come one cHodAX. you can't do these things! it would be like saying you'll swaffle an elephant and then wussing out :p
 

cHodAX

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lol I would need to get seriously pissed before I whip out the w0nderschlong, cover it in bacon and post it on the interent. Tempting but unless the I get trollied bigtime over the next 12 days it won't be happening. :p
 

Ch3tan

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yeah, come one cHodAX. you can't do these things! it would be like saying you'll swaffle an elephant and then wussing out :p


Why do you keep on bringing up your biggest failure?
 

Ch3tan

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lol I would need to get seriously pissed before I whip out the w0nderschlong, cover it in bacon and post it on the interent. Tempting but unless the I get trollied bigtime over the next 12 days it won't be happening. :p


So chances are high then?
 

TdC

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Why do you keep on bringing up your biggest failure?

because, my pointy friend, it brings me much joy to do so. also, that's certainly not my biggest failure :)
 

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Never thought I'd say this, but that image contains too much bacon..
 

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