Help any films with viking stuff?

AngelHeal

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ey, im kinda bored to watch all the iraq / (oldskool) china war films etc..

are there any cool viking/norseman films?

except pathfinder:p
 

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Yeah, if someone says Pathfinder i'm gonna go ballistic :D

F*cking savages and NOT vikings in that one. Honestly, could write an essey on what was f*cked in it.

I'd suggest 13th warrior(antonio banderas). Sure, hollywood, but it is based(very loyally) on eaters of the dead. Eaters of the dead is the stories of Ibn Fadlan, a mormon who goes on a voyage/adventure with vikings.

Potrays vikings in a very real way.

Also, another one that potrays vikings really good is the 3d movie, wat was it...angelina jolie and....umm...beowulf?
 

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Pathfinder is quite good...

As a movie, maybe, as a portrait of vikings it's appauling. As they are "shown as vikings" there.

As in norwegian/swedish etc. Germanic savages those guys, nothing more.
 

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Beowulf & Grendel I guess could be considered Viking-ish(not the animated one, the one with Gerard Butler from 05).

There was also the comedy from the 80s around Erik the Red, can't remember it's exact name however.


Anyhoo; Keyword: Viking...
 

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As a movie, maybe, as a portrait of vikings it's appauling. As they are "shown as vikings" there.

As in norwegian/swedish etc. Germanic savages those guys, nothing more.

I was pulling your leg :mad:
 

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Hrafnin Flygur!!

Tunkur Knifur!!! Er... ohhh ahmm.. I don't know the English name of that film. It's Icelandic, anyhow.
 

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Ring of the Nibelungs

Also known as (so many titles lol):

Curse of the Ring Australia (DVD title) / Greece (DVD title) / Iceland / International (English title) / Netherlands (DVD title) / USA (DVD title)
Anneau sacré, L' Belgium (French title) / France
A Maldição do Anel Brazil
Dark Kingdom: The Dragon King USA (DVD title)
Katara tou dahtylidiou, I Greece
Kingdom in Twilight Germany (working title)
Legenda Niebelungin sormuksesta Finland
Maldición del anillo, La Argentina (video title)
Nibelungen - Der Fluch des Drachen, Die Germany (DVD title)
Nibelungen, Die Germany
Reino del anillo, El Spain
Saga dei Nibelunghi, La Italy
Sword of Xanten UK (theatrical title)
The Ring Germany (working title)

Has the sexy Kristanna Loken as a Viking princess/queen!

:D

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Pathfinder must have been one of the worst movies I have seen in 2007 :(
 

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You're better of settling down to John Boorman's epic Excalibur
 

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very Viking'ish
You might even see trolls
 

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Yeah, if someone says Pathfinder i'm gonna go ballistic :D

F*cking savages and NOT vikings in that one. Honestly, could write an essey on what was f*cked in it.

I'd suggest 13th warrior(antonio banderas). Sure, hollywood, but it is based(very loyally) on eaters of the dead. Eaters of the dead is the stories of Ibn Fadlan, a mormon who goes on a voyage/adventure with vikings.

Potrays vikings in a very real way.

Also, another one that potrays vikings really good is the 3d movie, wat was it...angelina jolie and....umm...beowulf?

Wtf vikings and mormons? Arent mormons from ~1830 ?
 

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Although my memory of the film is hazy and i have never read the book i assume he meant Muslim/Moor
 

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Yeah, if someone says Pathfinder i'm gonna go ballistic :D

F*cking savages and NOT vikings in that one. Honestly, could write an essey on what was f*cked in it.

I'd suggest 13th warrior(antonio banderas). Sure, hollywood, but it is based(very loyally) on eaters of the dead. Eaters of the dead is the stories of Ibn Fadlan, a mormon who goes on a voyage/adventure with vikings.

Potrays vikings in a very real way.

Also, another one that potrays vikings really good is the 3d movie, wat was it...angelina jolie and....umm...beowulf?

A MORMON?

I don't think America was discovered in 9th century?
 

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I mean mormon, not modern day mormon, but follower of Book of Mormon.

Check here.

The book of mormon says that Joseph Smith discovered gold plates that he translated in America...

The Book of Mormon was first published by Joseph Smith, Jr. in March 1830 in Palmyra, New York. According to Smith's written account, the book is a translation of gold plates which contained the writings of prophets in ancient Meso-America between approximately 600 BC and AD 400. The text on these plates is said to have been written in a language that Smith called Reformed Egyptian.[3] The plates were buried by Moroni, the last of these prophets, at a hill called Cumorah. Smith said that on September 22, 1827 he received the plates from an angel named Moroni and was directed to translate them using two stones called the Urim and Thummim that were deposited with the plates. In addition to Smith's account, eleven others signed affidavits that they had seen the gold plates for themselves. Their written testimonies are known as The Testimony of Three Witnesses[4] and The Testimony of Eight Witnesses.[5] These affidavits are published as part of the introductory pages to the Book of Mormon.[6]
 

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I can't be bothered to look up "proof" at work, but they were called mormons back then via followers of mormon, the prophet living back then.
 

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Though have to say, i might confuse my memory of Ibn Fadlan speaking of mormon, but i'm fairly certain he was called that too...
 

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Aah I found the film I was going on about. It's called Flight of the Raven in English. Here's a link.

Hrafninn flýgur (1984)

Brutal and very vikingish. And Icelandic, hehe.
 

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Beowulf & Grendel I guess could be considered Viking-ish(not the animated one, the one with Gerard Butler from 05).

aw jeesus that film was so goddamned bleak! and tbh i felt sorry for grendel, have to say i did not like that film one bit, it upset me and left me feeling hollow at the end.

think lollie mentioned it but the film Vikings with kirk douglas in it is a rip roaring viking adventure, place your tounge firmly in your cheek while watching it and youll be fine.


aside from that i cant think of any :(

maybe just go buy a copy of The Sun newscomic and read Hagar the horrible though?

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Not to mention the viking guy who "formed" iceland(can't remember name, redbeard or some such) went there, thought it's a sh*tty place and pissed off :D


the guy was a man with great vision i hear :D:clap:
 

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