And here's more

[tisme]

These were sent to me by the same person who sent me the others...oh and befor u blame my nephew it wasnt him it was someone from DAOC


Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time

Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

 

[Rubric]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
******************************************************

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need... = I want.

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = I need to complain

7. Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to

8. Do what you want = you'll pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

13. You're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot

14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

15. It's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now

16. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

17. I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
onTV

18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not
going to like

 

[Conchabar]

i didnt laugh once : <

 

[Aoami]

Sexism is a horrible thing.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by Conchabar
i didnt laugh once : <

I did, but only at your comment conch

 

[Rubric]

Originally posted by Aoami
Sexism is a horrible thing.

And a fact of life.

 

[Conchabar]

Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
I did, but only at your comment conch

awwwww thx : d

 

[ChillyDawg]

bah, iv run otu of Claret

 

[Kallio]

Just read freud, there´s enough that you´ll ever need to know about women

 

[old.m0000]

its a times like these im glad women can't vote.

 

[-Lillo-]

Originally posted by old.m0000
its a times like these im glad women can't vote.

/laugh

made my day, that comment. and its only 7:37 sso yay