old.Tohtori
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I'm gonna go off a tangent here, about personal stuff, so you might want to turn away and go "Ooh icecream!" right about now
If you don't like that sort of thing/comment on them ofcourse.
Otherwise, rant time:
Pregnant women. I can't STAND the fact they think they own the f*cking world. I was on a sub, sitting, on a normal seat(not registered for those with "problems") when lo and behold the doros open and a larvacarrier dances in with a mocchacittolatte in one hand and the latestsudoku book on other. He takes a look around at the "normal" people there, couple of sutis, old age pensioner there and then rests her eyes on me. Long hair, black coat, sunglasses resting on ym head and...well, get the point, riffraff to those normal larvapeople.
On she goes, saunters over with Sviatoslav Richter behind her with a scale. Tap on my shoulder, a "ahehem" and a stern look.
What happened next, well, wasn't pretty.
I pointed towards the empty seat at the DESIGNATED area and said "There ya go luv."(not in english ofcourse, but similar).
She goes ballistic, ranting and raving and spewing and calling me what-cha-ma-callit.
I know i should've kept my mouth shut at this point, raving lunatic women are bad, pregnant are worse...but...it came to my mouth and i had to let it go "You don't own the world you fa(momentary sanity struck)...just because you got a kid inside you."
And she just stood there, with looks that could kill, and not the good kinda looks, but looks as in "looking at me hoping i would die!".
Anyhoo, long story short---er, got off at my stop and told her as a final parting gift: "There ya go, now next time you feel like exploding, just use the energy to walk over to any empty seat."(which there were plenty).
Now, onwards.
My doctor, f*cking annoying prick he is. I had the best results on my bloodowrk that i've ever had(diabetic) and he said "You really should take better care of yourself". How about some support for getting there? No, just, "get in shape you lazy f*ck". Not to mention the f*cker was 15 minutes late. Then he dares ask this:
"So why did you come to a doctor?". I mean come on!! I'm diabetic, want to see i'm "ok", and he asks why i'm there. And he was supposed to be a pro...
but the real kicker came when "time was up". As said, he was 15 minutes late, and at the end i wanted to ask something, quick Q if you will to better my treatment etc. the answer was clear: "No, that was it, our time is up."
*twitch*....i had impure thoughts of his rear and medical tools.
Ok, i guess that's it. Ah, much better. Carry on
If you don't like that sort of thing/comment on them ofcourse.
Otherwise, rant time:
Pregnant women. I can't STAND the fact they think they own the f*cking world. I was on a sub, sitting, on a normal seat(not registered for those with "problems") when lo and behold the doros open and a larvacarrier dances in with a mocchacittolatte in one hand and the latestsudoku book on other. He takes a look around at the "normal" people there, couple of sutis, old age pensioner there and then rests her eyes on me. Long hair, black coat, sunglasses resting on ym head and...well, get the point, riffraff to those normal larvapeople.
On she goes, saunters over with Sviatoslav Richter behind her with a scale. Tap on my shoulder, a "ahehem" and a stern look.
What happened next, well, wasn't pretty.
I pointed towards the empty seat at the DESIGNATED area and said "There ya go luv."(not in english ofcourse, but similar).
She goes ballistic, ranting and raving and spewing and calling me what-cha-ma-callit.
I know i should've kept my mouth shut at this point, raving lunatic women are bad, pregnant are worse...but...it came to my mouth and i had to let it go "You don't own the world you fa(momentary sanity struck)...just because you got a kid inside you."
And she just stood there, with looks that could kill, and not the good kinda looks, but looks as in "looking at me hoping i would die!".
Anyhoo, long story short---er, got off at my stop and told her as a final parting gift: "There ya go, now next time you feel like exploding, just use the energy to walk over to any empty seat."(which there were plenty).
Now, onwards.
My doctor, f*cking annoying prick he is. I had the best results on my bloodowrk that i've ever had(diabetic) and he said "You really should take better care of yourself". How about some support for getting there? No, just, "get in shape you lazy f*ck". Not to mention the f*cker was 15 minutes late. Then he dares ask this:
"So why did you come to a doctor?". I mean come on!! I'm diabetic, want to see i'm "ok", and he asks why i'm there. And he was supposed to be a pro...
but the real kicker came when "time was up". As said, he was 15 minutes late, and at the end i wanted to ask something, quick Q if you will to better my treatment etc. the answer was clear: "No, that was it, our time is up."
*twitch*....i had impure thoughts of his rear and medical tools.
Ok, i guess that's it. Ah, much better. Carry on