Audi R8

[Tom]

Give it a rest, you started throwing names around so what kind of replies do you expect?

Exactly the replies I received, which are hilarious. Including yours.

 

[Lamp]

I've arranged a test drive, but now I'm thinking about whether it will fit ok in the garage & general security for it. Plus I need to make sure I fit in it ok (I have very long legs)

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

I've arranged a test drive, but now I'm thinking about whether it will fit ok in the garage & general security for it. Plus I need to make sure I fit in it ok (I have very long legs)

Nice, hows the missus feel? serious pussy magnet of a car

Security? a team of armed security guards?

 

[Lamp]

Haven't exactly discussed it with her as such. I told her I'm going to change our car. Which was probably a mistake as now she's gonna expect something like a Merc or something girly. Didn't exactly mention an R8 (which if I'm being honest I want for me). Even tho its coming out of my own personal savings, she won't like me getting it ("you've got that bloody noisy motorbike what do you need a sports car for? How much did it cost? It will get stolen within a week" etc etc). One day at a time. Test drive first. Then battle with my conscience.

 

[cHodAX]

Haven't exactly discussed it with her as such. I told her I'm going to change our car. Which was probably a mistake as now she's gonna expect something like a Merc or something girly. Didn't exactly mention an R8 (which if I'm being honest I want for me). Even tho its coming out of my own personal savings, she won't like me getting it ("you've got that bloody noisy motorbike what do you need a sports car for? How much did it cost? It will get stolen within a week" etc etc). One day at a time. Test drive first. Then battle with my conscience.

Get a GTR mate or at least test drive one, you won't regret it, I ejaculated in my trousers just accelerating to 80mph in my brothers father in law's. The raw power is just breath taking and for the price it is one hell of a car, the 2012 version on the way has some very nice improvements too including an extra 40bhp and 10% less drag.

Dailymotion - 2009 Nissan GT-R Vs. The World Ultimate Performance Car Test - a Auto-Moto video

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

^^ as above, the new Nissan GTR is basically a £50k super car.

 

[Job]

I fix boilers and am self employed, which of course is a good way not to have to get out of bed in the morning or answer to anyone, I could only afford an R8 if I was single, but the urge to be flash has long, long left me.
I wish I could get it back TBH, but the creep of MEH get's us all in the end.
If I won an R8 in a competition I'd sell it without even seeing it.
I bought a brand spanking ZX12 and left in the shop till the owner rang me to see if I was going to pick it up.
Fuck me I need some of that testosterone that Robbie Williams is taking.

 

[DaGaffer]

^^ as above, the new Nissan GTR is basically a £50k super car.

70K supercar; its gone up a lot in the last couple of years.

 

[GimmlyThe3rd]

70K supercar; its gone up a lot in the last couple of years.

Still not a bad price compared to other "super cars" I've seen one here and it looks / sounds amazing, but add 170% import tax.

And

I fix boilers and am self employed, which of course is a good way not to have to get out of bed in the morning or answer to anyone, I could only afford an R8 if I was single, but the urge to be flash has long, long left me.
I wish I could get it back TBH, but the creep of MEH get's us all in the end.
If I won an R8 in a competition I'd sell it without even seeing it.
I bought a brand spanking ZX12 and left in the shop till the owner rang me to see if I was going to pick it up.
Fuck me I need some of that testosterone that Robbie Williams is taking.

Get some testosterone and you will end up like this guy

YouTube - ‪CRAZY ZX 12 BY NICK ATTIKI ODOS 2003‬‏

Very fine bike though, rather have one then a Blade, Busa or R1

 

[cHodAX]

Fuck me I need some of that testosterone that Robbie Williams is taking.

Wouldn't mind some of that shit myself, sounds like the bollocks.

 

[old.user4556]

This is a car thread, gtf with the bikes

 

[Billargh]

Guys, guys, guys. I'm getting put on my lasses insurance for her 1.0l Micra (my car is lé fucked) when we go away next week, I win the thread.

 

[cHodAX]

Guys, guys, guys. I'm getting put on my lasses insurance for her 1.0l Micra (my car is lé fucked) when we go away next week, I win the thread.

Only if it is purple.

 

[Billargh]

I'm not that lucky man, it's one of these rank silver things.

Certainly will feel like a huge downgrade from my 1.2l Corsa!

 

[cHodAX]

I'm not that lucky man, it's one of these rank silver things.

Certainly will feel like a huge downgrade from my 1.2l Corsa!

Eww, you are gonna need some big testosterone injections after driving that ladymobile!

 

[Job]

It's funny how you blurt around on it for a week and every time you take it through 2nd -3rd, you think you've just engaged warp drive, then a week later
you're whacking it through fourth and it over revs and dies off and your'e like
'Is that it?'
So I started thinking about a Turbo, then I thought about buying a new tyre every two days.
So I put it in the garage and got me Monkey bike out and the smile came back.

 

[Billargh]

It's funny how you blurt around on it for a week and every time you take it through 2nd -3rd, you think you've just engaged warp drive, then a week later
you're whacking it through fourth and it over revs and dies off and your'e like
'Is that it?'
So I started thinking about a Turbo, then I thought about buying a new tyre every two days.
So I put it in the garage and got me Monkey bike out and the smile came back.

Pure poetry.

Eww, you are gonna need some big testosterone injections after driving that ladymobile!

I've already sold my testicles on eBay cHo

 

[Deebs]

I've driven multiple BMW's and AUDI's in multiple country's thx, as well as a lot of bikes, a range of ATV's and a speed boats and yachts. Even a trike and 1000c chopper actually ....

Next question knob end ... Oh and when I was in Uni, if you look out my window every day you will see the car park full of BMWs owned by? Black people and mixed indians. The car term black on black comes from where you think? Mostly black guys in the states putting black rims on BMW's ...

Keep the insults and sterotyping out of this. This is a final warning.

Now, back on track, driving the range of stuff you mention above in a game does not make you an expert

 

[Deebs]

Everyone else, back on track, this is about the Audi R8, god I would shag the exhaust on that car if it was on my drive.

Keep the shit out of this thread please. Enough off topicness. Thanks.

Back on topic, the R8 including the Spyder are just sexeh

 

[Raven]

I love the sound of the R8 but there is just something I don't like about the look of it, I can't quite put my finger on it though.

Lost interest in cars really, I just see them as a means to get from A to B quicker than walking.