Baby making a gasping noise

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No it isn't. Its pretty fucking straightforward actually. Anyone taking the piss when a guy asks about something to do with his own child, is a douchebag of the highest order. I see no wiggle room for moral ambiguity here. I wouldn't do it, and I wouldn't expect it from others.
This. Back on topic. If you have nothing of real value to add then do not post in this thread. One person has already received a warning.
 

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To be fair Blood, FH is not the place to look for serious answers.
Why not? We have a multitude of people doing professional roles who have and do offer valid and perfectly acceptable advice.
 

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No it isn't. Its pretty fucking straightforward actually. Anyone taking the piss when a guy asks about something to do with his own child, is a douchebag of the highest order. I see no wiggle room for moral ambiguity here. I wouldn't do it, and I wouldn't expect it from others.

Exactly what i mean, some topics it's fine, some it's not, which is completely random, even when people say things that are far worse then that.

But yeah, on topic as deebs said while i was posting, not worth it really.

Why not? We have a multitude of people doing professional roles who have and do offer valid and perfectly acceptable advice.

If you don't mind me answering that though; FH, even if FH, is still the internet.
 

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I can understand the complaints in regards to what was said and deleted from the thread - even I thought it was pushing it a bit. It didn't stop me chuckling though.

Not sure why people are getting in a tiff over a patently silly and nonsensical response? It's not even remotely offensive, unlike the other post. It's nothing but obscure fiction based on nothing. It's like a Scouse thread ;)
 

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If you don't mind me answering that though; FH, even if FH, is still the internet.

It is what people make of it, what has become plainly obvious over the years is people are quite happy to use the excuse it is full of shit to justify adding more.
 

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Why not? We have a multitude of people doing professional roles who have and do offer valid and perfectly acceptable advice.


Yes, and on the other hand FH has a proud history of going massively off topic and taking the piss.

Moriath's post was very dark humour, and I can see how it would offend.
 

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Yes, and on the other hand FH has a proud history of going massively off topic and taking the piss.

Moriath's post was very dark humour, and I can see how it would offend.
Yes it has and it also has been very helpful when serious questions have been asked of its members.
 

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Anyway - all that said we went for the 2nd opinion and the doctor said the same as the first doctor so its just me being paranoid and babies do indeed apparently make gasping noises sometimes but grow out of it eventually.
 

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Good to hear that BloodOmen.
 

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Glad its nothing more serious.
Wonder if certain people will feel as 'humourous' when they eventually have children (except TOHT of course;))
 

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...meant to say that there are good people at FH who give genuine advice... but you do risk feeding the trolls, as I have learned to my cost.
 

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Wonder if certain people will feel as 'humourous' when they eventually have children (except TOHT of course;))

You mean if i'll feel as humorous even when i have children, or not having them at all? :D

Anyhoo, hopefully Blood will notice i wasn't joking on the matter, just not agreeing on the seriousness. I did have a good one lined up :(
 

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Trem has kids and managed not to throw a wobbly? Not everyone's so precious ALL the time ;)
 

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Hey listen i know i pushed the boundries and for this community i pushed them too far ... I accept that ... its something i have a problem with from time to time .. and if you dont tell me i wont know.

So i dont mind a slap on the wrist ... to me its still not a problem what i said but i can see others here thought so.

I will try not to go as far again.

Everyone has their limits i usually find mine are a lot further than most other peoples.

Sorry if i offended anyone .. as said previously it was meant as a non serious comment.
 

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Glad to hear all is okay; typically, that's what young kids/babies tend to do... scare the living shit out of you just for kicks. :)

I'm presuming any offensive comment has been removed else I don't think anything still remaining here is actually bad. I know it's not necessarily something that should be commented on further but I've had a similar situation online before where something was taken the wrong way and didn't speak up for the joker (The fact that I remember it some 10 years on I guess must have some bearing). People make jokes. Unless it's a)some troll who has purposefully been following you around or b)is actually wishing malice or c)something bad has actually happened, they are just jokes. Nobody would be joking if it was a serious illness but it is something unconfirmed from which the only way it was going to be logically rectified was another trip to the doctors anyway; the chance of any advice being taken 100% without going to the doctors is very unlikely (people don't presume stupidity for posting, just an opportunity for a conversation, mates take the piss, strangers don't).

Anyway, kids are little fuckers. They scare you. The best way to deal with these scares (where no harm has actually come to them) is to laugh about it (but definitely seek advice... holy shit don't 100% rely on FH, please don't ;)).
 

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My son is 8 months old and just started doing the same thing! As a mother it completely freaks you out. My doctor said hes fine. Did you ever find out what the issue is?
 

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As has been said before - try another doctor and another after that until you get a viable answer. Hope it's not croupe as i had that as a kid and it sucked big time, not being able to breathe properly. Fucking hell! Well, hope it's sorted out mate.
 

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Glad its all ok.

Not really nice making a mock over somebodies potentially ill child, but whatever gives you kicks guys.
 

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It reminded me that I miss Waz and his face AIDS :(
 

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This thread makes you miss him? Wazz did some funnies but this thread wasn't exactly his finest hour.
 

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I'm not sure she's a troll.

I bet she googled 'baby making gasping noises' which led her here.

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My son is 8 months old and just started doing the same thing! As a mother it completely freaks you out. My doctor said hes fine. Did you ever find out what the issue is?

Turned out to be nothing at all, it went away by itself as he got older.
 

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Hey, I have an idea.

If the NHS does privatise, we could bid for NHS Direct.

Call it Freddys Health Direct.
 

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