Baby making a gasping noise

[TdC]

user seems legit. carry on.

 

[Syri]

Quite possible. I just googled it out of curiosity, it's on the first page of results...

 

[Moriath]

Quite possible. I just googled it out of curiosity, it's on the first page of results...

How does that happen on a three year old thread lol

 

[fettoken]

Hey, I have an idea.

If the NHS does privatise, we could bid for NHS Direct.

Call it Freddys Health Direct.

Exactly. Instead of just one doctor answering questions and giving out a few aspirins we actually discuss the matter, and with our lifelong experience it shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Edmond]

Hey, I have an idea.

If the NHS does privatise, we could bid for NHS Direct.

Call it Freddys Health Direct.

I could be in charge of checking boobs

 

[Jupitus]

I could be in charge of checking boobs

Get to the back of the line!

 

[Edmond]

Get to the back of the line!

You can't do it, you'd never reach them in the first place, no even on your tippy-toes

 

[old.Tohtori]

Get to the back of the line!

To be fair, i think Eddy has dibs on that by default.

 

[TdC]

also, Ed is at least 4' taller than Jup

 

[fettoken]

In Jups defence from all your gratuitous claims; cupping and fondling them from below is what matters (in a medical manner..ofc). We won't want you lanky fellows moving in like a crane from above. No good!

 

[old.Tohtori]

...just thought of the next worried mother who comes looking for advice on gasping babies and finds...this conversation

 

[Jupitus]

Bastards

 

[Lakih]

You can do female reproductive organs @Jupitus, they are right at your eye level on most women standing up.

 

[Jupitus]

You can do female reproductive organs @Jupitus, they are right at your eye level on most women standing up.

Hmmmmm....

 

[Edmond]

Bastards

 

[Syri]

The problem with any kind of FH group-effort clinic is that we'd lose all our patients, as everyone would just be arguing about how to treat them...

 

[CorNokZ]

I could be in charge of checking boobs

I'll do anything involving anal. Mine.. Theirs.. Is all gooood

 

[caLLous]

You can't do it, you'd never reach them in the first place, no even on your tippy-toes

I thought @Jupitus meant get to the back of the line to check his boobs.

 

[leggy]

The baby? Phew, close one man.

Toht in genuine funny shocker. This place has gone to shit, I'm off.

 

[old.user4556]

I'm the new Wazz. How can I help?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Toht in genuine funny shocker. This place has gone to shit, I'm off.

Reverting to old days

 

[pikeh]

Not read the thread because its probably turned into an argument about something, but speak to your baby's health worker/midwife. They should be around to do a home visit and are very good and will put your mins at ease.

 

[Moriath]

Not read the thread because its probably turned into an argument about something, but speak to your baby's health worker/midwife. They should be around to do a home visit and are very good and will put your mins at ease.

We had an arguement three years ago. But the ressurection has been civil enough.

 

[fettoken]

No dead-baby-jokes; i am stunned. 9 seconds stun! If i check the bad taste jokes thread, maybe i will find something..

 

[pikeh]

We had an arguement three years ago. But the ressurection has been civil enough.

Oh god!

*hangs head in shame*

At least I didn't necro...

 

[Trem]

You can do female reproductive organs @Jupitus, they are right at your eye level on most women standing up.

Yeah you are the right height to see if their burst hedgehog smells funny.

 

[Bodhi]

I'm still bemused by this concept of something potentially serious being wrong, and asking us lot for help?

 

[Scouse]

You can do female reproductive organs @Jupitus

We can't do that round here. Imagine if @Moriath had to check them out but discharged the patient because he thought she was a dolphin....

 

[Moriath]

We can't do that round here. Imagine if @Moriath had to check them out but discharged the patient because he thought she was a dolphin....

Only after feeding her a couple of mackrel. And seeing if she can balance a ball on her nose.

 

[Trem]

Only after feeding her a couple of mackrel. And seeing if she can balance a ball on her nose.

That's seals you clown. Jesus your sexual orientation is all over the place.