An Ode To Durrell

[bufferer]

lmao one of the best threads yet keep it going!!

 

[Vladamir]

Geeks.

What a strange feeling.

I agree with you

 

[Infanity]

The infiltrator Lasttime
was looking like a lime
looking for a fight
night after night
he killed with his sword
a day he would be called Lord
He liked a good duel
But others were being cruel
others would add
he would log on fh and call them fat..

(Lasttime doesn't rhyme with lemon )

<3 from Bambi

He's thrust spec

 

[CorNokZ]

He's thrust spec

It's still a sword, no?

 

[Arethir]

Once upon a time
when DAoC was in it's prime
hordes of proud soldiers fought
for the honour they'd been taught
"For Arthur!" they once yelled
and they fought for the relics they held
"For The Glorious Camelot!" they screamed
as they kept on fighting for their dreams

But when enough blood had been shed
and the enemies all were dead
a voice appeared in their head
and this is what it said
"It's time for you to leave
play elsewhere like WoW or Eve
But if you should decide to stay
play a second realm you may"

And so people started to cross
the fight for Arthur was at a loss
the spirit they once felt was gone
whatever realm they played on
So they think for a while of the past
the battle they thought would last
And only a few were still there
fighting to be Arthur's Heir

Alot of us now sit around
remembering that beautiful sound
when the battles were fought by the hordes
and people made tactical boards
I remember in Odin's Gate
"For Arthur" yelled a mate
I looked at him with a sigh
"And For Pie!" I yelled "For Pie!"

 

[kivik]

Last one wins, repped

 

[Blazor Meneth]

hahah bäst!

Think we have a winner

 

[Arethir]

Best whine-thread in ages this imo Easily makes 5-star!

And ty for the rep Just about dinged me 3 bubs!

 

[Raven]

You're camping in the sea,
on a killing spree,
Afraid to fight anyone,
but watching that is wrong.

You pull your crappy bow,
it stretches from head to toe,
the 1button adder is loose,
and the midgard's side he shall choose!


I just love you man!

haha another random zergling whos friends have left thinks he is the original soloer

 

[aika]

The infiltrator Lasttime
was looking like a lime
looking for a fight
night after night
he killed with his sword
a day he would be called Lord
He liked a good duel
But others were being cruel
others would add
he would log on fh and call them fat..

(Lasttime doesn't rhyme with lemon )

<3 from Bambi

 

[Castus]

Ice mate is nice to have my own ode been playing ranger 5 yrs now with all the changes made to them without complaint.

I will always use the best style that the character has and if that includes picking targets to kill and run then im afraid that is what is called for.

Look forward to seeing you in the war zone again and thanks for a nice poem

Can i use in my sig

Crit shotting me when im stood watching Shadowlost fighting some Mid (Bjoern sp?) is abit lame tho especially as u still nearly died hehe

 

[Arethir]

Noone taking on the challenge of making a better one!?

 

[Priz]

=) .

 

[Kinetix]

It's still a sword, no?

No its a needle

 

[Andrilyn]

There once was an infil called Vlad.
He tought he was skilled but he played very bad.
Refusing each Rez.
He was affraid to confess.
That the only skill he had was to add.

 

[>.< Pooned]

There once was an infil called Vlad.
He tought he was skilled but he played very bad.
Refusing each Rez.
He was affraid to confess.
That the only skill he had was to add.

haha nice 1 xD


any sorc poem? :O

 

[Gear]

haha nice 1 xD


any sorc poem? :O

I wave my staff
You'll feel my wrath
from clip range mezzed
and lol-tapped dead

And if you're close
i will not fear
I'll moc you down
and shed no tear

That ok?

 

[preacherboy]

Feel my chambers
you dirty rangers,
If my wl is about
you better whatch out,
feel my dot you albion lot.
Feel my stick you hibernian twit.
Need to summon more power for this albion shower.

 

[CorNokZ]

(Loosely based on The Night Before Xmas)

Twas the night before Xmas, and all through Emain,
Not a creature was stirring not even a Thane
Frontiers were quiet, the keeps all were dark
No enemy armies on the map made a mark
The Nightshades were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of wizzes danced in their heads
And Bards all were silent, rangers asleep
Not even the Bainshees making a peep
When out at the door there arose such a clatter
Even the Firbolgs wondered what was the matter

Away to Dun Crauchon they flew like a flash
Making ready the cauldrons of oil in a dash
But what did they find standing there by the door
A ram decked in holly, what was that for?
The moon on the water surrounding the keep
Glistened on parcels piled up in a heap
And what to their wondering eyes should appear
But a group of good Albions, who said 'do not fear'
The elves looked with wonder at this strange sight
Why were they here late on Christ-mas night

At first they believed it must be a trick
Then a half-ogre stepped up, dressed as St. Nick
In a language the elves did not comprehend
He said, 'for today I come as a friend'
And turning the ram, he revealed its contents
Food fit for a king, and a sack of presents
The elves, still wary watched from the walls
As St Nick gathered the Albs great and small
But they heard them exclaim, as they ran out of sight
Happy Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!

I know it's not totally on topic, but felt like it was needed as it's simply the best daoc poem ever

 

[Arethir]

Pfft, the hibs would of killed the albs on sight before they even got their eyes on the content of that ram!

Really well-written though ! Strong

Oh, and I liked Moshi's! Have a rep!