Are you an underdog, or an alpha male?

[cHodAX]

Arnie and Laddey have alot in common, a small winkey for a start.

 

[megadave]

Arnie has a 12 inch dick, get your facts straight

 

[cHodAX]

Arnie has a 12 inch dick, get your facts straight

He really must be a giant then because his cock looks tiny in those trunks! The scale must we be way off and it is actually 40 foot tall in real life!

 

[Lamp]

would you sooner have

(a) a tiny dick but have £300 million dollars

or

(b) a 12 inch cock but be poor for the rest of your life

 

[Cerb]

Hang on surely I'm not the only one who read that first post and thought wait a minute Al Pachino was in Devils Advocate not Robert De Niro!

 

[Sparx]

Haha i didnt notice that well spotted Cerb

 

[Sparx]

would you sooner have

(a) a tiny dick but have £300 million dollars

or

(b) a 12 inch cock but be poor for the rest of your life

Give me the tiny dick and £300 million please.

 

[tierk]

Hang on surely I'm not the only one who read that first post and thought wait a minute Al Pachino was in Devils Advocate not Robert De Niro!

oO i think we have been setup

 

[Lamp]

you think Arnie gives a shit about his cock size?

Edit: Cerb: You're nearest. Go ask him.

 

[Cerb]

Yup 300 million for that money I don't need to care if the woman is enjoying herself.

 

[tierk]

you think Arnie gives a shit about his cock size?

For 300 million i think i would think about having fanny installed tbh

 

[Vasconcelos]

would you sooner have

(a) a tiny dick but have £300 million dollars

or

(b) a 12 inch cock but be poor for the rest of your life

Thats a good one...

Decisions decisions.... would I trade my huge tool for 300M....? Guess I could buy me a new one...

 

[Sparx]

hahah tierk

spread rep etc

 

[Zenith.UK]

For 300 million i think i would think about having fanny installed tbh

So you could go fuck yourself literally?

Couldn't pass up the opportunity.
:lol:

 

[cHodAX]

So you could go fuck yourself literally?

Couldn't pass up the opportunity.
:lol:

Even if he goes and fucks himself figuratively I am sure we would still be pretty happy!

 

[fettoken]

With 300M, you can have both a fanny and a giant cock.

 

[cHodAX]

Marc is a giant fanny and you could fuck him for £30 really.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl you guys are on top form here, this thread has really made me chuckle and at one point I even chortled too!

 

[Laddey]

Haha cho. Where's it all coming from?!

 

[cHodAX]

Give me the tiny dick and £300 million please.

You are already half way there, whoaaaaa livin on a prayer!

 

[cHodAX]

Haha cho. Where's it all coming from?!

It's the drugs man, is amazing how much asprin, caffiene and paracetamol can fuck you up!

 

[Sparx]

You are already half way there, whoaaaaa livin on a prayer!

Exactly so at least give me the 300 million ive done my part of the bargain

 

[tierk]

So you could go fuck yourself literally?

Couldn't pass up the opportunity.
:lol:

Err yer mum? Sorry that's the best i can do

 

[georgie]

Yeah! Tierk's mum!


... or something...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Neither really, even if the whole underdog/alpha male is a flawed comparison

I let people think they are leading, which suits me fine since i don't take the responsibility of failure either, with still managing to stear issues where i want.

Loki baby

About the 300mil and small cock, a 1000/hour hooker would cost you little short of 9mil/year. 3mil if it's 8h/day(workday). That's 8h/day, for 30mil, for 10 years of poonyummy.

A 12 incher wouldn't give such a poonanny quarantee.

 

[Lamp]

At the end of the day, 300mil buys you as much sex as you want. And they say money can't buy you happiness. Scrotes. You think Coleen Rooney fell for his potato-head good looks...or his £50m fortune?

 

[cHodAX]

At the end of the day, 300mil buys you as much sex as you want. And they say money can't buy you happiness. Scrotes. You think Coleen Rooney fell for his potato-head good looks...or his £50m fortune?

Yep, for £300 million even you could get laid at least twice Lamp!

 

[Chosen]

Neither really, even if the whole underdog/alpha male is a flawed comparison

I let people think they are leading, which suits me fine since i don't take the responsibility of failure either, with still managing to stear issues where i want.

Loki baby

About the 300mil and small cock, a 1000/hour hooker would cost you little short of 9mil/year. 3mil if it's 8h/day(workday). That's 8h/day, for 30mil, for 10 years of poonyummy.

A 12 incher wouldn't give such a poonanny quarantee.

Can you be my underdog? I promise to treat you nice

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can you be my underdog? I promise to treat you nice

If you share your 300mil hookers, sure

 

[Billargh]

Yep, for £300 million even you could get laid at least twice Lamp!

Dunno, he'd probably get a Harrods prossie, and still only have her for a few seconds.