Any desktop publishing / graphic design bods on here?

[old.Tohtori]

Just to be annoying, though I do know what you're getting at and Photoshop is a very versatile tool, there is a LOT you can't do with Photoshop. Every time I see people that I work with start laying out text on adverts using Photoshop I shudder.

Well, text is(should be) simple anyway. Every time i see someone pull out a "fancy" font(read "very very very many metal bands"), i tend to take a big long breath and continue to type out the full works of JR Tolkien in Comic Sans.

Not to mention that you can get anything done in PS, just might take a tad longer

 

[cHodAX]

The whole flowery bollocks in the middle is actually ok, Salsa is very flamboyant so it kind of fits, wouldn't use it on anything else though.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah it fits, just that in the middle, it kinda looks like there's whipped cream and a cherry on top of a building

Also the orange line i mentioned might look better on paper, would need the fullsize for that, but could do without.

Also maybe remove the ! from Salsa!.

It's kind of, overselling.

 

[cHodAX]

Latest effort, big change as she wanted a different feel.

 

[Huntingtons]

For my epic porn debut perhaps, I am not sure the teenagers or their mums would appreciate a big old fanny plastered across the flyers though.

Come on ballmunchers, what software should I be looking at?

you know salsa is all about the sex anyway. Do it! Do it! Do it!

 

[ford prefect]

I use GIMP, it is free and every bit as confusing as photoshop, that or paint or psp7 which I actually once learned to use, but disables aero and crashes a lot under win 7

 

[TdC]

my efforts to help you out buddy!

 

[cHodAX]

Loads better than mine and it has funny cunny, bonus!

Oh and send me those dancing girl vectors you bastard!

 

[TdC]

sadly not vectors dude still want em?

 

[eksdee]

Live trace them and, hey presto, you have vectors.

 

[cHodAX]

sadly not vectors dude still want em?

Aye please, I have vectormagic installed, should be able to turn them into something useful.

 

[TdC]

mkay then here you go mate. happy to help!

 

[cHodAX]

You are a good lad. <dink dink>

That was the sound of my penis tapping you on each shoulder. I now dub thee Sir Teedles!

 

[TdC]

*fap*

 

[TdC]

so? how'd it turn out? you get any?

 

[cHodAX]

In a holding pattern atm bud, waiting on dates to be confirmed for the club and for her to sort out a price with a printer.

 

[TdC]

boo

 

[Wij]

Not looking good then :/

Time to get bitter and start a stalking campaign imo.

 

[TdC]

I was going to say things like "woman firmly in control // getting strung along // no chance of sex" but was too chilled out and nice this monday morning. You did summarize nicely though Wij

 

[cHodAX]

Nah I am saving this one up anyway, it is all brownie points for the future and my current lady would not approve anyway. It never hurts to be nice to hot chicks.

 

[TdC]

wooop wooop FRIEND ZONE ALERT!!!! code blue CODE BLLLUUUUEEEE

 

[cHodAX]

wooop wooop FRIEND ZONE ALERT!!!! code blue CODE BLLLUUUUEEEE

Well as I said in the orginal post, she is already a friend, just a very hot one that I am more than happy to help if it scores me some points.

 

[TdC]

I'm available as your filthy euro wing man. If she's hot as you say ^^

 

[Wij]

Well as I said in the orginal post, she is already a friend, just a very hot one that I am more than happy to help if it scores me some points.

Those points count for nothing except to mark you out as a "zero-chance sap who will do my bidding because I'm quite perky."

Bitterness is the only sane response.

Or you could just have told her in the first place to "FUCK OFF BITCH I KNOW YOU'LL NEVER SHAG ME SO I'M GOING TO KEEP MY FUCKING DIGNITY YOU WHORE !!!!"

 

[MYstIC G]

If you can't take it with you when you die, why the fuck bother to collect it?

 

[cHodAX]

There is information I cannot share in public, sorry.

 

[TdC]

but we're your FRIENDS we HELPED you we want what is only the BEST for you

so cough up some pix

 

[cHodAX]

but we're your FRIENDS we HELPED you we want what is only the BEST for you

so cough up some pix

Not gonna happen, a mate of mine browses here and I have already over-extended myself.

 

[ECA]

You're already friendzoned with a 0% chance of tang, you might as well sack up and post pics

 

[TdC]

get your mate to post pix and then rat him out!

COCKBLOXWINNAR!!!!112